/unifeel/ back to school edition

>>38607542
My orientation starts tomorrow and I'm freaking out

>>38607542

It's good to have a Chad roommate he will always be bringing 9/10 Staceys around

>>38608362
so they can laugh at you together?

>>38608523
Only if he's a Brad a Chad will be interested in helping you get laid.

Try living alone at uni. Any hope you had of being sucked into the gravitational pull of a halfway normal roommate flies right out the window.
No awkward conversations with groups of people who are over, no chance to be invited to anything ever. Just you, your studies, your computer, and the cold steel of the gun against your temple every night.

>>38608362
And what good would that do me? It's not like they're going to offer me a sympathy fuck or anything.

>>38608620

>Living alone

Not an option for most of us. Dorming or splitting rent are the only way.

>>38608661

Simply knowing people is like 9/10th of the battle.
If you are friends with Chad then Staceys will assume that you are a fledging Chad and will take an interest in you.
Also having Stacey bouncing around your apartment in her booty shorts is just fun anyways maybe you can cop a feel or something.

Look you little bitch I was in the military. I would have killed back in the previous decade to even have gone to school.
>SCHOOL IS FOR FUCKING GOD DAM SCHOOL!