i'm a vegan who fucks prostitutes ask me anything

>>39593885
so why did you choose to be a faggot?

>>39594239
*bonks u over the head*

>>39594255
Low blow but couldn't resist
Seriously tho do you miss meat and why did you stop?

>>39593885
What does being a vegan have to do with it?
Also, low quality b8, 2/10 for getting me to reply.

>>39594308
yes I miss meat but gardein has such good crabless crabcakes that it's not necessary. I was in jail and the jailers literally physically tortured me and I realized the cruelty potential of humanity

>>39594333
try quorn that shit is the BOMB

>>39594326
cuz I fucking n suckin' and touchin'. but no animal products. git gud

>>39593885
Are you a preachy vegan I know a bunch of girls at college who are vegan and they can't stop going on about it

how much does it cost in general?
awddwjad

Hey so am I.
Actually not really though I ate some cheese just before but I couldn't help myself, just like I can't help burying my dick in whore's asses.

>>39594392
i'd preach if someone was willing to listen>>39594411
vegan food can be really cheap if you're willing to fry tofu, but gets expensive if you want the good stuff, like 4 or 5 dollars for 10ish ounces.
a whore costs like 80-120$ for a half hour

Is swallowing sperm vegan?

>>39594458
hell to the yehaw

>>39593885
Fuck off Taylor, no one needs you and your smelly vegan farts

>>39594414
do u use condoms that don't have casein?

whore from last night just called me wanting to see me again, but I can't afford it so I said no

>>39594502
>implying I don't stealth those sluts and fill them with my tasty vegan cum.

Did you know that eating vegan makes your body odour more attractive to women and improves the flavour of you cum?

>>39594448
i mostly wanted to know about the whores. 80-120 for half an hour seems kind of steep. How often do you do it? Are these escorts you find online and shit or something else?

>>39594364
Big deal. I'm fucking n suckin' and touching, and I eat meat, and I don't have to pay hookers for it. Inb4 reee normie

>>39594608
yeah I find them on backpage.com or eros.com
I do it now like 1/month. a lot of the girls don't have attractive pix so I wait for one that's hot

>>39594640
You asked for
*breathes in*
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

normal faggot

>>39594640
I hope a gorilla bonks u over the head

I'm a chimpanzee going fucking bonkers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, dis dat hog wyld, zoo shit
#FREE THE ANIMALS!

>>39593885
>i'm a vegan who fucks prostitutes
>ask me anything
I am also vegan but I do not fuck prostitutes

what is your opinion on plant based or lab grown meat? Do you currently eat meat alternatives, and what is your opinion on them?

Harmon Creek, a start-up which received over $220 million venture capital funding from big names such as Bill Gates, has had some interesting drama play out over the last few months with virtually every executive leaving the company, we probably aren't gonna be seeing Just Mayo around anymore. Did you use it? It tasted pretty similar to mayo but I've never been a fan of mayo anyways.

What were you in prison for

>>39594356
not vegan

I thought vegans couldn't eat pork.

>>39594712
I don't know anything about lab grown meat. I guess i'd rather just eat plant based unless it's really ecologically friendly. I've probably used that mayo. I was never in prison, I was in jail for a fight, for escaping the police in a car, and for getting in a fight with a state security guard
3 times

>>39594720
vegans don't eat meat, milk, or honey
they don't have vegan food in jails but they have in mental institutions

>>39594769
You aren't allowed to request vegan food in jail?

>>39594799
they don't have it in Milwaukee or los angeles county
you can get vegetarian with a doctor order but I see no difference between vegetarian and carnivore

OP here, I've never seen the same whore twice

>>39594769
>not eating honey
>not eating insects
>not eating the vegetables of the sea (molluscs)
>not eating backyard chicken eggs

That's stupid as hell.

>>39594863
I believe all animals should be free and free from violence
I almost cooked to eat a dead bird but this giant goose that I was talking too kept shitting by it, it was following me around

>>39593885
Cool, I'm a welder who smokes crystal meth.

What does being vegan have to do with fucking prostitutes?

Anyways, when will you stop being degenerate? Keep the vegan part, don't get me wrong, but ffs, cut out the fucking prostitutes part.

>>39594890
it was an Emden goose>>39594904
i'm duper degenerate, I would cut out the prostitutes if I could. sex is better than eating meat

>>39594943
>sex is better than eating meat
I mean, only for so long.

Sex is great, don't get me wrong, but you should find a woman to settle down with and raise a family. That way when you're old and your penis doesn't work, while you didn't eat meat, you get to have a family longer (maybe) than if you had eaten meat (because you may or may not live longer).

Or just eat some fucking bacon and don't fuck prostitutes. Also, if you're so worried about cruelty, don't feed into the prostitution business. The vast majority of them are all but forced to do what they're doing by their pimps.

>>39595005
i'm never intentionally having kids

>>39594640
leave
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>>39595016
That's faggy as fuck, dude.

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>>39594890
Did you know that many plants of a higher order display signs of intelligence? Harming an insect or a mollusc is on the same level as harming a plant. To make this arbitrary distinction between different orders of lifeforms is foolish. Some living beings are simple and plentiful and live to be food for others.

Look at these chickos, they are happy and give me eggs.

Miminum impact > veganism
And you don't even get b12 deficiency.

>>39595051
have u seen a plant use reason? If u say yes you've lied and u are incapable of reason. I've seen an animal use reason

>>39595051
This is usually the way to go. I mean, if you have your own two chickens, it usually helps the environment overall.

And eggs and toast is too good to pass up.

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Are you a vegan for ethical reasons, or for health reasons? Either way, you're a faggot.

>>39595069
Reason how? Specifically.

>>39595094
ethical. I actually smoke because my dog only has like 8 years left and i'll probably kill myself if she dies

>>39595086
Get out of here. Leave my board forever, Christian tripfag. To /pol/ with you.

>>39595104
reason is recognizing that a=a, that a is not not a, and it can not be two things at once

>>39595069
Have you seen an oyster use reason? How about a honeybee?

>>39595005
>implying the majority of the girls on escort sites aren't just profiteering whores out to make fast cash

>>39595104
she deduced I was speaking about her, that she has a body, that she can manipulate what her body looks like, and judge if she likes it better. this animal and I actually got into an argument when I made fun of her seeming insecurity

>>39595148
yes, honeybees have intricate social systems and communicate with one another. as for an oyster, it's so easy for me, so why don't I just show them mercy?

>>39595122
You ain't my boss. Plus, /pol/ is insufferable, especially now.

>>39595125
Okay, so any specific examples? I love my dog, but she's never shown be any ability to reason.

>>39595148
He said prostitutes, not escorts.

OP here, i've been feeding the wild raccoons in my area and we're homies I hope to see some tonight

>>39595187
I use prostitute and escort interchangeably

>>39595016
Why? Are you worried that overpopulation is hurting the planet? Do you have feefees for the poor animals and rain forests? It's not like you even have the choice, since posting on /r9k/ means you'll never have kids by default.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/an/

>>39595149
But that's not actually true. You're deluding yourself into thinking that it is. You can't get into an argument without speaking, that's just not true.

I can see now that you're mentally ill and there's no point in going further. If you want to have an actually debate about ethics as far as animals go, fine, but you're completely delusional.

>>39595194
>feeding wild raccoons

I hope they kill your dog as a lesson to not feed pest animals

>>39595224
Why do you feel the need to be a tripfag on an anonymous imageboard? Why do you need attention wherever you go? /reddit/ is that way if you can't deal with anonymity

>>39595221
no, no child should have to do anything, and we have a totalitarian social system for kids which for me was very painful>>39595224
ok, Christ chan>>39595241
you're probably the pest animal

>>39595224
now, why don't u tell me that you know that the words you are using are the same ones others are using

>>39595261
Why do you feel like not having a tripcode is better than having a tripcode?

>>39595265
So then... we just let kids run free? And then what?

I'm just saying, the system we have has worked for thousands of years. And that's because adults know more than kids because they've lived longer.

>>39595308
yes, let them be free, there are children who as individuals are clearly more intelligent than u. and ps. we all know you're just trying to get internet famous

>>39595297
What does that have to do with anything? I think you're giving me an aneurysm at this point.

Of course the words I'm using are the same as the words others are using. That's what a language is. Name one animal that uses a proper, defined language. In any way. That wasn't invented by humans.

>>39595308
worked for thousands of years? we have a retard as president of the united states, we're on the verge of NUCLEAR WAR, you THINK THIS IS WORKING?! it's always the incompetent that think they have the right to force a mind.

>>39595051
>Did you know that many plants of a higher order display signs of intelligence?
I hear that a lot. Yet I have not seen any evidence of this.

How can plants be intelligent? They do not have brains. They have no means of processing information in a dynamic way.

All plants have are systematic reactions to external stimuli. But you know what else has a systematic reaction to external stimuli? A wrist watch. Do you also think that wrist watches are intelligent?

>>39595340
do you have infared sight? do you have radio senses? shut your fucking trap you cannibal

>>39595371
it was made up by a piece of human filth that backwards rationalized his or her own weakness
the end result of the idea plants have consciousness is that man has no rights

OP here, I'm leaving now
thanks for the replies

>>39595169
And plants form intricate social systems too, doesn't mean they aren't essentially automatons following a strict genetic program. Oysters are an even lower form of life than plants.

>>39595330
Okay, let me know how well that goes when pretty much 100% of all 2 year olds die in the wilderness because they shit their pants and nobody changed them because they didn't want to be changed. Clearly, you've never dealt with kids, my younger brother HATES being changed. But if we didn't change him, if we heeded his words, he'd eventually develop a diaper rash, and then eventually an infection, and then he'd die. My brother also likes playing outside. If we didn't not let him on days that it was 100 degrees, he'd eventually die of heat exhaustion.

>we all know you're just trying to get internet famous

On a Belgian Sudoku board?

>>39595374
No, I have a higher level of intelligence.