>female randomly broughts up that shes pregnent and i need

Will women never stop with this shit?

We get, the universe revolves around your fucking vagina. Now plz stfu

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>ugh Anon, Tyrone made a mess out of my pussy. I'm going to need to take time off from work if you don't come clean it up

>>38473112
>i need to congratulate her
No, you don't. Do you also think you have to comfort women who complain about looking fat?

>>38473112
I know a girl who was pregnant at least 3 times before she was 17, in fact she's pregnant right now and I absolutely despise her because she always talks about how guys fuck her and shit probably trying to make me jealous it doesn't, thinking of her vagina literally makes me sick

>Female lays on her back and gets loaded full of cum
>Wants to be congratulated

These fucking whores never change, hope the baby fucking dies.

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Congratulating a woman on a baby is like congratulating her on pushing out a turd. It's abnormal bioliCal function so no congrats necessary

>>38473436
Sorry phone posting

>normal biological function

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>see pregnant woman
>reminded that I'll never have a wife and family