How do i get a latina girl like this to cook mexican food and

>Probably be spic yourself.
>Ideally be an El-Chado
>Be super alpha.
>Being a drug lord is alpha.
>Cartel men are alpha.

See where I'm going with this?

>>38817715

None of those are lining up with my life sadly

>>38817699
Live somewhere where there are a lot of latina/hispanic chicks.

Hit them up IRL, or on tinder or whatever. If you're a white guy or another latino/hispanic dude it's pretty much easy mode.

What race are you anon? I've seen latinas go with white, latino, and black men.

>>38817715
>Cartel men are alpha.
Cartel men get beheaded to the soundtrack of mexican pinyata birthday party music.