Tats

how much do you weigh?

I know it's a stupid question, but at least i'm keeping your thread alive.

most of them end up looking like shit

also black ink>any other color

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>>38533012
Tattoos can be pretty cool imo as long as it isn't painfully boring or generic like your pic related. It can be a pretty artistic work of art when done with purpose and meaning.
>inb4 fuck off normie

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I have a couple prison tattoos from when I was younger, but fortunately they can't be seen if I have a long sleeve shirt on so I can look like a presentable person

Ultimate sign of cuckery.

>women like tats, I know they're painful but I m-might as well get a few xD
>"Lick my pussy you tatted fuckboi"
>y-yes mistress!

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>>38533012
>has a tattoo of a cross to show how he loves god and christ
>bible forbids tattoos
dumbass

>>38533012
For idiots and scum.

In many parts of the world, you will still be considered a likely criminal at worst or lowlife at best.

It used to be that way in the US, but now it is just a trendy. It seems like you're more of an outside today if you dont have a tattoo.

>>38534291
Why are tattoos for normies? I'd think that people who have a heard time expressing their words verbally would romanticize the idea of a permenant symbol on your body that eloquently expresses your core beliefs.

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>>38533012
Good tattoos are beautiful and I love them. Bad tattoos in bad taste or just poor quality are unfortunate and make you look dumb.

>>38533012
for human trash only

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>>38534437
This is breddy cool too. Its nice when they make pieces of original art instead of generic cursive lettering.

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>>38534460
I like the detail on this one. The whole geometric look is neat.

I like them a lot. I have two.

Unfortunately I wanna join the navy and I'll have to remove one of them I have in my leg. It sucks, but gotta do what's gotta be done.

>>38534419
Tattoos have gone mainstream.

Our society is now a primarily a visual one too. If you're going to market something to the general public, then you're going to market to them through ads on screens. Everything is visual these days. Long gone are ads in magazines with detailed product descriptions.

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>>38534496
When you want to proclaim your love of hentai to everyone but you want to be subtle about it.

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>>38534506
I like everything about this one. Lovecraft tattoos are some of the best with the right artists.

>>38534496
>>38534460
They'll both become unrecognizable blobs in 25 years unless tattoo ink and application have advanced in some way I dont know about.

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>>38534323
I saw you in a previous prison thread how'd you end up in prison

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>>38534524
Rose on a roastie.

>>38534533
Touchups only take an hour or two, and most shops offer them for $100. Fading isn't an issue at all nowadays.

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>>38534558
This kind of tattoo with dense, dark linework wouldn't need any touchups though.

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>>38534588
I'm a sucker for these human canvas works though. They cost a lot of money but they look incredible.

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>>38534609
/x/ gets a tattoo. Its nice in a simplistic kind of way.

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>>38534625
Western Civilization, if you want to go non-degenerate fully. This one only took two sessions apparently.

>>38534551
I tried to shoot someone and missed. Judge tried to get me on attempted homicide, but I got it lowered to deadly conduct.

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>>38534651
There's a lot to say for these simple designs though.
>>38534668
You got pretty lucky anon.

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>>38534675
Combine this with /fit/ and you would look like a superhero.

>>38533012
That shoop is awful

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>>38534700
Geometric watercolor designs are some of the best desu.

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I recently got my first tattoo. What does /r9k/ think?

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>>38534723
I don't universally hate funny tattoos, but this is pretty funny.

>>38534742
Solid work. I'm not sure what it is but it has nice symmetry.

>>38534668
has being an ex-con made your life any harder?

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>>38534760
This one is unique in its style. At least among the popular trends.

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>>38534828
Tolkien will always be comfy.

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>>38534742
back 2 /pol/ plz u racist meanie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>38534856
This concludes the tattoo dump.
I don't have any ink yet. I've considered it, I like the intricate ones, but I don't have any particular style or design I'd like to blend into my skin. Body art can be nice though.

>>38534742
I personally think that it looks like shit.
But it's just my opinion.

Tattoos are pretty fucking retarded
If you have one you should vacate this board immediately
Go fuck off to Instagram

>>38534828
Wow, that looks awful

>>38535889
Are you blind? The anatomically correct heart alone makes it awesome.

The quickest way to know you're dealing with trash

>>38535919
Yes, its impressive I guess but it still looks terrible. Why anyone would want that permanently on their fucking kneecap is beyond me.

Every one of these is horrible.
Cartoon or comic book level graffiti.

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This is the only thing I'd ever consider getting

honestly, i would love to get one but my skinnyfat body makes taking my shirt off around other people an impossibility

>>38534341
>he thinks Christians actually read the Bible

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Only stick and pokes are acceptable

>>38534341
Wasn't that Old Testament meme shit?

I don't give a shit unless they're really stupid ideas, and sleeves/words are a big no as well

People who get them generally don't understand subtlety and have reddit mentalities.

>>38537166
Old testament is not meme shit if you're religious
>have religious family who genuinely believe that tattoos are sinful

>>38533012
They're shit. And they seem like a pain in the ass to maintain. Plus they look like something easily regrettable.

>>38534341
>leviticus
>relevant

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i like the way texture/colors of tattoo art but would never get one for many reasons

if you don't have a tattoo 90% chance you're a grandpa or you're a stuck up snob

Tattoos and piercings are an immediate turn off for me. I prefer the body unmodified in it's natural state.
Really restricts my dating pool though.

>>38534259
74kgs, not OP

>>38538377
>>38534908
>>38534828
>>38534800
>>38534625
>>38534609
>>38534506
>>38534437

All those "painting" style tattoos, with bright colors and whatnot look fucking retarded on a basic skinnyfat body, like glitter on a pig

>>38534856

Tattooing on yourself things out of a fucking book about elves and goblins and wizards, can you be more cucked than that?

>>38538406

if you have artsy tattos (ignoring army or RIP), 90% you're an egotistical prick who isnt happy with their self image , so they try and edge it up with some dumbass tatto instead of really exiting their confort zone.

Also fuck every and all types of jewlery. I hate tattos and jewelry so much, i wouldn't be surprised if its specific triggered OCD

people with tattoos are no better than niggers with lip plates

>>38533012
I'm not into aesthetic body modification. Now stuff like nootropics and cybernetics that can give functional benefit is something I'm into.

>>38539375
its not the bodytype (tho that should be ridiculed too)
tattoos in general are gay.

>>38539819

They may look good on a muscular shredded dude, but then again - everything looks good on a muscular shredded dude

Beta soy-males and women getting them is just silly

>>38534341

Levitical ceremonial laws dont apply anymore

>>38539541
>jewelry
fuck that shit. it makes me unattractive to anyone who has it on

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>>38539541

I don't see what's wrong with jewelry
It's not permanent and can look really good if done right

>>38541061
that doesn't look good at all anon

>>38533012
>how do robots feel about tattoos?
Most of them suck because person who's not artsy gets artsy tattoo and it looks ridiculous. I agree that masculine tattoos can make you somewhat better but you have really put effort into design. Even decent tribals are better than those tree, owl ones. Objectively women look much worse with tattoos than men.

>>38534419
Only basic bitch normies get tattoo. Its a waste of money and looks like shit. And only dumbfucks think they are "deep and meaningful"

>>38534760
I actually like that one, could see myself having something like that

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>>38534760
Imagine liking a shitty 9gag tier meme so much you decide to give it a permanent place on your fucking leg