>h-hey, um, a-anon. Uh, do y-you wanna, like, y-you know,

>>38607314
Not if you're going to keep stuttering like a retard, fuck outta here with that gay shit

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>>38607314
Do you have like a speech impediment or something

>>38607314
What the fuck is "Valerian", some kind of alien movie, if so, probably.

I'd rather watch Dunkirk

I want to shove my cock down her throat until she's choking and has her throat fluids all over her face like a ghetto gaggers scene

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>saw valerian with qt friday
>we kissed
>she broke up with me today, even told me I was going to find someone better than her

T-thanks op

>>38607442
this please

orinallllll

>>38607314

i actually do want to watch that movie

>>38607414
Its directed by the 5th Element guy! Luc Besson!

I'm honestly excited for it just for the visuals?? The density of design for French sci-fi is always really fun to look at

>>38607477
>she broke up with me today
Something tells me you overestimated her level of attraction

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stfu you stupid goofy looking cunt
>>38607477
That's one of those "its not you its me" bullshit women pull all the time. She didn't mean it, she is definitely on the prowl for some new cock to hop on too.

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>>38607314
I'm not sure I want to see Valerian, but Cara Delevigne is in it so I feel tempted to give it a chance.

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>>38607350
>s-s-sorry anon! I'm j-just, ah, k-kinda nervous a-around y-you. I-I-If you're, like, b-busy or s-somethin', t-that's okay...

>>38607314
Nope, Valarian isn't kino

>>38607664
Basically, it's a beautiful, imaginative steaming pile of garbage, if you go in expecting a good movie you'll be bored, if you expect a bad movie you'll laugh your ass of

>>38607817
Is that a trap or (please Kek bless) an androgynous qt female (female)?

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>>38607941
>a-a-anon! H-How c-could you! T-That's such a-a-a... l-l-lewd question!

>>38607314
>Valerian
I'M SO FUCKING CONFLICTED ABOUT THAT SHIT

When it's good it's like perfect weird sci-fi, it's what the genre was invented for. When it ain't, you get to watch Dane Dehaan awkwardly propose to Cara Delememe, a conspiracy mystery that isn't a mystery at all, and aside from a really fucking neat pole-dance scene it never picks up the momentum that the first like 20-30 minutes had.

>>38607935
Pretty much exactly the same could be said about Jupiter Ascending, but this is technically a much better movie.

>>38607941
Definitely trap.

>>38607392
that girl's face... she reminds me...


GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!!!

>>38609315
Jupiter Ascending had tons of hidden messages about the alien agenda happening on Earth, this movie is probably the same.

>>38607817
What the FUCKING hell it she wearing lmao, that has got to be the ugliest fucking shirt I've ever seen. No we cannot go to the cinema, don't let the door hit you on the way out.