Has anyone here actually ever randomly approached a girl and

It works but you need to be very socially skilled and/or have incredibly good looks.

>>38738039
I'm neither

should I just not even attempt?

>>38738098
Since you can't change your looks (unless you do plastic surgery), you'll have to improve your social skills to grandmaster level.

>>38737828
I'd say so. If a guy was confident enough to do things the old school way (instead of relying on dating websites/tinder) and just approached me and talked about whatever, I'd be pretty interested.

>>38737828
I think it does work but the right situation for it happens less often than you think. I rarely ever see a girl alone not on the move somewhere I could just walk up to

Pick up lines are great if you're chad and are looking for a one-night hookup.

Probably not as effective if it's an actual relationship you're going after. The only gf I've ever had followed us being friends for like five months. And that started from just normal conversation... so I'd say that yeah, normal conversation is probably preferable to dumb pickup lines, just be prepared to end up friendzoned unless you can turn things around within a couple of weeks or so.

p.s. "I actually seen a cutie..."
your first mistake. Pretty girls are guaranteed, 100% nothing but trouble. They're volatile and superficial, the end result of years of society giving them freebies and telling them that they're better than anyone else. Get to know someone down to Earth and then go after them.

>>38738213
being down to earth and being a cutie aren't mutually exclusive

>>38737828
>Does it ever work or is it a meme?
It's a meme. If you aren't a super chad you'll 100% get turned down or get told she already has a bf. It's a complete waste of time.
You may have SOME chance if you go for the igor looking whales but even they want chad so you're still partially fucked.

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I'm in my late 20s and literally every interesting girl I meet already has a longterm bf.

It's impossibly to find one that doesn't.

And of course they also have a bunch of beta orbiters that wait in line for the spot to open up.

>>38737828
No because I don't really get interested in a girl purely just by her looks. But I haven't actually ever talked to girls in that sense so idk.

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I've never approached a girl and asked for her number, every time I want to I get terrified and think if I mess up I'll be ridiculed. I just want to meet a nice fembot in the manga isle of Barnes & Noble.

>>38737828
Level up your speechcraft 10 times before your birthday and then on that day, take the 5x multiplier for personality. You should be fine, then.

In all seriousness, it depends on circumstances. If she's at a Caffe by herself, sit at a table near her or just ask if you can sit there. Chances of success? Who knows. If she's super busy, I would wait for another opportunity to present itself. It's all about the circumstances, Anon. When I want to talk to a girl, I ask her if she has a pen I can barrow AND MAKE SURE YOU RETURN IT. It's an innocent enough way of getting your foot in the door, getting her to talk to you, and making eye contact. Ask her name when you return it and tell her it's a pretty name. This works well at college. Almost always gets them time smile. It probably also works well at Caffes and book stores. Make your move and report back, Anon.

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>>38737828
One time I was at the mall with my family (waiting for seating at a restaurant) and I saw a girl with a GUNSHIP t-shirt and went up to her to ask her where she got it, she said she made it herself and we talked for a couple minutes before I realized she probably thought I was hitting on her and probably expected me to ask for her number or something, at that point I started to panic and took out my phone, pretended I got a text and walked away. I'm pretty autistic.

>>38738669
Anon, life is not an anime. All of the background characters aren't going to mock you. Worst thing that happens is she says no or something slightly mean. Be a man, and life will reward you. If she turns you down, don't give up.

>>38739042
>Be a man, and life will reward you
you had a post until you typed that.

people can't give words of encouragement, it's just impossible, there has to be something condescending attached to it to make the poster feel elevated.

>>38739042
But then I'll get a reputation as a weirdo at the few places I enjoy going to and can't go back. Plus my self esteem is so low I'd probably hate myself extra hard for quite awhile after that

>>38739080
>>Be a man, and life will reward you

How is that condescending? I'm not him but that is legitimately good advice. Stop being a pussy and take chances and you will be rewarded.

>>38739119
>Stop being a pussy and take chances and you will be rewarded
you had a post until you said that.

>>38739119
I take chances just fine, just not socially. I'm completely socially inept, yet I still do lots of cool things.

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>>38739174
aww wittel snowflake got his fweeling hurt? oh sweatie its ok

>>38739018
Don't worry. In high-school I did the same thing except she wasn't wearing an interesting T shirt and I didn't have a phone so I just stopped talking and walked away briskly, leaving my own retardation in my wake and didn't talk to her again until years later. She later became terribly sexist and hateful of white people so my own retardation saved me for once.

>>38739216
you had credibility until you started acting like a 12 year old.
protip: this dialogue would only happen here, IRL you would be completely different, yada yada, i say this about a billion times a month because turds.

>>38738145
In what kind of settings would a guy have possible success in approaching a random female?
I'm kinda guessing if she's on the treadmill or carrying 4 bags or groceries then she got better shit to do

>>38737828
I once accidently asked a girl out,
and then stood her up after I realized it since that was too far out of my comfort zone

Only works if you're good looking so no. I have the basic self respect to not put me into a position where I get called a fucking creep loser for talking to a girl just because my face is fucking ugly.

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>>38739436
>he thinks anybody is considering his opinion

wew, you've got a lot to learn redditor

That's not how it works, even if you're super attractive. Virtually every guy I know in a relationship met his girl through social circle/mutual friends. No girl wants anything to do with some random guy that made small talk with her, you would need to be an 11/10 perfect male for that to even work half the time.

Most of you have no gf because you have no friends period, its literally that simple.

>>38739506
>try talking to girl at barnes and nobels
>get thrown out of the store for doing so
its been years so i can laugh at it now.

>>38739555
You got thrown out for that? Oh shit, no way I'm screwing that up then. I'll read my manga in peace and hope a fembot talks to me instead

>>38739610
>You got thrown out for that?
yeah she complained to the manager

>>38739111
I know how difficult it can be, Anon. I've been in your shoes before. But believe me, the world doesn't watch you as closely as you may think and no one will think your weird for asking for a pen. What sort of places do you enjoy going to?

BTW, if this thread expires, remake it, and I'll try to keep an eye out. Always happy to help others in situations like these.

>>38739111
>But then I'll get a reputation as a weirdo at the few places I enjoy going to
then go to a store super far away that you can stop going to if shit goes south

>>38737828
Randomly asked a girl if she wanted to go out with me. She ended up having a boyfriend, so it wasn't going to happen. She didn't seem creeped out by me asking.

Before you even think about getting a gf here is a list of things you need to get done, the bare minimum

You need a job
You need to move out of your parents house
You need a car (unless you live in a city)
You need at least a couple of friends

>>38739644
Thanks for the advice anon. The only places I go to are: Barnes & Noble, the local flea market, the grocery store, and an independent theatre in town. Other than that I'm either away for work for just stay in my room. I don't like interacting with people but I want someone to care for me.
>>38739663
I don't have a good vehicle for driving really far distances to possibly see a qt neet girl in the book store

>>38739750
>I don't have a good vehicle
this sentence implies that you do have a vehicle.

>>38739743
>You need to move out of your parents house
thats not happening.

>>38739743
Nice. I'll start looking at cougars in advance since that will take me another 10 years.

>>38739743
>You need at least a couple of friends
thats the only thing my older brother has and he still gets women easily.

>>38739792

Good luck taking a girl over the age of 20 home to your bedroom

>>38739781
I have a 96 f250 that gets 12mpg and I've had to make several emergency repairs to when I do drive it long distances, i.e. about an hour away to the airport

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Reminder that girls are just as awkward as you are. If you start a conversation with a random girl without really having anything to say and it starts getting awkward the girl will worm out of it because she's nervous.

If you start a conversation with a relevant topic in mind (e.g. after a movie or if you like whatever is on their shirt) it tends to go better and you feel less awkward.

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op here

i'm going out tonight. i swear this time, if i see a girl out that is cute and alone...i will ask and report results.

>>38739957
>Reminder that girls are just as awkward as you are.
unlikely , there is a reason why there are a lot less girls than guys with autism.

>>38739018
whats gunship?

>>38739957
>Tfw no autist gf
Girls aren't nervous with guys because they control the social situation. Only rarely do you find a nice autist girl that is like a real human being instead of a mean Stacy

>>38737828
Only done it at bars and clubs and has worked many times

>>38740016
other human beings are a meme

>>38739979
>>38740016
It really depends because some girls get approached all the time and probably already have bfs so they aren't interested.

If you find a boyfriend less girl it would go as I described.

>>38739969
If nothing ends up happening (which I'm expecting) at least make something up.

>>38740008
earsex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONKi2S6YBSU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRr98d-L3zQ&list=PLYb384AowVLhbE13xwfUfqU1fTuPVMxfE&index=8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs&list=PLYb384AowVLhbE13xwfUfqU1fTuPVMxfE&index=15

>>38739979
A girl with autism is not as big of a deal as a guy with autism. That fucking Down Syndrome girl got a semi-normie bf. How the fuck are the two even comparable.

>>38740064
women have their own problems to deal with so lets not make it about this and that
I'm just saying social skills are just different between men and women, and its naive to treat them like its the same perspective.

>>38739969
Good luck OP. Use the same image for the next thread so it's easy to ID.

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>guy came up to me yesterday at the mall
>complimented my looks and asked if I wanted to go see a movie sometime
>he looked kind of shy which I usually find cute but I was having a bad day
>accidentally say "I'm NOT interested" really aggressively and rudely
>he kind of stares at me for 5 seconds before quietly saying sorry and putting in his earbuds and briskly walking away
>tried to say sorry but he had his earbuds in and he was so fast

I am so sorry red shirt wearing possible anon, if youre here. I didn't mean it I just had a terrible day. Please forgive me if you're here, I will take this guilt to the grave.

>>38740108
ok

the snake image or the op image?

I have, only once
Didn't go well

>>38740056
It could be the next Denko saga.

>>38740158
Just another prime example of the underlying Stacy that exists within all women and a desire to hurt robots that's instinctual

>>38740216
I'm also hoping for the best, but I'm fully expecting the worst.

>>38740059
jesus those are some autismo fucking videos. I'm not really into techno so I can't judge the music but whoever directed those vids should castrate themselves

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I think so? But I was 15 or 16 or something like that. I was taking guitar lessons, and the school was having a thing where the students perform. She was taking acoustic lessons with a different teacher. I don't fucking even know what events led to me getting her number. A solid 6.5/10 qt. Messaged her a bit, but too much of a sperg to keep a conversation going.
I met her at a classmates birthday party a year later or so. I was drunk and she was leaving early, and I begged her not to. Classy af.
Then I met her again a long while later at another party thing. She lost her keys at the end of the night (dawn really) and we went looking for them, and we held hands, but for some reason she told me she wasn't going to make out with me..
She actually ended up living with a classmate of mine who was at the last thing. Just as roomies though.

>>38740163
the op
but say that its part 2

>>38740216
>Denko saga.
whats that?

>>38740578
okay if the thread is even expired by then.

sometimes they last awhile.

>>38740612
famous series of 2ch threads
you should be able to find translations easily

>>38740287
>techno
W-e-w. Please stop raping me with your insensitive lack of knowledge about music genres.

>>38740656
>famous series of 2ch threads
about what?
is it like densha otoko?

>>38740703
similar, but the guy gets the bad(?) ending. worth a read

>>38740703

It's old as fuck my man http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

>>38740806
>It's old as fuck my man
how old?

>>38740806
>well, I'm worried about her lack of reply, so I've sent her around 600 emails.
They're mostly reports on my current mental state, I guess_?


well that cannot end well.

On normiebook I do have some qts on the "friend recomendations" but don't know how to talk to them, would they get creeped out and laugh at me with there friends or would it actually lead to finally getting a gf at 27.
I have kik to but no luck and being in a small town girls are hard to come by

>>38740806
>the guy giving out purposefully bad advice,
yeah I was that guy when /adv/ first opened.

>>38741524
Look for recommended girls who have few shared friends.
Use it as an opening ("fb recommended you, have we ever met? it says you know X") and go from there.
It should make enough sense for you to inquire about the girl for it not to be suspicious and if it flops completely, you have very few shared acquaintences anyways.

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>>38740806
>600 emails in 3 days
i hope i never get like this

>>38737828
Life can be confusing, but believe me at one point a 4/10 dislikes you like some stupid bitch but on the other hand a while later suddenly a 7/10 can suddenly actually like you.
All in all women are mad anyway, keep working.

>>38741524
You do not add people you don't know irl to faceshit.

Yeah
>sat down next to some random broad with dyed hair on campus
>shot the shit for a couple minutes
>asked for number, got it
>went out a few days later (4/10 time)

and for the armchair expert virgins who are going to say I rode by on looks or some nonsense, I'm an overweight shitskin pajeet, 5/10 by my own racial standards, so probably lower on anglo-centric standards.

>>38741882
Get off my board, you stinkin poo.

>>38741674
>>38741674
>i hope i never get like this
eh? why not,
is it worse than what you are doing now?

>>38737828
I do it often and yes it works but not always. You have to be pretty confident and secure. Not only for pulling but to be able to not feel like shite when you gey rejected.

Most times they'll make it clear in a gentle way if they dont want to talk to you. But sometimes they can be brutal. I'm pretty attractive and I got a "No fucking chance dude, just move along" and a "Haha, nope nope nope, better luck next time".

>>38741882
I can't small talk for shit. As a black guy, I thought at some point my "social charm," or whatever they call it would kick in. Now I'm 24 and I've never seen a vagina.

>>38741967
yes
i dont creep people that much

>>38742008
and have you tangibly gained anything from that?

>>38742031
peace and quiet since i keep my earphones in as much as possible
im literally the virgin from the virgin/chad meme (except im not white)

>>38738918
>Borrow pen
>Smash

Hows that aspergers treating you anon?

>>38739636
>no greentext
come on
at least explain it. you had to have pestered her a bit for it to get that bad

>>38742004
It's just conscious, consistent practice. Most all people just get an intuitive sense after fucking up for years. Others benefit from an algorithmic system (ex: that conversational D-pad process that's circulating the internet).

It also helps to just not expect anything good outcomewise, if that makes sense.

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>>38742151
>conversational D-pad process
Holy shit, that's fucking retarded.

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>>38742268
Not really, it's just a name.

>>38742322
>Not really, it's just a name.
No it's not. At best it's a stupid attempt to appeal to NERDS. It doesn't add anything at all, and the whole thing is basically common sense.

>>38742384
> the whole thing is basically common sense.

To you, maybe. Have you seen some of the spergs here? No social foundation whatsoever.

>>38737828
You know how most people date? They date friends of friends. Get some friends first.

>>38737828
It works all the time just do it and you're going to suck at first but like anything with practice you'll get better.

>>38737828
did at a bar. got her number for some reason. didn't do shit with it, might as well since i found out she was crushing on someone else.

>>38737828
I've been approaching girls for the past 2 yrs. or so, with not much success. I just talk to random cute girls that look approachable, and they have to be alone I don't talk to girls in groups. I'm decently average looking, so usually the girls I approach are nice and receptive to me but don't express a whole lot of interest in me. It's actually pretty easy to get a girl's number if you're able to just shoot the shit and act like a non autistic person, they'll even usually reply back to your texts but unless you're a really good looking guy it's just hard to make them interested enough in a random guy they met to want to commit to some kind of date, they will just ghost you or flake out on meeting. I've only been on one date with a girl who's number I got, didn't go anywhere. I still sometimes approach girls, mostly for kicks, and for the 1 in 1,000 chance that it could lead somewhere. For example I got really close recently approached this really slutty looking 18 yr old chick and talked and hung out with her for an hour, she seemed interested in me actually asking me questions about myself and I got her number but got ghosted. Go figure.

>>38740578
I'm back guys. No luck.

Went to a restaurant bar, didn't even see a single girl. Everyone was there with a date, except the other thirsty guys that were setting around alone. Some normie kept commenting on my food and what I was ordering. So I got up and went outside on the deck, just more guys hanging around. Damn it's pathetic out there.

One of the guys was talking about Thursday was ladies night, maybe come back then.

The other guy replied "I've been here then, it's all a bunch of guys".

Fucking sucks

Then to top it off as I left, some fat guy come in with a pretty good looking girl. Makes me want to an hero.

Went to a couple of stores too, no luck.

>>38737828
Never actually chased a girl in my entire life but there was one instance where I picked up a bar tender who was WAY out of my league and got her phone number because I wanted to act normal in front my "cool" cousins. Couldn't believe how easy it was. I'm not even an attractive, literally a 0/10.

Was pretty cool because my cousins were clearly jealous, asking stuff like "you got her fucking number are you serious?" and they kept asking when I was going to call her and whatnot. Never did call her though.

>>38743844
a restaurant bar?
what is that, I am not american

>>38743985
It's interesting you bring up the bar tender angle. I actually went out last night and wondered if a cute bar tender was interested in me, but I didn't pursue it.

I have a policy of not trying with girls that work at places I frequent, just because it could be awkward when she turns me down. I would never be able to go back.

Anyways, the week before when I went she came over and made small talk with me which I chalked up as her just trying to get a tip.

But last night she took her lunch while I was there and come and set by me...well an empty seat between us.

We made small talk until some guy showed up and put his arm around her and then set down. :/

>>38744082
Restaurants have a dining area that takes up most of the building. It's for families and such.

The bar is usually isolated by itself or closed off from the rest of the restaurant.

>>38744082
A bar (dedicated alcohol serving area) inside of a restaurant.

>>38744117
how old are you senpai

are you working or studying

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>>38737828
I tried to go through the back door with my crush by trying to date her friends so she would feel jealous and want to date me.
It stopped when one of my crushes friends threw a milkshake in my face after she thought I was stalking her.

>>38744205
Old

I work

I'm early 30's

how do i deal with being a virgin at 25
should i just kill myself

>>38744250
do you want to talk
do you have discord

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>new girl at work
>get along well
>she laughs at my idiotic jokes
>gather courage to ask her to coffee
>Saturday work got cancelled so I'm free
>feeling great
>she writes her number for me
>message her later
>no response
>we were supposed to meet Saturday afternoon

Maybe I misread her but damn it feels bad. Everything seemed to be going so well for a moment and now I just want to go back to being an unemployed NEET so I don't have to deal with this kind of embarrassment

>>38744348
No I don't have discord, what is that? Like KIK?

>>38744461
i have never used kik but i guess is similar, it's just a chat room

>>38744495
How does it work? And give me a few minutes, picking some stuff up around the house

>>38740806
what the hell is with that emoticon he keeps spamming
what does that convey

>>38744621
desperate face

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>>38743844
Dangit I told you to make something up!

>>38744560
You create a server
You add people
You talk trough text

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>>38737828
Sit down annon about to tell you a story.
I posted it several times over the past few days as it only happens on Saturday.

>Be me
>Hate social events they make me feel sick
>Manchester comicon(mcm) is close
>Hear David hatter is there
>go to get his autograph
>go to the David hayter panel
>listen to him speak
>then go into main hall and line up for autograph
>there is qt girl in front of me (I would be in this line for 4 hours)
>ignore her listen to music
>realise she is in David hayter line
>we have something in common and I can't waste that
>spend 30 minuets summoning courage to say hi and resisting urge to vomit
>pull of my head phones
>say hi
>she turns round and smiles we begin to talk
>slowly discover we have a lot in common
>likes
>dislikes
>she isn't crazy sjw
>same age
>start to feel happy and the sickening feeling goes away
>start to speak confidently
>other people join in aswell and I don't feel nervous for once
>we spend hours talking and I never get bored
> we get to David hatyter
>she gets her autograph
>then I go for mine
>I was looking away for a minuet but when I turn round she is gone
Ohfuck.jpeg
>I begin to look for her
>I run through the venue and search more frantically
>it's no use
>she
>is
>gone
>sickening feeling returns
>drag my pathetic body back home
>cry and cry for hours
>I didn't even ask her name so she realy is gone
>I understand her not liking me
>hell I don't even like me
>but why didn't she say goodbye

>>38744809
just didn't have it in me. too disappointed.

I did that to some q.t. goth girl in 7th grade
After school just walked up to her and started talking about stuff, its especially good if you can find topics you dont actually care about but that you have seen on her phone or clothing.

Because you wont get into a too heated discussion but she will still be really into the topic

Got her number too since I asked in a friendly and not dating way or some shit

Its not a meme if its actually a nice girl and you can hold some kind of conversation

>>38741674
>600 emails
>waiting outside her house
>paying friend for info on her whereabouts
>denko guy still ended up getting laid

denkoman was alpha

>>38744914
anon im sorry but you just made smalltalk.

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>>38737828
I tried, and one time it worked; what you need is an excuse to talk to the girl. For example, in my case, i was in a pool of thermal waters having a vacation far from my town enjoing the free use shower that the pool had, and then I saw a girl that was clearly waiting to use it, so I asked her if she was; then gave her the place and we continued talking from there. However, I ended spilling my spaghetti, and even though she gave me her instagram account, she never responded.

>>38745105
Makes sense
I didn't think
I'm not good at that
I'm a bit of an autist
Thanks for helping me realise it would always be that way

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>>38739805
i dont think you understand time, anon.

>>38744461
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