How did you lose a good friend /r9k/? >Be me. >Get new

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How did you lose a good friend /r9k/?

>Be me.
>Get new laptop back in 2007 or 8.
>Sell old laptop to friend.
>He has no idea how to reformat, offer to reformat and set up for him. He wants to just play spore. It barely plays spore.
>He's in attic at friends house, i'm on second floor.
>Yell "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOUR PASSWORD TO BE".
>He yells "BIG DICK".
>okey.jpg.
>Calls me next day wondering what his password was.
>Tell him big dick.
>He laughs. I laugh.
>Calls me again asking for password again.
>Big dick, you yelled it, all caps.
>Friend Lawrence knows Adam knows nothing about computers.
>Messages Adam on facebook "COOL THINGS YOU'RE WRITING BRO, COOL PASSWORD BIG DICK, COOL CHATLOGS".
>Adam absolutely fucking loses it.
>Accuses Lawrence of keylogging, lawrence says must of been me, I set it up.
>Constant calling, rift in our friends forms, group of 10 of us is INSTANTLY fractured.
>There's no keylogger.
>HOW DID LAWRENCE KNOW PASSWORD WAS BIG DICK.
>This goes on for months, eventually Adam and friends remove each other from facebook but still keep tabs through friends of friends.
>I'm a big dick apparently.
>Fuck it, he's retarded, let's just fuck with him.
>Start posting maggie on his wall.
>No idea what this means(Name of my dog).
>Get's angry wants to know what it means, we always just respond maggie.
>Things get worse, fights happen, "Big brothers or other people we know can fight must now beat up the keyloggers".
>Eventually Adam start yelling it doesn't bother him.
>Make video YTP of him.
>Don't hear from him for 2 years.
>His friends say we're dicks, find out one of them her cat died under a boat.
>New way to get under adams skin.
>Continue to mock dead cat for year.
>Make video in honour of her killing her cat under a boat to crush the cat into diamonds.

So how did you singlehandedly break up a group of friends?