So tonight I was hating myself, as all you motherfuckers do,

That's some very unappealing puse and ass
I don't poop everyday in a toilet, more like once a week tho

>>38817938
You shit 4 to 5 times a day? What the fuck is going on with your diet?

I shit once every 2 days usually.

How the fuck you poop so frequently ? I shit about every 4 days or more

>>38817948
>>38817963
>>38817967
/r9k/ confirmed for low-fiber junk food diet

I really don't understand how people can even shit once a day. Even people I know don't do shit for their health for that to happen. I only shit maybe once every 7-11 days. Which now that I think about it is only a few times per month.

>>38818490
Fuck, you're the same way as my dad. Do you also have a near-100% plug rate?

I shit once a day.

but what about those japs with toilets that automatically cleans your anus with a mildly pleasuring flush?
Should you bow before them then

Its normal to shit 1-2 times a day.. wtf is wrong with OP and wtf is wrong with the people saying 4+ days.

>>38817938
>So tonight I was hating myself, as all you motherfuckers do, and then I realized: every single day, I poop in a toilet. That automatically makes me superior to all the motherfuckers in Africa, India, Bangladesh, etc who poop in the fucking fields and rivers. every fucking day I sit on my porcelain throne 4-5 a day and take a shit into fresh, clean water and flush it down. I'm like a motherfucking god.
>Do you realize how fucking lucky you are? if you poop in a toilet? You're like a motherfucking god. Why the fuck would you kill yourself?
Bump
Breeders need to see that vagina

>>38817938
>4-5 a day

What tf do you eat, mane?

>>38818030
I eat high fiber cereal every morning and never eat fast food

I shit twice a week on average

Been like that my entire life

Who the fuck shits multiple times a day? Isn't that inconvenient as hell?