GUYS I NEED FUCKING HELP

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I HAVE A GANG OF TYRONES AFTER ME
>be me
>arguing with mom about blm and the related
>tell her that some people wouldn't get shot if they didnt act like retards
>mom immediately takes me to a black neighborhood so that i can "get into touch with my people"
>have my guitar on my back because i carry it everywhere (and i can make a little extra money)
>she says she'll pick me up in a few hours
>walk into an empty basketball court and just jam on my guitar
>tyrones on the adjacent court heckling me
>"look at that white boy over there"
>ignore them
>suddenly see abunch of nigresses and ghetto latinas come to the court to watch their bfs play basketball
>i decide to steal them
>play this http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YQYV3LskqD
> and their panties instantly dampen
> they all climb the fence separating the courts at light speed
>i get a little scared (because virgin and all) and try to run but i trip over my amp cord
>then they all rip my pants into a billion pieces
>i try to fight back but my amazing finger tapping skills enthralled them and turned them into sex crazed fiends
>i am powerless and they all suck my dick
>i look over at tyrone and his squad and my smugness turned to fear as they are fuckin livid
>i start to bolt back to my neighborhood as tyrone calls up all of his homies to beat my ass for cucking the whole hood
>i am currently hiding in a dumpster behind a chinese shop
>i can hear them yelling for "oreo" outside right now!
what do i do guys?