Just do it robots, even in death Chad will win

how can a brain aneurysm kill in seconds but a bullet to the side of the head or forehead you can live through? elliot rodger died from a bullet to the head but some have survived

would it be instant aiming for the forehead? i wouldnt ever do it but like to know

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>>38858729
>Chadaver can't even get it up but he gets Necro-stacey pregnant

>>38858778
A bullet to the head could just pass through and not destroy anything vital, you have to destroy the brain stem to terminate life functions

>>38858778
The frontal lobe is the part that isn't instantly fatal if it gets hit. If a part of the brain that controls critical life support functions like the brainstem gets hit you die pretty quickly.

>>38858787
Reality really is stranger than fiction.

is there an easy way to die without having to actually kms per se? like how to get a pulmonary embolism or brain cancer? i dont wanna attempt and then live and actually attempting is something that is too much for me and feels overwhelming even though i really truely wish i would not wake tomorrow

does that make me a pussy? i know
my parents would call me an idiot and tell me i couldnt even kms right if i lived

>>38858787
post mortem ejaculation is not physically possible wtf is this "story"

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>>38858787
>Stacey would rather sleep with a dead body than me

>>38858889
>he thinks death can stop Chadaver from scoring

>>38858787
It's fake. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp

>>38858729
I always thought Chad would have boy-colored hair. Really makes you think.

This is the least funny by far.

>>38859730
None of them were ever funny

>>38858787
>girls fuck dead bodies
>won't even hold my hand
What's the point of trying

>>38859253
>using snopes as a reliable debunking site in the year 2017

>>38858787
http://malazan.wikia.com/wiki/Children_of_the_Dead_Seed

>>38859730
Stop being a virgin and it would be funny. Got em!

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>>38858787
>people think this is both real and possible

I just can't understand how a broad that thinks it's so smart, can be dumber than the average normie.

>>38858787
Not only is it physically impossible it's logically impossible. Who the fuck is going to question this bitch had a dead man's kid? Unless the family walked in on her straddling the dead man and they knew she fucked dead bodies NO ONE is going to assume someone's pregnant with a dead man's child.

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>>38858822
>>38858889
>>38858914
>>38862240
>>38861847
>>38862564
>>38862632

only on r9k. god damn this is why normies laugh at us.

>>38862778
I'm ridiculing the article you autist. I'm not saying it's real, but it's fake on so many god awful levels.

What difference does it make? Dead is dead. Whenever people mention death having some sort of meaning I just think of Charles Sorley: "Give them not praise. For, deaf, how should they know... Nor tears. Their blind eyes see not your tears flow. Nor honour. It is easy to be dead.... Then, scanning all the o'ercrowded mass, should you perceive one face that you loved heretofore. It is a spook. None wears the face you knew. Great death has made all his for evermore."

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>the chad vs virgin meme has been stolen from us
>oncr again a good meme is stolen from r9k
Goodboy points, poopoopeepee, probably the most recent. What happened?

>>38858778
Most gun shot victims survive. It's the back of the head you want to hit, not the front. Also shotgun with a slug is best bet.

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>>38862916

Normies happened. They lurk our board to post le epic maymays on kikebook and instanormie

>>38862916
Because /r9k/ never made original content. It's mostly bitching, the poopoopeepee shit was utter garbage that was literal visual shitposting by [s4s].

The chad thing has been long gone from /r9k/'s own memery shit. No meme ever stays on a board. The only time it does is when it's so unfunny and autistically posted periodically that it just becomes a "thing".

>>38859730
It's way to overdrawn. The charm of this meme, and a lot others, is it's crudeness. You can tell this one was made by a woman.

>>38863295
Name a board that produces more memes than r9k.