So you want a gf, do ya? Well here's the trick everyone's

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So you want a gf, do ya? Well here's the trick everyone's been hiding from ya.

You need to smoke.

You heard me right. Smoking is how socially inept men get girlfriends. Why, you may ask? Allow me to explain.
>makes your voice husky
This will make people respect you right off the back. No longer are you the wimpy guy with the autistic monotone voice, now you're the mysterious traveler with a voice that sounds like it has some history and experience in it.
>sets you apart as someone living in the moment
This is what girls want, a risky guy who is looking to have a good time and doesn't give a shit if others think what he's doing is dangerous.
>gives you a hobby besides vidya and anime
It can be an interesting topic. Also has a backstory, like how'd you get started, if you recommend it for others. Personally I picked it up from my grandpa, he left me a box of cigars in his will.
>gives you somewhere to put your hand
No more awkwardly putting your hands in and out of your pockets.
>clears your head
Before I started smoking, I was a beta just like all of you. But now that I smoke a couple of times a week (that's right, you don't have to kill yourself chain smoking, just enjoy a nice cigar on the weekend), I find my thoughts are generally more calm and confident. It's probably the nicotene, the working man's drug.

tl;dr smoke before you lose your head and fall for the HRT meme.