>feel pain in chest >delete all porn and browser history

>Impying that someone is gonna ever discover that you died anyway

The man with a plan

>>38469123
>Drink 2 energy drinks
>Smoke weed
>Having really bad anxiety and chest pains
>Remove harddrives and burn and bury them in the swamp.
Better be safe than sorry.. I don't want my mom seeing all my tranny porn :p

>>38469123
>feel pain in chest
>die
>mom throws out all my anime figurines boxes
>sells them for $5 each at a garage sale
>die again

>>38469628
>Feel pain in chest
>I'M FINALLY GOING SUPER SAIYAN . exe
>Mom rushes me to hospital
>It's all the energy drinks
>I wake up with my mom crying over me
>I had a dream that I was fighting frieza
>I ask mom if she has any senzu beans
>Suddenly the doctor comes in
>The machines start beeping "HE'S GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST!"
>"No.. YOU'RE FRIEZA COME TO DESTROY THE EARTH!!!"
>Fly out of bed, fire a kamehameha at doctor
>Doctor explodes into a billion shreds
>Blue haired girl walks by the room to see what's going on
>I take bulma with me to go find the dragonballs
>We find all 7
>Shenron arises
>I wish for the chest pain to stop
>Wake up in the middle of a party with my friends trying to grab the bottle of mdma out of my hand.

>>38469123
It was all gay porn wasn't it?

>not encrypting your porn

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>>38469736
Fuckin Shenron dude

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>>38469123
This hits too close to home.

oregano

>>38469628
>they get sold to little kids who think they're toys for playing with and smashing around

God damn it, I don't trust any of my "friends" to hold onto my figurines and what happens to my cute anime shit after I die worries me.

>>38471402
I worry too, my friend. I can only dream that my figurines, key chains, mugs, BDs and such don't meet a fate this terrible.

>this thread
>what is encryption