>be me
>happily married (srs)
>run into ex
>bitch is a fuckin eleven
>try to make small-talk, adult-like
>bitch is a total bitch
>baffled
>want to not gaf but 11
>been on my mind since friday
is there anything worse? how do i ditch these feels? pic semi-related.
>>38606868
You dated an 11. Good job.
Hopefully your wife saw her so she'll suck your dick like never before because she saw you can pull tail like that.
Now get the fuck off my board
>>38606939
she wasnt much beyond an 8 at the time. wife knows nothing. this is srs, i'm consumed. need help.
>>38607003
Well fucking show your wife her Facebook or instagram or something. At least let her full name drop when you say you ran into your ex, she'll look her up eventually and then blow your dick off.
Now get the fuck off my board.
>>38606868
>>38607003
omg so srs srsly srs
>>38607055
>>38607098
pls stop being mean to me; i'm after honest advice
I dumped my wife for $27,000 so I could vote for Donald Trump.
You tell me.
>never gona date another california beverly hills bitch ever again
>Got my eye on Nevada honky tonk women
My first question is going to be when did you get your ccw honey and is it 9mm or .380 auto?
>be loser
>marry loser girl I was dating
>find out she's infertile
>start working more to cope with stress
>get promoted, discover my charismatic side
>start earning big money
>bitches way hotter than loser wife with better careers and are actually fertile want my dick (probably for dat paycheck, but I'd be happy to have a child)
>still married to loser wife that can't hold a minimum wage job
>think about divorce every day because she's an infertile loser
>realize both of our families are catholic and I would be an outcast
>>38607496
fuuuuuuuk bro