Robots, why haven't you joined the military yet? IT will

I want a navy seal bf

>>38468965
too fat, won't take me

I wanna join the navy. It's not as easy as it seems, tho. I gotta get in a decent shape for the tests and have a tattoo removed. I really wanna do it, in fact I don't know what I'll do if I don't get in, and killing myself is a strong option.

Not american btw.

>>38468965
Third world country army suck dick,
Check your privilege.

>>38468965
Joining just made me more depressed.

>>38469004
whys that dood ? please share

Because I haven't been a good man up to this point.

>>38468965
badly injured back in highschool basketball team, still hasnt recovered

I actually just graduated boot camp. On boot leave rn

>>38468965
>dahmer was in the military
>he still was a faggot that killed blacks for sexual pleasure
fuck off nigger

I'm 29 and I don't want to get ordered around by officers younger than me for the honor wasting munitions on 3rd world niggers.

>>38468965

CIRCUMKEKED


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*breathes in*

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>>38469930
How is it?

Are you infantry?

>>38468965
Because I'm not a subhuman, lad.

>>38468965
Disabled plus mental issues Military is no go plus I'm too old

>>38468965
They said I was permanently exempt.

>>38468965
I have. It's pretty miserable senpai. Most of the stuff it teaches you goes out the window when trying to deal with its problems. Do it for college dosh then get the fuck out.

Considering joining the navy, I'd appreciate people sharing their military experiences.

>>38471059

what rating do you want?

>>38470629

Share some stories please. I'm sure you must have some.

>>38468965
I wanted to for all the reasons you listed but I was in a mental hospital when I was 14 for attempting suicide, so the only way for me to get in would be to lie on the forms about mental illness :(. I really bealive the years between age 6 and 15 set you up to succeed or fail at life forever :(. Not that there aren't homeless to master stores, but I bealive those were all bad luck with good set-ups, good-set ups aren't obvious, it's not about money or anything

>be 6'6
>height privilige makes me exempt from draft
>Meanwhile manlets are drafted in droves

>>38471203
Is that your dick length?

>>38471203
>privilige
More like they see it as a handicap, being that tall would make you easy target

Roastie if you're out there, its me, check your email.

>>38471077
Corpsman is what I'm interested in

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>>38468965
>Wanted to join the Corps since I was little
>Father was in the military for over 20 years.
>Be lazy piece of shit in 9th grade and drop out of school.
>Over the years depression and OCD get worse.
>Self-harm scars.
>Baker acted.
>Been seeing therapist for months.
>On SSRI and anti-psychotic.
>Still no GED.
Do I even have a chance?

>>38468965
Been there, done that. All i got was a bad back and a drinking problem. Just another failed normie.

>>38468965
You generally get back what you put in, sometimes you get fucked and RIP. 8/10 was interesting but wouldn't sign back up.

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>>38471203
>living in an authoritarian country that has a draft

>>38468965

>Tfw penis not that big

how would I fit in?

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>>38472910
You'd have to be the squad cum dump!!

>>38468965
been there done that,
lost the use of my legs
no one wants to hire or date a gimp
went back to being neet,
so pretty much the same as before cept I cant walk and I get government money now.

They said my eyesight was the worst they'd seen.

I doubt that anybody who is on NEETbux would be let in.

>>38468965
Working on it, actually.

>>38468985
Me too. Tried to join last year and I'm 40 lbs over.. Aced my asvab in highschool tho. Should of joined then, when they wanted me and I didn't fuck up my life.

Even if I did make weight my left knee is crippled, and I've been arrested 3 times. Also I'd have to lie on my mental evaluation to convince them I'm normal and not depressed/suicidal

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>>38472942
Soooo free moneys yeah!

>>38471467
It's eugenics. The government sends manlets away in their most reproductive years to lessen their chance of reproduction and diminish their change to build a career.

Would joining the military be a good way to get some hot military manly men cock for a neet faggot like me?

>>38468965
I was told I couldn't join because I'm actually a sperg.

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>>38468965
Considering joining the YPG, volunteer army that fights sand niggers. Only problem is fighting WITH sand niggers.

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Because I'm an anarchist.

>>38468965
I would join if I didn't have fucked eyesight and thyroid issues and if there was something worthwhile to fight for. There isn't.

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>>38473485
Said sand niggers are anti-islamist, anti-fascist, pro-liberty and egalitarian. What more can you ask for?

Freedom for Rojava.

>>38473529
>meme politics

I truly hope you grow up some day

>>38468965
I'm near-sighted and have flat feet. The military wouldn't want me.

>>38473547
because that's a bunch of commie shit desu.
I'd join ISIS if I had to fight over there, but I don't so I don't care

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>giving up my freedom

>>38473529
Yeah, the military doesn't allow retardation.

I'm in the army, don't do it bros. I can't wait till I get out in 2 years

>>38474141
>preserving your freedom

bad risk-reward, no real benefits, especcially with current political climate

>>38474317
you quickly forget about that when you're made to do mindless details and sit around waiting for hours

>>38468985
>>38473345
Just stop eating you disgusting fucks

>>38468965
I fucking hate these threads. I already tried joining. Have you OP? Why don't you join instead of telling other people to? The military is full of nigger thugs and lower class chad garbage. It's no place for robots.