>That kid thread

>>38474854
>that kid who listen to Ska music and would skank down the hall

>that kid who chugged bottles of glue

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>>38474854
>That kid in elementary who pissed himself because he wasn't comfortable using the bathrooms at school
Spoiler: it was me

>that kid who would eat sheets of paper

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>that kid who repeated what you just said (but no one heard) like he just thought of it

>that muslim kid who shit himself twice in class throughout the semester

>>38474854
>That kid who would get a stapler and staple his arm

>that kid who could flip his eyelids inside out

that kid that shat himself at the top of the slide
and ruined the slide forever

>that kid who drew all over their arms
>that kid who drew people getting tortured in class
i was that kid

>that kid who always had really strong BO

it was me :)

>that kid who was literally spiderman

>that ginger kid who farted the stinkiest farts

>that fat kid who got bullied by all the popular girls but turned really hot as he hit puberty

>that kid that put that other kid in the oven

>that really fucking weird anime couple who always had stupid and disgusting moments in the hallway

>that one kid who once came to school as hitler

>that arab kid who always needed to blast his music in cafeteria and dance weird arab dances

>that one flat ass hoe who stuck her pants in her ass to make it look bigger

>that kid who did the "homotest" where they would rub their arms with a ruler until they started bleeding.

>>38474945
I was that kid too, one of the teachers found my drawings and had to have a meeting about it.

>that kid who threw D batteries at me every day for 2 fucking years
I hope you are fucking dead Blake

>>38474859
Virginia Beach in a nutshell

>that kid who sucked up somebody else pen liquid

>that kid that did a little diarrhea without realizing it in his pants and was convinced that someone had planted there as a prank

I was a strange 6 year old

>that wt fat girl who always talked about her problems

>that quiet boy who always stared at all the girls

>that one 9gag kid who always made 9gag jokes

>that kid that smoked weed before every test so he wouldnt have a mental breakdown

>That kid in school who would draw on his teeth with a pencil or permanent marker that kid was me

>>38475022
>that kid who sat down right onto dog shit... on two separate occasions
even as a kid I was subhuman

>that girl who pissed on the floor
>that kid who came in school with dog shit on his foot and blamed it on me so I got sent down to the nurse's office
>that weird tall girl who would constantly call other girls out for being roasties every time they brought up their other friends
>that kid who randomly started singing rap songs

oh boy I was 10x more autistic as a kid than I am now

>used to randomly cut big chunks of girl's hair off
>didn't understand how fucked up it was. would just say "it's gonna grow back

>was the kid that used to tell all the other kids about my plans to abduct and take girls hostage and take there clothes off

>when the teacher asked us to draw easter things I drew Jesus on the cross covered in blood screaming "HEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>when we sat down on the floor to read a book I would try sit next to girls I liked and caress their hair and legs gently

>walked up to a girl in year 2 and said "I want to have sex with you now"

>would constantly expose my penis to our 8 year old girl neighbor and laugh when she started screaming

>used to go to fish ponds and catch fish in my hands then rip them in half while laughing

>would draw made up superheroes like "stiffy man" and "Super rape man"

>>38475095
>that girl who pissed on the floor
sounds hot

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>that kid who repeated what you just said (but no-one heard) like he just thought of it

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>>38475117
>walked up to a girl in year 2 and said "I want to have sex with you now"
>would draw made up superheroes like "stiffy man" and "Super rape man"
you're KILLING me man

>>38474854
>that kid whose schoolbag was kicked and apparently a turd rolled out of it

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>that kid who repeated what you just said (but nobody heard) like he just thought of it

>that kid who was staring at a book 24/7 to the point that he often forgot to go home
T'was me. Days would fucking blaze by and I'd only briefly regain my perception of time and the external world once I finished a book.

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>those kids who stole paint from the art room and got caught cause they used it to write their names all over the bus station in town

>that kid at the table filled with grills who would fap in class
That kid was me

>that kid who did every drug under the sun by and OD by junior year of hs
>that slut who was dating a senior in college when she was a freshman in highschool
>that kid who was super smart but was an asshole and everyone hated him but he didn't realize it until it was too late
>that fat autistic communist furry lesbian girl who threatened to gouge your eyes out after she overhears a conversation with my friend about why communism will never work
>that kid who pissed in the soap dispensers
>those edgy kids who lit fires behind the school
>that kid who built a chlorine bomb and set it off at homecoming
>that kid who had his backpack filled with rocks and thrown off the roof
>that kid who wouldn't shut up about his "girlfriend"

>that group who would shove their shitty anime memes in your face and would get immediately horny when any one mentioned an anime man
>that kid who cut his wrists and bragged about it
>that kid who wold shove sticks up they ass and pretend the're a horse

>>38474854
ERRU NORSK??

>>38474854
>that kid who thought cutting in the lunch line was done with scissors

>those kids who tricked a retarded kid into writing a bomb threat on the bathroom wall and got the school evacuated for the day

>that kid that ran like naruto to class

>those kids who would bring alcohol to school and drink in the bathroom cause it was "cool"
>that kid who watched porn on school computers
>that kid who put on the fire alarm during the coldest fucking day in winter
>that kid who would bring kitchen knives to school and brag about it and use them to cut tree roots and make holes in the soil
>that asian kid who thought he could be a real life ninja

>that kid who made numerous suicide threats in primary school

>that kid in 4th grade who tried to stab himself to death with a stick

>that kid that looked at the teachers email password and sent out assignments to the class containing hardcore porn
He got caught tho, the teacher saw his pc name in the pictures metadata

>that kid who shit himself because he was too autistic to ask the teacher if he could use the bathroom

american schools are pretty interesting my school was boring

>that kid that stabbed someone for no reason in the arm with a broken sharp object in the 5th grade during class
me

>>38475194
Ha we had that guy. whenever the joke failed he gave the original guy credit. screw you, Gabe

>that kid who pissed himself during massage

>that kid who tasted it to make sure it was piss

>>38475095
>that weird tall girl who would constantly call other girls out for being roasties every time they brought up their other friends
i knew her, was still a bitch though

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>>38474854
>We used to have rolls in my school
>I would draw on them with Crayons because 'it gives them extra flavor'
>Everybody knew me as 'that kid who draws on all his food'
>mfw I did this until I was 14

>>38475117
>stiffy man
>super rape man
What age were you when you did this?

>that kinda hot girl who peed on the bus.. in high school.

>that goth girl who would try to start a rap competition with every nigger in school
>that goth girl that would gather all the stacys and make them perform satanic rituals during p.e
>that goth girl that took some unknown liquid and threw it on some stacys while chanting weird shit
>that goth girl who snorted a bunch of coke and tried to kiss everybody at this party
>that goth girl that was a Stacy in middle school but turned goth in high school
>that goth girl that got caught with weed and eventually got expelled with this skater kid
all the same girl
I miss her sometimes

>>38476312
bout 10-11

>>38474854
>That kid who would literally say "lets get some shoes" every single day you saw him.
I fucking hate that youtube video

>>38476571
Jesus man, when I was that age I was playing pokemon, not thinking about superheroes that rape people

>>38476244
>'that kid who draws on all his food'
kek

>>38475117
>when the teacher asked us to draw easter things I drew Jesus on the cross covered in blood screaming "HEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
That`s hilarious

>>38474854
>That kid who asked the teacher if he can go to the bathroom and when she said no he just shited himself

Do you ever fantasize about going back in time to childhood but retaining your memories, so you become this super cool mature dude in school who gets good grades and all the girls and then goes to college and becomes a success?

>>38477280
No, but I fantasize about going back and kicking the shit out of a number of people I knew.

>That pregnant eighth grader who you saw pushing a stroller around the neighborhood for years

>>38474905
There is a special place in hell for people like you

>>38474880
Fuck that kid.

>>38475130
>>38475194
Underrated.

>that kid who made a bong in ceramics

>>38474854
that kid who shit himself in an exam and still gets shit for it a decade later.

>>38474880
FUCK YOU LAURIE, FUCK YOU.

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>>38475117
>super rape man

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>that kid who fucking died
I sometimes think of him

>>38475229
>that kid who wold shove sticks up they ass and pretend the're a horse
wut

>>38477280
Ever since 7th grade

>>38474854
>that kid who did 6 lines of ket and then fell in a canal and drowned.

>>38475095
>>that girl who pissed on the floor

This made me kinda hard

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>that one kid who'd always be watching school shooting YouTube videos before the bell rang for class to start

He would exit the window the moment someone other than me entered the room.

>>38474879
Was me, still do it tho

>that girl that took a dump before the bathroom doors

>that kid who held in his shit until he shit himself in class
[Spoiler] that was me [/ Spoiler]

>>38474872
goddamn I hated that a lot

>>38474961
>that kid that put that other kid in the oven

Hitler would be proud.

>that kid who made only bongs and pipes in crafting class, smoked weed all the time but got an A for everything

>That kid who pissed in a bush because Gym teacher wouldn't let him go to bathroom
>That kid who used to poke people in the ass as he walked by
>That kid who came up with Super Herps in school and it somehow spread like actual herpes and spawned Green Lantern Gonorrhea, Wonder Clap, Aqua AIDS and other DC Superhero STD's
Me

>That kid who unintentionally ran like Sonic the Hedgehog when he wanted to run as fast as possible
Me

>That one girl who brought a dildo to school that activated in her bag

>That one guy who bragged about jerking off making his dick larger than 9 inches and it ended up being only 5 inches but girthy as fuck

>That one kid who's laugh was just a tad bit TOO much like Dr. neo Cortex's laugh and I pointed it out forever giving him the nickname of Cortex.

>>that kid that had really good pussy for breakfast for months.

>>38479605
I thought it was Aqua Crabs. There was also Bat Maleria and Swamp Butt. I think there was something with Robin or Hawkman and the bird flu.

>>38475216
>that kid who wouldn't shut up about his "girlfriend"
This fucking kid. Fuck you, David nobody fucking cares about your slut "gf"

>>38474879
Yes that is me....you called...