Have you accepted our lord and savior Daddy Yankee with his message of Despacito?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
Watch this video 10 times a day and you will get a bigger dick, your hair will grow back, and you'll be able to talk to girls.
Solid advice, OP. I can already feel the normie in me growing back despacito.