ITT: Conspiracies you believe. Women don't orgasm and feel

Possibly the only conspiracy theory I believe in, after all these years of reading shit on the internet, is that the moon is not a natural satellite. It's too big, its movement is too weird to be coincidental, it's composition is strange and it's probably hollow to boot. Someone/something built it and put it there.

>>38908232
any geomorphologists here who can explain this landform?

some kinda plume or some shit but why the ring

>>38908232
youre just being delusional, none of those are true

>>38908281
>It's too big, its movement is too weird to be coincidental
what the fuck makes you think this?

>>38908323
I'm not going to spoonfeed you, look up the theory and draw your own conclusions.

>>38908281
Another one that arouses my interest is the theory that there was a global civilization already at least once before recorded history. Supposedly "primitive" ancient people were building these gigantic sophisticated monuments out of stone all over the world. Bullshit. They knew about each other and were in contact, and probably had technology/techniques that are lost or hidden deliberately to moderns.

United flight 93 was shot down
OJ Simpson's son was the actual killer
The (og) Clinton scandal was manufactured to draw attention away from leaked reports that showed the CIA created the crack epidemic

>>38908373
>OJ Simpson's son was the actual killer

Never heard of this one.

>>38908232
>Moon landing was fake
>Atlantis is still operational

>>38908232
>Women don't orgasm and feel absolutely no attraction towards men. Only men can feel love, women can only love their children.

Seems like you never touched a girl in the right way, both physically nor romantically. People can't fuck they way they are in bed, the moans, they eyes and the wet pussy can't lie

>>38908376
http://www.businessinsider.com/oj-simpson-murders-and-jason-simpson-2014-6/#prior-to-the-killings-ojs-son-jason-was-diagnosed-with-intermittent-rage-disorder-aka-jekyll-and-hyde-syndrome-and-was-given-the-drug-depakote-to-control-his-rage-and-seizures-1

>>38908415
>Seems like you never touched a girl in the right way, both physically nor romantically
Not that anon but you're right.
t. 24 khv anon

>>38908366
>he can't defend his own claims
i don't even have to look up the theory to know that its retarded.

>there is a small group of people controlling the world

duh. there are like 4 people that own all the major news networks in the USA. we have the rockefellers with 250b between them, Putin is rumored to have 150b in his account. not to mention the small group of african warlords that locked down that continent.

there are maybe 20-30 people in the world that are responsible for every big call and shot in the world

all of the rest of your post is bullshit

>>38908449
But if you think like OP, you are brainwashed as fuck

Girls like sex as much as guys, i would say even more because the dick has some down time. If you ever make a girl scratch and hug your with all her strength while you finger her wet pussy, you will see that they like it

>>38908376
Jason Simpson did not get along with Nicole (his stepmom). Has OJ's DNA. Smaller than his father and theoretically the gloves would have fit him. Evidence suggests Ron Goldman put up a fight before getting killed. Jason had noticeable bruises on his face right after the murders. OJ had none.

This has been rumored in LA for over two decades now.

>>38908502
>while you finger her wet pussy,
Sadly, that's not going to happen.

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>>38908232
>Women don't orgasm and feel absolutely no attraction towards men
Women orgasm. The likelihood that they would all be faking it is so low that it's basically nothing. Faking a moan is one thing, but faking seizure-tier spasms in your pussy and legs and falling out to the bed is another. The likelihood that every article, discussion, or book on the subject of achieving a female orgasm was a prop used to maintain a ruse is astronomically low. When you do the things that are supposed to induce orgasm to a girl, it appears to elicit a spasming and clenching in her cooch not unlike cumming. Moreover, they appear to like it since they ask you to do it and even thank you sincerely(?) for it.

Women use vibrators, spin cycles, hair brushes, their fingers, video game controllers, dildos, water pressure, and all kinds of other crazy shit, often paying serious money for their toys, in order to achieve orgasm. Women hump countertops and corners and self-stimulate in inappropriate or embarassing situations because they like cumming just like guys do. Women send themselves to the hospital by trying to fuck themselves with all kinds of random objects. This is probably because being fucked induces orgasm.

Women sometimes describe things as "orgasmic." This is probably a comparison between orgasm and another pleasurable experience and not an elaborate ruse or a meaningless comparison.

Women feel attraction towards men. They demonstrably turn into fucking retards if it hits them hard enough.

>Only men can feel love, women can only love their children.
What do you mean by "love?" Not even trying to use sophistry; just sincerely feel like that's a broad term.

I think we're in a simulation desu, nothing nessisarily evil but I do think I am a uploaded conciousness that is currently playing a really stupid video game. My memories of my life in the simulation is being supressed for the duration of my life and will return after I die. Basicly my simulation self did it for reasons of helping him get in character or something. We are in an extreamly interesting part of human history however decideing an avrage life was probebly a mistake.

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This is based on a fictional conspiracy but appropriate enough:
A certain massive search engine and another enormous social network essentially hold the power of the Patriots in the MGS series. One of these owns a certain largest-video-uploading-site-on-the-web and has been not-so-subtly pushing agendas in their moderation of this site, in a manner not dissimilar from the intended use of the GW AI in Metal Gear Soild 2's plot.

>>38908564
basicly the matrioshka brain

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>Known cures, prevention methods, and treatments for diseases are supressed, patented, obscured, hidden, etc. for the sake of profit or population culling.
>Hollywood pedophilia, spirit cooking, MKULTRA, MONARCH
>The black economy fuels a black budget.
>There's a GIGANTIC black space program.
>Rival nations have nuclear subs parked off of each other's coastlines all the fucking time.
>There are nukeless countries that actually have nukes.
>The idea that cigarettes are impossible to quit or that quitting requires expensive stop-smoking aids exists to make quitting seem harder than it really is, and nicotine replacement is designed to keep you addicted to nicotine.
>HIV is a virus with intent behind it.
>The official 9/11 story is bullshit.
>There's actually something to the whole Illuminati thing.
>The government can, to a large degree, control and direct weather.
>Shadow gov't
>False flags
>Finder's Cult
>Subliminal messaging, propaganda, and brainwashing
>Denver International Airport, Bank of America Frescoes, Georgia Guidestones
>Energy/microwave/brainwave weapons exist
>Bilderberg, CFR, all that shit
>PSYOPS
>even more paranoid shit

I'm a proud tinfoiler.

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This is one of my favourite

>>38908811
>>Finder's Cult
What's that?

The 2006 volleyball incident

The only one I genuinely, non-memingly believe in is that something was weird about the JFK assassination. I don't have any specific theory I believe in about the event but the whole thing does seem suspicious to me.

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Flat earth for life you guys. Take your divinity back.

>>38908816
This one fucking spooks me.

>>38908869
http://archive.is/HsKJq
https://archive.org/stream/ConspiracyOfSilenceTranscriptFranklinCoverUp/UsCustomsServiceReportOfInvestigationFinders-11#page/n1/mode/1up
http://pizzagate.wiki/The_Finders#External_links
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/27lqws/the_finders_deep_child_abuse_groupcult/
I think this is easier than saying exactly what it is. I'm not really sure, myself.

>>38908917
What is this?

>>38908931
That's because you're not completely fucking retarded.

>>38908232
>women aren't attracted to me therefore they aren't attracted to anyone
>women don't love me therefore they can't love at all

Cope

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>>38908811
>Bank of America Frescoes

This one always gets to me. It's just so fucking brazen. Any idiot with eyes can see all that occult shit right fucking there, the black sun, the hypercube, the checkered floor, on a fucking bank's lobby, I mean what the fuck.

>>38908366
>Makes statement and has no evidence or argument
>"Uuuuh look it up yourself I won't spoonfeed you with my lack of any logic"

>>38909179
Is Googling really that hard for you

>>38908232
>Only men can feel love
>but women can feel love too lmao

It's clear by this point that you're literally mentally ill, but maybe you'd get a kick out of buying a ship and try to chart the waters and find those places yourself. You'd have to get a job for that though, and that's probably too much conspiracy for you to handle.

>>38909201
No but usually people who share their retarded opinions have at least got an argument for them. You're just saying Google it which isn't an argument

>>38908232
I think you are confusing womans capatibility of orgasm with their nature which is not as sexual as men. The chad meme is somewhat true. It takes a perfect (close to that womans ideal) man to make the woman lose her head and behave like your average thirsty man.

Attractive men use women as they see fit and throw them away. The problem is average men can never induce this in women so the relationships will always be about how good is the deal. At least from a womans point of view.

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>>38908296
It is the time for midterm exams. Unfortunately, Yui spent more time on practicing how to play her guitar chords instead of studying and so ends up failing. Failure in the retest meant she cannot participate in club activities and so the club will be disbanded because of insufficient membership. A day before the retest, Yui begs Mio, Tsumugi, and Ritsu to help her. Mio comes through, but Ritsu is more of a distraction than help. Days after the retest, an exhausted Yui returns to the club room with perfect marks. To celebrate, the girls ask her to play the guitar chords she had learned so far, only to find that Yui has completely forgotten them.

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Reptoid space aliens

>>38909111
>>38908811
>these digits

I bear witness. Someone's confirming, I think.

>>38908232
>there's no way humans are still this primitive
Why not?

>>38908281

and his name is God

>>38908366
>They knew about each other and were in contact, and probably had technology/techniques that are lost or hidden deliberately to moderns.
The greatest prank in history. A bunch of Asians, Europeans, and Egyptians are on a group call, and one European guys says, "You know what would be fucking hilarious?" Then everyone purposely destroyed their shit to make them look dumb. That's how we got the dark ages.

>>38908546
OP has just never had a girl friend... girls really do love just the same as us. girls are literally just men that are more emotional and passive. you guys are VERY out of touch with reality.

>>38910422
such a garbage fucking post. kill yourself

>>38908296
Atoll. I think it's caused by a collapse in the middle where a volcano used to be or something.

>>38908232
>women don't orgasm
As a fembot I can confirm we do. I had 3 today.
>feel absolutely no attraction towards men
Can confirm we do. At least, I do. Stop being a retard now.

Second and third paragraph theories are 100% true.

>>38911181
not a single word of truth in this post

>>38908366
>gigantic sophisticated monuments
pyramids are not sophisticated. It's just the best way to stack a lot of rocks so they won't fall down.

>>38908811
>Rival nations have nuclear subs parked off of each other's coastlines all the fucking time.
This isn't a conspiracy theory. I mean, they aren't literally on the coast but they are in range of their launch points. That is standard SSBN doctrine.

>>38908232
>Nothing is real and I'm actually just making it all up
It's not even like I'm in a coma and this is a dream because then you're playing under it's rules that things just are. Nothing just is. By taking the existential reality from the mysterious all powerful god to yourself and now it's not a question of Who/What? but Why? and things can exist without a purpose but things cannot exist without a creator.
>inb4 who created you then
I did, silly. And the me that created "me" was created by the "me" I created. I also created the concept of time and ageing in my head to create this logical fallacy. I am not a god, but I know that maybe the multiple universe theory is me just telling me that there ARE others who created their own lives but it may also be a red herring to get me to stop looking deeper, but I'm gonna look deeper.

I actually believe that most in not all paedophile hunters are paedos themselves trying to cover their antics

There are cures for terminal illnesses out there but the pharmaceutical industry makes more money off selling the medicines and the student loans to med school students etc than they would with a cure so they keep it hidden from the public eye

>>38911709
It's not a conspiracy theory if it's true.
99% of those fags are sadistic homosexuals looking for release.

>>38910724
t. triggered virgin who has never had a girlfriend

>>38911948
hi triggered virgin, who has never had a girlfriend, i'm dad

>>38911962
>when the lonely virgin gets triggered so badly he doesn't even use a dad joke correctly
lmao

I really do think that presidents/prime ministers and other "leaders" are nothing but puppets of the world government.

>>38908811
Where's the evidence of all this though? Especially the Illuminati part.

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>>38911980
>tfw no dad to teach me how to dad joke

Gravity is not real

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>>38908366
>Assertion lacks credibility so he's unable to defend it
>I'm nut gonna spoon feed u!

tiny cameras are located within most mirrors

>>38908232
how about you get mental help you faggotron

The Obama administration was funding the creation and propagation of cuck porn in order to demoralize young whiten men.

I have absolutely no evidence for this, and it is almost definitely false, but i just can't shake the feeling.

>>38908232
> probably true
> more likely that some islands are just cloaked by a runaway civilization that monitors us
> homo capensis, grays, dero, terrestrial and ET reptilians, and tall blonde human-like nordics

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>>38908296
Volcanic activity.

>>38913064
That just sounds like good old paranoid schizophrenia

>There is a small group of people controlling the world. Whether it's the illuminati, or whatever, they are real.

This, whoever they are though they need to stop spamming interracial/cuck/BBC/white trap threads all the fucking time

>>38913342
I post trap threads
I don't care about race, I just like traps
maybe you should be less sensitive. If you don't like it then hide it, it's not complicated.

Be honest. You are too stupid to hide a thread. Asking for help is the first step.

Posting in schizophrenic bread.

>>38913444
No you aren't, you are just typing in notepad and just imagining this thread.

>>38913413
You have your own fucking containment board, get out
>>>/lgbt/

>>38913467
that's not my board, this is my board

>Ctrl+F
>"jew"
>0 results
oy vey

>>38913487
Jews consist of probably 0.01% of the world's conspiracy-scape but make 90% of the noise. Other groups are more discreet about their deals.

>>38913482
I hope you get aids and cancer you fucking filth

>>38908232
Ones I believe,
I think theres something going on with EU, heavy corruption, shit like that.
I think the Jews are doing something in the US. Like some kind of mass religion based nepotism just because of how fucking disproportionatly succesfull they are, and all the Hillary/Soros stuff.
The UK, England mainly, we have a massive problem with underground Muslims rape rings and shit. I feel like theres again more corruption and ties to the police and shit there.
Basically just everyones fucking corrupt but for different reasons.

>>38913413

>posts trap porn on a manchurian knitting forum

>tells me to get help

WEW

>>38913643
Jews are surface level shit like CEOs of media and other visible industries. They do not make up a majority of military leaders (behind black ops and their secret space program) and shareholders for government contractors as far as I know. The Vatican is entirely goy and so are most secret societies in the Islamic world, China and India. The majority of secret society members in the west are not Jews and merely give exoteric lip service to "god's chosen people". It's as superficial as their Christianity. They are Luciferians and Saturnian mystics at their core. Not that anything is wrong with that. Just stating the facts.

>>38913643
>how fucking disproportionatly succesfull they are
There is nothing mysterious about this. Tbh Jews are disproportionately successful everywhere they go, but especially in America as most US Jews are Ashkenazim, a population that underwent very harsh natural selection in the Middle Ages, which made them very smart. They have the highest average IQ of any ethnic group on Earth IIRC (and a bunch of fucked up genetic diseases). And of course some nepotism for good measure, because why wouldn't you preferentially trust people who are basically family over random strangers?

Soros is sinister for sure but you don't need a weird cabal of international Jewry to make sense of your average Jew lawyer or TV exec.

>The UK, England mainly, we have a massive problem with underground Muslims rape rings and shit
Yeah. You might like the book Eurabia, it explains how Europe got itself in this Muslim quagmire.

>>38908232
>Women don't orgasm and feel absolutely no attraction towards men. Only men can feel love, women can only love their children.

You have never seen a woman in love, they are absolutely high as fuck

>>38908232
>Only men can feel love, women can only love their children.
Not too bright, eh kid?
>There is likely a hidden continent and many hidden islandly the world government doesn't want us to know. I know because I feel as though I've been there before, perhaps at a young age, and it was a place unlike any other on earth.
"I'm da chozen 1"

>>38913643
>everyones fucking corrupt
Pretty much, yeah.

Democracy is the most corrupt form of government to have ever existed. And all of western civilisation has been crippled by it.

>>38914029
Democracy isn't as corrupt as Communism, but I can agree that it's always bound to fail if it has an exploitable system.
The United States was doing pretty great until the Democrats started using minorities as their voting base, and ruined nearly all of our cities.

>>38914130
Democracy was always pointless because it can piss off almost half of the losing side. It only pacifies idiots that are narcissistic enough to feel as though their one vote means that the government care about them, even if they lose.

It's hivemind to the point of thinking like an insect.

Not him btw.

>>38913959
> harsh natural selection in the middle ages
This is like the people claiming that blacks are better at sports due to slave breeding. No, the real elites are just using Jews to set up a major destruction event in the middle east and to "fulfill" what they wrote in the Bible. Most Jews are just Ashkenazic which are just Germanic/Scythian tribes that stuck around the north shore of the Black Sea up to the point where they had to choose some Abrahamic religion. They chose the cool hipster Judaic option to spite both Muslims and Christians. The Pope has been using this tribe ever since for money lending and vice.

>>38914237
Every political system is more or less like you described it.
Democracy still is the lesser evil if did right.

>>38914373
>being narcissistic enough to think you'll always be the majority
Such faggotry is lack of freedom, for the fact that you'll allow yourself to be integrated into the larger group of NORMAL people, because you lose any will you have of your own. It's not fair. Communism is a system of equality, rather than taking advantage of the minorities.

Furthermore, in most natural governments, the minority are to take advantage of the majority.

Democracy doesn't even make any sense. It's unrealistic drama.

>>38914237
True, but isn't at least better than being ruled by a dictator or oligarchs that only have their own interests at hand?
Although in Democracy it does often become more so of an Oligarchy over time.

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> Kikes rule the media and pretty much every facet of our lives
> To some degree, 9/11 was controlled.

>>38914130
Democracy is incredibly susceptible to bribes and backroom deals. It's encouraged. Where a dictatorship at least needs to try to keep the country running and keep people happy, a democracy is about catering to certain influential groups and individuals.

>>38914484
> he actually believes Jews run everything even though they were practically the niggers of the middle ages and only came to prominence during the 19th century when Christian elites were promoting last days meme to set up Jerusalem resettlement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikehau

>>38914526
Well I would personally prefer a benevolent dictatorship to Democracy, but the problem is having successors who are actually competent.

>>38909201
Quit being a lazy bellend and provide evidence for your arguments.

>>38908816
I totally believe hollywood is run by pedos and celebrities are puppets but i do not buy a lot of "x celeb was replaced" theories because these celebs get plastic surgery all the time.

communism is an invention of jew funded freemasons. the plan is to reinstate a medieval like system where a handful of families have all the power. the reason they chose Russia was because they tried to get rid of jews and freemasons by expulsion during the 1800s. during the 30s the US even kept the soviet union alive by granting aid. Stalin took power from Trosky after Lenin died but was pressured by his overlords to keep the show running. he fell out with them after WW2 so they had him killed and drove the union to the ground so they could try some other way using media to dull people.

every politician is a corrupt prick who only ever does anything to get re-elected and to ensure their insane pension. anyone who isn't corrupt is squeezed out at an early stage.

someone for some reason censor crimes committed by brown people. they rape and steal contributing nothing positive except STD results everywhere they go but the media doesn't go apeshit about it to sell. they would if anyone else did it.

>>38908232
flight 93 got shot down
Atlantis was real and was the antediluvian civilization that kickstarted several other civilizations around 10,000BC
Magic is real, but people overestimate the effects and what it actually is

>>38908366
There wasn't a global civilization. What you see is Atlantis diaspora ;)

>>38914743
thats a problem, another problem is that you need a genius to be able to keep things together. julius ceasar had the people and the army supporting him fanatically but ended up stabbed by the senate because their wealth and power got curbed for the common good.
if you don't shower wealth and power to the people who can end you they will replace you with someone who will.
CGP Grey has a video on this. personally don't like him or his opinions but this applies almost all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs&t

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>>38908535
anon-kun laying the truth down

>>38913186

There's a surge in incest porn since a few months, and I'm pretty sure it's done to demoralize white men too.

I unironically believe in different human races.

No matter the age, someone should still be seen as a child as long as he lives with his parents.

Only people who can sustain themself should be able to vote.

Oops that's not a consp. theory.

The whole "refugees" thing is a bigger scheme to dilute european identity, make the minimum wage the norm, enslave us further and further.

Macron is secretly homosexual.

Jews helped nazis come into power.

The holocaust was far to be as deadly as the official numbers.

There are things in water or in meat that is trying to make us gay. I 1000% believe that, non-ironically.

I try to think of a few more.

>>38915508
I sincerely believe people who hit enter twice for no reason come from Reddit and should return there.

>>38915508
>There are things in water or in meat that is trying to make us gay. I 1000% believe that, non-ironically.
I think there's Estrogen and other similar chemicals in the water, but I personally don't think it's being done on purpose. I think it's negligence at worst.
Although if I saw evidence suggesting it is being done on purpose, then I would believe it.

OJ's son
Jews did 9/11
Miley Cyrus is dead

>>38915508
Stop with the ugly fucking spacing, holy shit.

the powers that be divided us with race and keep us distracted with material possessions and general entertainment.

>>38915559

That's called spacing and it helps you to read content better. I don't read walls of text and I leave le ebin greentext for other occasions. Now go fuck yourself.

>>38915592
It's entirely unnecessary, get glasses instead of making your post awful-looking and newfaggy

>>38915592
So you're just retarded, I get it.
No one with a brain has any issues reading closely formatted text.

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>>38908232
>>38914737
>another conspiracy thread it is

>>38915626
>>38915634

I don't care and I will continue to do so.

Fuck the both of you.

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>>38915669
You have a pretty shit attitude. Go fuck yourself, nigger.

>>38913186
If anything cuck porn was funded by right-wing groups to anger young white men

>>38908232
>Women don't orgasm
This makes no sense. Why else would women buy and use vibrators alone?

>>38915712
Says the guy who's triggered by spacing.
You didn't even react to my conspiracies. Which ones do you believe in ?

>>38908232
>Women don't orgasm and feel absolutely no attraction towards men. Only men can feel love, women can only love their children.
But this is a fact, women only want security in life for survival. Men need love to want a woman in his life.

That the government promotes and spreads conspiracies to "muddy the water" so people are less likely to believe the true ones.

Mods create all fembot posts/threads...
Real fembots just dont exist
Wake up r9k, wake up.

>>38915752
They're nothing inventive. Most of them are standard /pol/ rhetoric, believed in by a majority of those users including myself. Macron being homosexual is the only one I haven't heard before.
How many people do you think died in the Holocaust? As reference, the International Red Cross gave a bodycount of 300.000 back in 1945.

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>>38908281
>It's too big
For you.
origami

>>38915574
>>38915559
Fucking newfaggots and their memes.

Fuck.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umnWSGoJSNk
>mfw no webm with sound allowed

>>38908811
>The government can, to a large degree, control and direct weather.
explain

>>38915922
Crop that fucking picture asshole or leave the website.

>>38915968
>explain
Not them, but if you'd only look shit up.

The moon vibrates wrong and that's why some think it's hallow.

Dry ice getting dumped into the clouds and such can stop storms but they're afraid to play god.

>>38908232
Can you hook me up with some links with theories about this hidden continent? You've got my interest with that one.

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>>38915987
>yfw the moon is a living creature

>>38915941
Literally no one did this before 2014, what am I supposed to believe here?

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>>38908232
>conspiracies

which of those are a plot to hurt people?

>>38916125
is there a better word we should be using?
asking seriously. if there is i'll be a dick about it and tell people they are stupid for not using the right word

>>38916094
>reddit was created in twenty fourteen

>>38916125
Keeping information from the general population is harmful to their knowledge of the world.
All things mentioned ITT can be made conspiracies with similar mental gymnastics.

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>>38908232
>There is a small group of people controlling the world. Whether it's the illuminati, or whatever, they are real. They are extremely smart and possibly even God like from reaching the peak of technology and are holding all of humanity back from advancing too fast because it keeps them in control. I know we have to be more advanced than this, this all feels like a simulation, like role play, there's no way humans are still THIS primitive.

>>38916200
That's when the huge waves of them from the fappening and #gringogape came, yeah. That's when I first remember seeing it.

>>38908232
>Only men can feel love, women can only love their children.

this is a fact not a conspiracy. women selected competitive males and males who would sacrifice themselves to protect their genetic legacy over generations. this is why male love is more sacrificial and stronger then female love. also women don't have any empathy for males and only for their children.

>>38916279
Why would you be so aware of whatever fappening and gringogape is? Are you from such places that talk about such things? Are you an ironically self hating redditor?

>>38916027
>the US flag was actually moving for a reason

captcha: s.llo MOSCOW

>>38916493
Nigger everyone was excited for the fappening back in 2014. /r9k/ was no exception.

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This might sound 'paranoid' and I am not sure this theory exists elsewhere because I created it. But I am 100% certain, after many years of research, that the Greenland ice sheet and the Antarctic ice sheet are the same ice sheet, and that is can 'drill' through the earth to get to the other side.

First of all the flag - The flag SHOWS a white row (the ice sheet) on a red row (the earths magma crust) and has a MIRROR IMAGE in the fucking middle. This is what peaked my suspicion actually and the more I thought the more it makes sense.

If you think about it nobody lives in Greenland or Antarctica. Nobody other than Scientists ever visits them and the locals of Greenland look EXACTLY the same as people from Mongolia. I think that Greenlanders are just Mongolians that have been paid to go on camera and pretend. I think that it drills through the earth once a day and this is what changes night to day - ice reflects sunlight so the ice sheet reflects the sun in one part of the world. Icebergs are just the result of bits cracking as it moves through the centre of the earth. There is no reason for me to think that there are 2 ice sheets. It doesn't make sense. Have you ever stood in the middle of two fridges? It is incredibly cold. Yet most of the earth is warm.

I don't think it is wrong for the government to lie about this. I think the idea of an ice sheet drilling the earth each day would scare people. It scared me.

>>38916493
You're either a newfag or pretending to be one. The entire site was going apeshit, I remember 8gag even shilled on my homeboard of /m/.

>>38916552
I've been here since 09 and don't recall because I probably censored no-fap threads, or ignored them, as I do all nineteen fifty tier propaganda threads. Retardation. Not everyone looks up the newest stupid meme. Maybe redditors do, and come here to bother me about how I must be from reddit ironically, because I'm not in the know about what other websites do?

>>38916594
My post >>38916667 I forgot to link you too.

>>38916667
Yeah dude, I've been here since '01 and I also totally missed out on one of this site's biggest happenings.

>>38915411
He got killed by corrupt people. The thing about those sorts of people is that they look out for each other, because they all know they are well prepared to stab each other in the back. They all watch each others backs so no-one can stab theirs.

That's where all these snidy deals come from. And why actual good, noble leaders are quickly taken down.

>>38916740
You know what, if you think that something called the fappening was so great then that's your problem. Literally I ignored it.

>>38916850
Nigger I've never seen a single of these threads yet I know it happened because guess what, it was fucking huge and unmissable. moot went as far as to implement reporting of DMCA content for a while, you can't have missed that.

>>38908232
>I feel as though I've been there before, perhaps at a young age, and it was a place unlike any other on earth.
Details please. Do you have any memories or it's just a feeling?

>>38909357
I think this is much closer to the truth. the level of attraction a guy can have towards an average woman is much higher than that of a woman towards the average guy. if you're a below average guy no one will ever love you unless you provide enough material/social benefits to make it worth their while, and they will resent you for having to settle.

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>tfw you're schizo and all your fears are being reaffirmed

>>38916897
Seeing everything screencapped from reddit must have been like cliff notes for you. I dropped out myself, as I am the type to take a break from life, and don't always autistically take everything seriously on inane websites. Caring about celebrity nudes? SERIOUSLY THOUGH

There is a reason I ignored it the same way I do those stupid magazines at the checkout line, as you should have, but you were too much of a horny kid to do so apparently, devoid of taste. Only idiots worship celebrities. Do you watch reality tv as well dumb ass? Fuck off.

>>38917369
It's pretty fun being insulted in a way that's completely untrue. Try calling be a virgin next time, that will actually sting.
But there's no reason to get so defensive, it's okay to miss important milestones in your favourite website's history. Just don't get so pissy when someone calls you out on it.

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>>38908232
All the old baby-booming fucks involved in the US government (democrats, republicans, all their rich fuck friends) are deliberately taming us young, intelligent, capable men so we don't subvert them. They're killing our male instinct to change shit for the better by killing our self-esteems through mass media, porn, entertainment and advertisement so that we stay all depressed and do jack shit all day instead of working to change this country (and the world) for the better. Young, discontent men like us have always been the force of change throughout history. They wised up to this and decided to kill our vigor with underhanded psychological tactics.

>>38917431
>caring about your virginity
Again, being that autistic to take this website so seriously is what should sting. You hate yourself for not being here sooner, I guarantee it, that you are projecting.

And now I inform you that I'm twenty eight.

>>38917637
I don't think I'm the one projecting here. You've been doing nothing but trying to insult me in various ways, all of that hitting off-mark.
Getting so worked up is pretty embarassing for a twenty-eight year old. Since you're so eager to announce it, you must be pretty proud to have made it this far.

>>38916820
i think if we paid people of power shitty wages there would be more people looking to make a better world in those positions. the problem with that is powerful people decide their own paycheck.

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>>38917754
No matter how many times newfaggots make that double reddit spacing insult, it won't become true.

That's what's pissing me off. I see it every day and it's one of the dumbest things that this place comes up with.

it's not even a meme, you fuckers actually believe it. Like that roastie bullshit.

STOP IT

ree

>>38917828
You already lost all your credibility when you pretended not to know what gypsy gronk and the fappening were. Stop damage controlling and fuck off, newcunt.

>>38917828
It may be reddit or not, this type of post formatting just genuinely pisses me off.
Look at this garbage post for an example: >>38915508
It takes up a fuckton of space for absolutely no reason. It's ugly and I don't like it, so I shitpost every time it appears in front of me. It's that simple.

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Let's see...
>John Wayne Gacy had accomplices.
>The political elite of the Western World are genuine pedophiles
>Occult symbols are intentionally placed
>there is a homosexual/LGBT agenda being pushed by the (((Elite))).
>Bin Laden died before 2011

>>38917916
>>38917931
You know what i figured it out. Why it makes you guys mad is you're all phone posters with tiny screens.

Faggots. That must be it.

Now I know.

Everyone that's an oldfaggot hates phone posters.

Stop

using

your

cellphone

normies own phones only

>>>/out/

>>38918005
>normies
It's normalfags, you normalfag.

>>38917828
Your formatting just sucks ass, every sentence doesnt need to be a new paragraph. It makes you look dull and uneducated, as if you never learned to format correctly or have trouble seeing.

The only time a new paragraph is needed is when you introduce a new idea or change subjects, like this one. I started to talk about when you needed a new paragraph instead of you looking like a retard so I made one.

>>38908281
>it's composition is strange.
Are you retarded? There's more proof that the moon is composed of the same crap the Earth is and that the moon probably used to be part of Earth.
Fucking tinfoil ignorant conspirators.

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>>38918005
My phone has a bigger res than my PC and is vertical, how the fuck would that make sense? I only use Clover when I'm on the shitter but I know it's a much bigger visual problem on PC

>>38918005
Fuck you, I use an old-ass CRT monitor with a garbage resolution. Most modern phones can probably fit more text on the screen than I do.

>>38918171
>CRT
>bad resolution
I hope you mean a tv monitor anon.

>>38908232
>ITT: Conspiracies you believe.
>Women don't orgasm
This one seems likely
>There is likely a hidden continent
You are crazy
>There is a small group of people controlling the world.
This is true but not the way you think

I don't think civillians on UA flight 93 forced the plain to crashland. Pretty sure usaf shot it down.

>>38908502
Wet pussy =/= orgasm

>>38908811
Tell me more about Neil degrasse Tyson's black space program.
Bump for info about finder's cult.

>>38909665
Lol, these guys crash landed their colony ship in australia and disguised the remains as ares rock. This is why Australia has more reptiles than any other continent.

>>38911181
OMG, I'm a qt pi grill too

The supposed death of Bin Laden was only a publicity stunt to get Obama another term in office. There is no way that the most elite pilots in the US military would crash a helocopter without taking fire.

>>38911887
>There are cures for terminal illnesses
This doesn't compute. Big pharm could make a killing if they had cures for terminal disease. It's stuff like malaria that only plagues poor countries that wouldn't be profitable.

>>38912024
The true leaders are the ones who hire lobbyists.

>>38913279
You would think so until you saw how many spycam vids end up on PH.

>>38915880
This guy is patrician

>>38916200
I was on reddit in 2010.

I believe Chester Bennington was murdered. I'm not sure what to call the group but lets just say I think they're like the illuminati but set in the music and media industries. My theory is that every major generation needs a "Kurt Cobaine". The idea derives from Elvis Presley. Even though he died decades ago up until recently he was still one of the most valuable musicians of all time. Even up until 2015 or 16, whenever he was finally surpassed he was still making money off his music.
I feel like every time one of these major musicians die or are killed its by a group trying to profit from it just like how much the Presley Estate or whoever runs that ship has been able too.

>>38918212
It's my fault for being blind, I can't utilize its full potential without having to lean in to see the small letters. Plus running it at higher resolutions sacrifices a lot of movement smoothness. The difference between 85Hz and 60Hz is bigger than it seems.

>Insecure i didnt please the woman i fucked a while ago
>she's called me back to fuck multiple times
>still insecure if she's been comin around just to fuck or just likes the attention i give her

>>38918372
Are you really that paranoid over your ego to call that a conspiracy?
normie reeeee pls go and no return

The only """conspiracy theories""" I believe in involve Jews, the DNC, or pizza.

>>38908377
moon landing 100%
Atlantis? what makes you think that?

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>mainstream media openly lies to you, is told to do so by government
>ruling elites (not 1%, I'm talking 0.00001% or something) actively discourage people getting too united or informed of global socioeconomics - this is why you have things like governments that support massive inflows of unskilled and divisive refugees, and the wars/policies that create them (even when the overwhelming majority of the population openly disapproves).
>Some massacres, both domestic and abroad, are false flags to make the general populace open to increasing imperial (abroad) and police-state (domestic) actions
>BLM is related to this; funded by the global elites to make one side more supportive of government oversight/nannying/thought-crimes, while the other side is more supportive of the police state and violent/militarized police
>Tech is at the point where a reasonable-quality video transmission of a celebrity (for instance, Julian Assange) can be 100% generated in an office. If you can make a fake video of Julian Assange telling everyone he's ok, it doesn't matter that you had him killed six months ago.
>For that matter, elites murder even in first-world nations all the time. Take, for example, the extraordinary amount of people who committed suicide mere days before they were scheduled to testify against Hillary Clinton.
>9/11 was a false flag in the sense that we allowed it to happen. Although it was actual Taliban who hijacked the planes, the elites knew of the plan and maintained the security weaknesses to allow it.
>9/11 gave a "just cause" to continuing to pursue exactly what First World powers have been doing since the end of WWI; intentionally destabilizing Middle Eastern nations to create a legitimate-power vacuum that allows foreign powers to almost entirely control the oil-rich region with minimal military casualties (the huge military expense would have been spent anyway, so it's barely relevant.)
I could go on but my tinfoil hat is getting itchy.

>>38917539
Pretty sure that "baby boomer fucks" actually resent us for being such lazy and entitled zombies. It's the Jews who want to see the young white male neutered, in debt, and enslaved to mindless consumption. Baby boomers maybe don't care about you changing the world, but they would be fine to see you work manual labor if it meant providing for a wife and kids rather than being a bachelor addicted to the internet, something they can't even understand.

>>38915968
they use a machine called Haarp and they manipulate it with sound

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>>38920392
>thread about to die
pls no this is one of the rare "meaningful content/input" threads

>>38918038
I love how this triggers the brainlet shills. Do some research, there's more to the theory. See how far the rabbit hole goes.

>>38908232
>no way humans are still THIS primitive
Why dont you invent teleportation then? There is no way YOU can be so primitive as to not figure that out, right?

>>38908517
So why would Nicole's blood be in O.J.s Bronco?

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>Trump and his team are actually encouraging and feeding into the Russia controversy so that he can push through more legislation that benefits coal corporations and bankers et al

>The modern SJW movement was socially engineered to distract and divide the former members of Occupy Wall Street (there's an infograph about this but I can't find it)

>Richard Spencer is a fake person created by Liberals

>The Soviet Union could have survived

>>38908811
>Known cures, prevention methods, and treatments for diseases are supressed, patented, obscured, hidden, etc. for the sake of profit or population culling.


undeniably
Cuba came up with a fucking VACCINE FOR LUNG CANCER and USG tried to cover it up as fast as they could.

>>38921552
>Russia
I have similar theories.
>divide OWS
Wasn't OWS a result of several years of SJW shit getting more and more mainstream, that ultimately the elites decided was harmful and nixed in favor of the more easily-manipulated BLM?
>Richard Spencer is a fake person created by Liberals
explain
>Soviets dindu nuffin
Agree to some extent, I don't think they could have achieved competitive living standards to the West within just a few generations (no rich lands, much larger population than oil-rich Saudis and it's much harder to extract, don't really control any strategically/economically important territory). But I believe that their downfall was because of (((certain))) elements in the West that could not allow for any major nation to exist outside established global banking. That doesn't mean I don't believe the Soviet-era (and present, as well) government is corrupt or that Russia has ever been a good place to live for the common man.

Hollywood stars and musicians only get their big break after they fuck the people in charge, especially if they're young. Once they get passed around enough, they get their big break.

>>38911270
t. summerfag who trips on benadryl way too much

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>>38921664
>tfw no e-gf
FUCKING CAPITALIST NORMANS KEEPING US FROM ATTAINING THE PERFECT 2D WAIFUS WE ARE ENTITLED TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38921966
I never thought there was anything sexual, although recent redpills have started me hmmmm-ing about pedophelia in the music industry.

I have believed for many years that, especially before it became possible to market yourself to a global audience for free, the elites only chose musicians they felt would not endanger their power. Even the 'rebellious' musicians of the 60's sang vague songs about destroying "the system," and largely kept their anti-rich crusades against elected officials and those who drive nice cars, not the global banking elite and CERTAINLY nothing specific. For that matter, I believe "rich against poor" being constantly reclassified as "lower-middle and lower class vs. upper-middle class" is a psyop to keep anyone from naming the real enemy. As in 0.000001%, not 1%.

>>38921960

russian oligarchs helped keep trump afloat during the 90s and now he has to pay them back by undermining USA international presence

>>38921960
OWS was a pretty basic "fuck the Bankers" protest, until it was co opted by what we now call SJWs, who identified as condiments and started pushing shit like the progressive stack.

>>38921966
>>38922136
The entertainment business in nearly all aspects is run by pedophiles and perverts, and anyone who speaks out against it is usually immediately disowned by those in charge.

>>38922160
Sounds a little hypothetical to me. I know he has business ties in Russia, but for over a decade I and most other Americans have felt that America's international presence should be smaller.

It's possible that Trump really is /theirguy/, but it doesn't make much sense to rally behind a clown of a businessman who was publicly involved with you instead of just making a donation to the Clinton Foundation as they'd been doing for decades.

>>38922218
Wasn't the original intent, before the fags got together at their Grand Faggot Council and publicly stated something along the lines of "We have decided that, first, the government should forgive and repay all our college debt," something along the lines of "blah blah GM bailout/big-banking bailouts etc."? Or am I mixing them up?

God, I forgot that, OWS was so fragmented by the time it got mainstream that I couldn't even tell what they wanted even before the melanins started shouting in ebonics.

>>38908232
>Women don't orgasm and feel absolutely no attraction towards men
This isn't even a conspiracy theory. Roasties (they don't even deserve to be called women) are attracted to status, nothing more

>>38908811
I agreed with 75% of this

>>38908232
>women cant orgasm

if women couldnt orgasm why would they be such whores? they dont give a shit about using sex to control Men, they just give a shit about how fun it is

>>38922348
To my memory, the college debt was something that the nonbinary progressives pushed for. Occupy was just a response to the wallstreet bailout, initially, then it became some unfocused "movement" that then resulted in the Social Justice Crowd and Antifa we have today.

>>38909179
idiot snobby intj

why is this better than shit on /x/ it took one raid to ruin a board forever.

>>38923216
/x/ is polluted with highschoolers roleplaying or trying to bait people into writing a scenario for their DnD campaigns or whatever. I browse it about once a year and don't miss anything. It can't hold a candle to the conspiracy theories of uncontrolled autists.

>>38923216
Because all containment boards are shit idiot. No one wants to be forced to go to one. R9k doesn't suck as one of them because it made itself come here. No one ever nuked lonely loser threads on other boards the way they would a lgbt thread, soc one, pol one, or x. Topics get moved to places where culture stagnates, because there's no crossover. Why not delete /x/? Delete /pol/, /lgbt/, /soc/, all of those shitholes.

>>38923216
What board raided /x/? When was this?

>>38908232
If women don't orgasm then why do they masturbate?

>>38908232

>Used to think a secret group were behind evils in the world, always unsure who or questioned facts.

>now fairly confident it's the Jews.
>run the banks
>invented communism
>invented feminism
>push for 3rd world immigration
>are behind pornography, hate speech laws, holohoax myth, degeneracy in movies

And that's just scratching the surface, haven't even touched on Jewish ritual murder yet

>>38908816
>celebrity gets plastic surgery

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>>38908232
>theres a conspiracy to shill bullshit and minor conspiracies to make us all focus on golden eggs and normal eggs, whilst taking our eyes off the (((golden goose))) who lays the golden eggs!

The US gov't uses several large boards (ie /k/ /pol/ /v/ even here) as a medium to recruit military personnel. /Military Enlistment General/ on /k/ is practically suspect, and it seems whenever someone asks what to do with their lives on this board, the military comes up.

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>>38908232
Your theories sound completely plausible but your logic behind them makes me think you have brain damage.

>>38924804
Well it is a pretty comfy setup if you can tolerate sleeping around noisy chads and have other chads yelling at your face during boot camp. The best form of welfare America has to offer is in the military.

>>38916560
So the earth has an ice center?

>>38924301
Jewish Ritual Murder anon? Im intrigued.

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>>38924216
/b/ raided /x/ back in 07 or 08 because /b/ was the only board that wasn't up for whatever reason/ so /b/ went to /x/. It's where "Is this paranormal?" came from

>>38925255
I was on /b/ at that time but I don't remember any such raid. I always thought /x/ was retarded back then so maybe that's why. Thanks for the info anon

>>38918038
the moon is made of cheese you fucking nigger.

>HIV and crack were both experiments in culling undesirable populations, i.e. gay men and black men, and there will be more to come.

Is 9/11 even a conspiracy at this point? It's agreed it was an inside job, right?

Most gay people weren't born that way

>>38925528
>can you give me some of that disease you guys invented?