Stacies tell you to take off your shirt.. would you?

>>38852212
I'd tell her no.

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>>38852212
Those are clearly very underage, like 15 at the most. So no.

>>38852212
>Implying I would be near these underaged girls
Anon, give me some credit. I'm no pedo.

Alpha male here.
Never do anything a woman tells you.
Your welcome.

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>>38852331
>Alpha male here

Yeah right. Prove it.

>>38852282
>>38852285
I googled the pic and the girls are 20 and 37.

>>38852212
why would i take off my shirt just because someone told me to?

>>38852456
>"Your welcome."

He's an illiterate mongoloid. Seems like proof to me.

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I would. I look pretty good, honestly.

I would also fuck them so hard. Don't even care about prison.

>>38852282
I hope this is bait, faggot
I'll smash u're fucking normalshit skull if it isnt

>>38852212
I wouldn't even be in the pool in the first place so no

>>38852212
>Stacies tell you to take off your shirt.. would you?

Yes
I am not embarrassed in the slightest about my body honestly

Whats with these shirt threads, why do they get made all the time, its such a dumb meme

>>38852331
>alpha male here
just the fact you had to write this makes you beta

>>38852685
Yeah whatever you gay fucking nerd

>>38852331
This is truly effective advice. I couldn't believe how much things changed when I actually began to do this consistently.

Women are ALWAYS TESTING YOU, ALWAYS JUDGING YOU. ALWAYS EVER.

DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.

>>38852789
its psychological warfare to keep you depressed and fat. It is easier to control you that way. The goal is to get an emotional response out of you and anger you.

>>38852331
Solid fundamental advice right here.
>anon can you do me a favor?
>being vague about requests for help
>do X

The power of saying no. Just say no more often just because you can. It will help some of you spineless guys grow a backbone.

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>>38852212
Only, I mean ONLY do it if you actually have a good physique. Otherwise they're probably just doing it to giggle and humiliate you, while pretending to admire your scrawny body.

So, in short, no I wouldn't.

>>38852212
Are we at the pool? My shirt is already off faget

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>>38852212
>"you first"

oregami commento

>>38852212

Yeah sure. Fair warning though, my chest and back are a checker board of acne scars from cystic acne when I was a teenager.

>>38852212
Yeah probably. I work out 4 times a week so I am pretty comfortable taking my shirt of. Why don't you work out if you are not comfortable with you own body?

>>38852212
fuck yea I've actually got a nice bod

>>38852212

Those girls are way underage, and the pool has AIDS. Did you learn nothing from 2007?

>>38852212
No but instead I would
>take out artillery Luger from my bag
>load drum magazine
ARE YOU READY TO DIE, ROASTIES ?

>>38852212
I don't even need an excuse to go out in puplic shirtless

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>>38852708
sharkioli

>let me go shave off my excess nipple hair and I'll be back in a flash

I would remove my shirt only after they removed their tops.

>showing them my severe back acne
No thanks

>>38852961
Poor scared little boys.
Shows us on the dolls where the bad lady hurt your feelings.
Faggots.

>>38852212
No, they will just make fun of my gyno.

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>>38852708
WHY DAT NOSE HAVE STRETCH MARKS DOE?

>"anon why do you swim with your shirt on"
>"I bet you are hiding big muscles under there"

>>38852212
Hopefully my shirt is already off considering I am swimming in a pool

take it off, let my pale, fat, italian belly get some sun for once