While you do not have to believe me on this I am going to assure

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While you do not have to believe me on this I am going to assure you that the content of this tale is %100 factual

>Be me 14 beta fag who is top of the charts in academia
>Family doesn't have much money but we make do just enough for food not enough for vidya
> Hatch a plan to sell booze I lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone so no one would buy booze for the kids.
>Buy yeast sugar and apple juice with some change I had hidden under my bed (about 5 dollars back then)
>Assemble the ingredients and leave for a month
>Know one of those half beta half alpha druggie kids
>Ask him if he wants to buy booze from me
>He laughs and says Sure and creates a meeting spot
>Farm field about 5 minutes away from our school
>Pull out the bottle of juice dude laughs and says "Really?" he tried to walk away and I go up to him and say " Try a drink"
>I of course took around a shotglass out prior to get the methyl out (my uncle worked in the alcohol industry so I understood this)
> Pour a small amount into the cap of the juice and he drinks it
>it basically tastes like shit but it is around %12 alcohol and it burns as it goes down
>he says "Holy shit how did you get this?"
>tell him I made it
>buys it for $25 and asks for like 5 more bottles and about different flavors
>Most money I had ever held by the age of 14
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