>girl slaps me >pop a boner

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>girl kicks me in the nuts
>pop a boner

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homosexual poster of the frogs

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>>38852022
>hot female manager is yelling at me
>pop a boner

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>>38852022
This means you won.

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>walking up to a girl I'm meeting for the first time from the internet
>boner forms as I'm walking and gets caught in my pants leg
>hunch over to fix it
>she sees everything

>>38854377
You now have my attention
What happened next?

>>38854409
I took my hands off my dick, sat down on a bench next to where she was standing, she asked why I was sitting down while I pretended to try and get my phone out of my pocket while actually trying to move my dick.