>tfw got drunk for the first time and threw up all over myself
I've had beer before when I turned 19 (Canadian age limit) but it tastes like poo, so I didn't drink a lot and then I thought all alcohol was bad and I didn't try drinking again for the longest time until yesterday.
This time mommy actually took me to the liqueur store so I got to chose what to get and I got iced tea and root beer with alcohol in them, and they taste a little funny but they were still tasty enough.
Stop now. Robot+liquor is a bad combination. Mixing all that self loathing with the fact that you're probably going to be drinking alone...stick to beer.
>go to first house party
>get drunk
>complain to everyone about being virgin
>>38376748
What province/city are you in OP?
>>38376783
I'd pay to see this