ITT: Fucked Up Memories

>>38737604
I molested my cousin while she slept next to me, in a non lewd pre puberty way though. I just kissed her belly and arms.

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>smoking weed and drinking with mom at age 13
>getting rides home from school at 5pm by faculty because she forgot to get me or was too drunk
>being "homeschooled" for a month because she forgot to enrol me
>her doing cocaine durring 16 hour drive to saskatuwan to vist grandma
>grandma giving pepper-spray 101 so she could leave me in the car outside the liquor store in the ghetto
>grandma choking my older brother
>grandma telling me the story and showing me the spot in her parking where her landlord exploded after jumping to his death
>niggers breaking into her apartment with us all inside
>mom trying to flash cops to get out of dui
>mom making me wear an Indian sherwani traditional gown to school photos, she's white and I'm white
>mom telling my aunts on my dad's side she poked holes in the condoms and stopped taking birth control to see if he would "Man up and marry her"
>seeing 9/11 on tv was pretty fucked up too I guess

>>38738588
What the fuck anon, how are you not dead in a ditch

>>38738735
My brother got addicted to meth because he was cool enough to do drugs. I mostly just cried and played Zelda. Once my dad devoiced her everything got a lot better

>>38737604
>be less than 12
>get mad at sister for who knows wtf
>tell her I could kill her and hide her body and no one would ever find it
>she cries and tell mom
>I get into trouble

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>>38737604
>be me 5th grade
>hate this disabled chick who is annoying as fuck
>remember calling her Dora the Disabled because she looked like Dora but with down syndrome
>one day she gets fed up with the the name and starts crying
>ohfuckme.jpg
>tell her to stop crying so I didn't get in trouble
>crying intensifies
>punch her to the ground because I was annoyed as fuck
>mfw I get let out with a light warning

>4th grade
>there's this autistic kid who's really annoying me with his weird mannerisms
>buy a voodoo book from the secondhand book store
>show him the page with the death curse and tell him I'm going to kill him
>dumb fuck actually believes it'll work
>spend the rest of the school year torturing him with voodoo threats whenever I get in a bad mood

>>38739328
This is more funny than fucked-up.
Did he ever find out you were faking?

>>38739422
No, he did not. ygfdujytdm

> at the beach with mom and sis
> sis around 5 ,me 9
> she is annoying / don't want to swim
> decide i am fed up
> throw her deep at the sea
>HOLLY SHIT her legs at the surface but her head is under water
> the water is 2 times her height
> mom freaked out and hurried to save her
> she lost conscious and almost died
> mom never knew that was me