>25 >still haven't had a gf

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I'm pretty positive I won't get a gf for the next 6 years and join in your amazing achievement, if that makes you any happier.
Consolations, anon-kun.

>>39594078
Alright anon you've got 3 options
>1. Ask every chick you see for their number, after you get it, talk some, ask them out
>2. Tinder meme (or online dating in general)
>3. Decide you don't want a gf, enjoy life without one
If you don't youll wind
>up cutting your dick off with a cleaver
>running through streets in a bath robe while holding your severed member in front of women

>>39594078
>>25
>>still haven't had a gf
Dumb sissy anime boi.

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>>39594078
>Be 26
>Never had a gf
>Never been kissed by a woman I'm not related to
>Women never showed any interest in me

My friend, we do not need gfs. They would only hold us down.
We are the Platos, the Socrates, the philosophers of this era, the monks who understand what the laity do not.
We are the hermits who hold the secret knowledges, and understand the ways of nature. Though we will never be loved and bear no children, God loves us for who we are, and our inheritance is Heaven.

It'd be great if I had one or two by now (20). Well, I have but I haven't had sex so it doesn't really count. Honestly I don't think I will ever find love, and nihilistic casual sex seems so alien and unfulfilling. Why not just masturbate? Seems like a lot of trouble if you aren't a part of the 0.1% that can get laid by existing. But, I don't want to be laughed at or shunned, so it's going to be a goal for me this year to get a gf and have sex.

4chan dating site when

>28
>never had a girlfriend
two more years till wizardhood

>>39594078
It's because of your fetish for underage anime grills

>>39595248
>a drawing
>having an age
are all normies as stupid as you?

>>39595202
>a dating website full of fat weebs and traps
Some fates are worse than death

>>39594078
i had a ugly girlfriend, and payed prostitutes, i like to fill all their fun holes at same time, dick in pussy, finguer in her ass and tonge in her mouth or another finger

I want a wife
Give me a wife
GIVE ME A BRIDE RIGHT NOW