>Two steaming hot pies for you! He hee! That'll be $25.99,

"Here's a tip; stop being a faggot!"

Tell him "hey you big smell boy, I'm not obligated to tip you so go SCRAM ya BIG DUMMY ASS!"

>grab pizzas
>open box
>shit on pizza
>grab a poopy pizza slice
>eat it and chew it
>wait till he leaves
>enjoy poopy pizza in peace

Tell him that they're pizzas not pies.

>>38473226
Bend over asshole and I'll give you the tip... nah I'll give you the whole damn thing asshole!!!

>>38473255
you couldve waited for him to leave without pooping on the pizza

I pay online so I dont have to deal with that.

>>38473305
They can tell when you haven't tipped online during checkout so it's even more likely they'd spit on your pizza

Australians have no tipping culture, so when I tip $5 on an online payment my pizza shows up in 5mins and the guys are always real nice and thank me. Now that I'm a regular tipper my pizza shows up as soon as humanly possible, nice and hot.
You Americans are forced to tip just to reach barely satisfactory service levels.

>>38473317
You don't get tips online, it comes as a set charge not one you can change yourself, that way it stops people just paying 1 penny