>Welcome to Japanese 101, Anon! >As part of an icebreaker

>>38639810
TO GO VISIT JAPAN THEN END UP ALONE IN MY HOTEL ROOM DURING THE WHOLE TRIP!

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I wanted to play the games, read the manga and watch the anime.

>mfw spent more than a minute trying to write this in Japanese but non-ASCII text is not allowed

My name is Chad McChadson.

I came here for the sole reason to lick your pussy, senpai.

*teleports behind you and tongues your ear lewdly*

i would like to travel to japan someday and dont want to have to rely on a dictionary

also i have three japanese friends and i want to show them i can learn their language like they learned mine

My name is Tall Grass

Im learning Japanese so I can go participate in crazy Japanese culture

I love hot pants and ramen soda

literally 80% of people in japanese classes are there because of animu

>>38639810
watashi wa anon desu
baka gaijin suki nihonjin

>>38639810

I learned japanese because I wanted to be able to read porn games.

When I get asked why though, I say I did it for the mango and the culture. (which is also true in a way ..)

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Now class you have to eat senpai's butthole.

The one who licks it the best gets a blowjob.

>>38639810
Why am I in this class I don't want to learn Japanese I want to forget and know nothing about Japan

I want to forget and embrace the beautiful things that I had forgotten in order to learn so much about Japan

>>38639810
My name is anon and I want to learn Japanese to be part of the Japanese porn industry, thank you.

>>38640553
you mean 100%? try visiting a japanese class right now. literally everyone is wearing a costume/wig

>>38640897
>literally everyone is wearing a costume/wig

really? nobody wears those in my classes, i'm in yurop tho so it might be different

I'm [anon] and I believe any media from any country is probably best absorbed with a comprehension of the language- I just so happen to have grown up liking a lot of Japanese stuff, but it's not exclusive. If this goes well I might try Russian next.

>>38640956
don't they wear white towels around their body and crowns made of feather while dancing around a giant cross with balls in europe?

My name is Anon Anon, but please use my first name Anon. I decided to go to Japan when I turn 30 to find some delicious OL cakes. I order to do that I need to learn at least basic of beautiful Japanese language, I've started doing exercises using Duolingo application.
What is more, after reading in a news, that Japanese women aren't satisfied by their male counterparts, I decided to step up in love making abilities, with my above average penis and lover's passion I can rescue women from their asexual apathy.

>>38640989
yes we do, but we stop dancing for classes

>>38640978
This [anon] speaks the truth. I learned Russian language solely because I wanted to read Russian literature in original language. I wanted to do that with French too, but it lost the appeal to me recently, I was thinking about German and Japanese, but the later seems less possible.

Right now I read without translation in English and Russian, everything else in my native tongue (Polish).

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why do people even take these classes when everything you could ever need can easily be found online?

>>38641129
because people are stupid and enjoy wasting money.
soon, schools and universities will be obsolete.

>>38641063
German is pretty hard,I can say that as a German myself

>>38641129
Arts/humanities requirements for your major. Languages often fall under that category and it's more fun than some class dedicated to sjw bitching.

I needed an arts class and I always wanted to learn at least a bit about the strange characters I see in the untranslated hentai I masturbate to.

The only reason I would ever learn japanese is to understand javs. NEVER for anime.

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I learned Japanese while dating a girl over there. Didn't work out, but i still know some.

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Welcome to Japanese analingus 101

>>38641241
fucking weeaboo normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38641200
But the German nation produced innumerable amount of renowned poetry, philosophy and literature, so it is really a shame to miss it. And I say it as a Pole

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>>38641271
I've fucked real qt jap grils while in another country. jealous?

>>38640084
>tfw the teacher would probably fuck Chad for fun given the chance

Extra credit, nothing changes from the elementary school days and as much as I looked at japanese porn and stuff if it weren't for the video games and cartoons that preached love and stuff, if it weren't for the art that came out of the country I wouldn't care at all about Japan

A good number of their franchises revolve around befriending animals and going on Adventures exploring the supernatural

If it weren't for that I would most likely not care about that country

I DEMAND that the JAV Industry makes a public subway groping/fuck porn with Chad and Kumiko chan.

While the Japanese business men are too tired from work to even look.

>>38640827
Admitedly some Japanese girls can be cute but that might as well be true of any race and ethnicity

to watch anime without the subtitles

>>38641129
You could ask the same question for literally every skill. It's because it's more effective with a good teacher and other people.

>>38640553
I walked by a Japanese class once. The teacher looked like a qt, but as far as I could tell every one of the students was a weeb.

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>>38639810
Da jia hao, wo jiao anon. Xihuan riben de anon dou shi sha bi.

Also, is op's pic from a porno? One of my weabo friends was looking for a porno with real math involved.

>>38641278
Yes,shit like Nietzsche,Kant and all those other philosophers are really cool,the poetry is also really great. But be weary,because some of the grammer can be really really painful to learn (ofc it's not as bad as Japanese with its fucking cancerous Kanji,but still)

I take Japanese so, hajimemashite douzo yoroshiku. Watashi no namae wa Asutin desu.

>>38642898
He's a Pole. As one too, I can honestly say you have not seen anything approaching a "fucked-up grammar".
I mean, both languages are Indo-European and in the Standard Average European sprachbund, but German has less cases for one thing.

Senpai what does "daijoubu!" Mean?

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My name is Dio Brando and i'm here to ZA WARUDO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY
ROADA ROLLA DA; MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

>>38639810
I remeer this when I took a japanese class. My anser was the only one not realted to "Oh I love anime and Japanese culture." I worked for Japanese firm related to agriculture so I wanted to be able to speak with people who came over from japan even though the plant was based in the US. This was back in 2010. I can only imagine how fucking cancerous it might have been past couple years now that normies think it's cool to be a weeb.

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>>38640846
>>38640996
This has to be shitpost, because if you are serious you really need to kill yourself.