AMA

How did you do it?

I've been a NEET for 13 years, I only leave the house to goto the gym.

I see lots of sexy girls at the gym and I'm /fit/, but I've never thought about doing anything about it because I'm a NEET.

>>39576411
well the obvious one:
how/what happened?

>>39576433
>>39576436
I started taking care of my skin, got a job at a deli (now making $18 an hour and helping manage the place), cut my autism hair, started going to the gym, my job requires me to talk to people so I gained a lot of people skills that way.

I lost my virginity in November of last year.

>>39576462
Oh, so you're not a NEET.

This is click bait, you must it sound like you were a NEET that get casual sex.

>>39576483
Hence the "ex"

although if I quit my job tomorrow I'd still be able to slay pussy on a regular basis.

How do you go from talking to sex?

>>39576552
Honestly I just go for it. I make sure I make her laugh, then I tell her she is cute and if she chuckles and or compliments me back I just go for it.

I usually start by putting my arm around her and if it seems like she likes it I'll go in for a kiss. It's gravy from there.

These are mostly tinder girls so our mutual intentions are out there.

>>39576552
how do you go from talking to anything more that talking?

FTFY

>>39576587
u ask her if you can put your fuck into her

What kind of haircut did you get? Also do you ever pick up girls/get their numbers at bars? Whats your strategy?

>>39576411
Do you have friends?
Orginilaly

>>39576674
I honestly don't have any people I consider friends. My coworkers are cool I talk to them a lot but we haven't hung out outside of work.

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>>39576411
Did you ever grab and massage your own ass, while pretending it's a girl's butt, like me?

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>>39576840
Keked harder than I should have at this post

>>39576840
No my ass doesn't feel like a chicks ass. girls have very squishy and soft butts

>>39576944
At least you got elevated white blood cells because of your hearty kek.

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>>39577009
Well, I'm smoother than dog shit.
Origyhy

how old are you op
how long were you neet

>>39576840

You're a girl's arse?
How do you type without mashing the keyboard?

>>39577178
I'm 20 now. lost my virginity at 19

I dropped out of high school at 16. so about 3 years

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>>39576411
>casual sex
>worth anything

if a 10/10 roast just randomly asked for me to have sex, in the insane universe in which she wouldn't be pulling a joke on me, i'd refuse. Casual sex is disgusting

>>39576580
Your post alone makes me anxious. If you can do all that without your brain shutting down you were never a robot in the first place. Even talking to a girl is almost impossible for me.