Femanons and trapanons would you date a NEET?

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Gaybot here, I would def date one if he at least showered before we cuddled and watched anime. I don't mind paying for him as long as he gives something in return.

>>34034893
>I don't mind paying for him as long as he gives something in return.
l-like what?

where the fuck should we stay at? i dont want him to fuck me while his parents listsen

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>>34034904
Let's me headpat him, kiss him, hug him, cuddle, does some house chores, maybe let's me dress him up in my cute clothes, etc.

>>34034893
Post location. Preemptive original words.

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>>34034948
Depressing midwest. Specifically IL.

>>34034933
are you a trap or would you want him to be a trap?
asking for a friend

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>>34034965
Both. I'm mostly gay so they don't need to trap, but hey it's a cute thing to do.

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>>34034865
Uh not really no, that would just be settling.

>>34034865
My boyfriend is a 17 year old who's done with highschool. I don't mind at all.

>>34034980
are you a top bottom or a nintendo switch?

>>34034985
>Uh not really no, that would just be settling.
what?

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>>34035006
>tfw no 17 year old bf
how did you find him?

actually since I am a boy I have a feeling I wouldn't get the same reaction as you if I tried to contact high schoolers...

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>>34035019
Mostly bottom, but I don't mind switching esp since my dick is chad tier.

>>34034980
I'm a 5'6 twink neet with nothing better to do

>>34035042
when can i move in with you?
origami
you sound to good to be true actually
are there any special requirements?

>>34034893
>>34034933

Why can't women be this awesome.

My life would be so much simpler if I were gay. Damn genes.

>>34035042
Would you been interested in having a harem?

>>34035029
It means I would just be settling for less when I can get more

>>34034980
I'm a 5'7' twink neet who is cuter than that other LOSER choose me

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>>34035042
Can I get in on this action? I'm kinda horny right now

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>>34035045
Sound cute. Got any pics (doesn't have to be face). You post pic, I'll post pic.

>>34035055
Only thing is don't be 250lbs+.

>>34035065
Gay is nice, but fuck flaming faggots.

>>34035067
"Yes"

>>34035072
Sound cute. Got any pics (doesn't have to be face). You post pic, I'll post pic.

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>>34035086
Lewd, but I'll accept you.

>>34035039
On Facebook oddly. We were both using fake names. He's pretty gruff looking to be so young. A lot of people say he's ugly but I think his gruffness and virgin boyishness play perfectly off each other.

>>34035088
I'm the 5'6 one

By pic do you mean nude or what be specific pls

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>>34035088
>Only thing is don't be 250lbs+.
what if your tall?
don't like thicc?

>>34035088
>"Yes"
how many people can you support anon? i'm interested would you pay for my hrt if i decided to transition?

>>34035122
that image is fucking disgusting please delete it

there's nothing attractive about an obese hon

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>>34035118
Any pic lewd or not.

>>34035122
Idk dude I'm 6'. Thicc is fine since I like some meat just not like obese tier.

>>34035138
I can support a decent amount, but I'm not letting you fuck with HRT. It's a meme just stay a cute male.

>>34035088
umaru poster location requested

you really don't like HRT? Why? It can make boys cuter

>>34035088
No, dude. Seriously if a girl offered:

>Let's me headpat him, kiss him, hug him, cuddle, does some house chores, maybe let's me dress him up in my cute clothes, etc.

I'd die of elation. Except I know that would never happen. Feels batman.

>>34035151
>I'm not letting you fuck with HRT. It's a meme just stay a cute male.
but you will age as a male
why can't i get HRT?

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>>34035151
I'm 6'1 and like 260
how fat is that?

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>>34035162
Northern Illinois. Don't fuck with HRT. You'll hate yourself when you're 25+. Plus I said I was gaybot so I don't want a female """bf""". I just want males to dress cute with.

>>34035168
Girls only want Chad rip.

>>34035171
Not a bad thing to age that way.

>>34035183
6'1 might curb it then.

>>34035187
Oh nice dick senpai. Looks a lot like mine. Here's pic like I promised.

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>>34035213
Fuck phone rotating reeeeeeeeee.

>>34035213
>6'1 might curb it then.
thanks most morons think that weight is morbidly obese i guess there just manlets
you can see ribs at 160 at 6'1

>>34035213
>Not a bad thing to age that way.
but then i couldn't be cute anymore
i want to stay cute forever i knew there was a catch
what do you hate so much about HRT? i would still be a boy anon

>>34035213
>You'll hate yourself when you're 25+.
Did you fall for the "traps hit the wall" meme?

Just a reminder that pizza is 25. She looks fine.
The fact of the matter is that everyone is gonna get old, anon. Chasing the innocence cuteness of youth isn't gonna last for anyone, not women, not boys, not traps.

Sure, traps will got old, they aren't gonna be as cute as they once were, but everyone will regardless of HRT, and traps don't age especially faster or slower than others.

>>34034985
>>34035069
Because, like every other roastie, you only want chad

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>>34035235
Question is if you're fine with me being 115lbs an 6'.

>>34035252
Because HRT fucks guys and dicks up big time.

>>34035253
Mhm, but the difference is HRT leaves bad effects behind. Disgusting tits and broken dick.

>>34035270
>Question is if you're fine with me being 115lbs an 6'.
holy shit are you a literal skeloton? post pics that sounds so weird

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>>34034865
Gaybot here, no one cares how you live if your dick is tasty enough

>>34035270
>Because HRT fucks guys and dicks up big time.
only certain types anon lots of people say it has no effect on the dick you just have to keep using the dick

>>34035270
Can i get a email? will this offer still be available in a year or 2?

>>34035320
There is no offer dumbshit he knows fully well that nobody from here would ever take him up on the fag fantasties he's posted

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>>34035293
Skelly from waist up. Butt and thighs have some meat.

>>34035307
Still not looking for a trans bf.

>>34035320
Maybe if I'm still alive I'll make a throwaway real quick.

Shit why isn't there ever anyone in California like this. Why are all the traps in the Midwest and South?

>>34035223
Cute hamsterposter

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>>34035320
[email protected]

>>34035346
Haven't meet a single trap here in midwest on 4chan.

>>34035354
Thanks I'm just picked a random folder from my /c/ folder.

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>>34035346
>Shit why isn't there ever anyone in California like this.
h-hey anon I'm in California...

>>34035378
different guy but just to entertain the idea what would you think about someone with mental disorders? i have bipolar disorder and used to cut and bruise myself like a fag because of it.

would that be a deal breaker?

>>34035378
Dumb umaru poster. unoriginal

>>34034933
>>34034893
life would be so much easier if I was both gay and had no shame

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>>34035438
All fags have something like that. I have bipolar depression so we might make a good couple.

>>34035452
rude desu.

>>34035378

That show is an insult to anime as an artform and you should be shot in the street like the degenerate you are for liking it.

>>34034865
Trapanon, I am a NEET. A 27 year old never had a relationship never had sex never leaves the house anymore except on extremely rare occasions NEET.

>>34035464
>All fags have something like that
not me though

>>34035462
you can learn to be gay
you can train yourself to be gay

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>>34035470
>anime as an artform

>>34035422
Oh yeah? North or south? What do you even like?

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>>34035261
Guilty as charged, unless you have terrific things to compensate for lack of financial safety and basic providence (which most of /r9k/ don't, lets be real), then i'm not interested.

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>>34035462
Be surprised at how desperate people can get.

>>34035470
I don't like the show either, but it does have cute charters.

>>34035485
Then why are you here? Got to have a mild form of something.

>>34035331
Holy shit you should put on 50 pounds anon

>>34035464
that makes me happy to hear that you would accept me, unfortunately i'm not gay

i have masochistic tendencies so i'd probably let you molest me a few times. but i think it might be a bad idea to keep up something like that, even though i really want to go

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>>34035511
Wish I could, but I can never hold the weight. I'll gain like 20-30 lbs but depression will tank it back down soon enough.

>>34035550
Sorry about that mate. Wouldn't want to molest someone either since I know first hand it's hell.

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>umaruanon will never take your virginity because you're a bong

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>>34035605
We can all dream right? :(

>>34035567
i'm sorry to hear that umaruposter, i hope you lead a happy life from now on

>>34035567
post face or I will kill myself

>>34034865
Trapanon here! Would love to date a NEET if he was willing to improve himself and his situation :) Even better if I could help him on the way!

>>34035725
>Trapanon here!
Are you cute?

>>34035494
>Oh yeah? North or south?
North, oakland area

>What do you even like?
you know, uh, posting on /r9k/, and... o-other stuff too

pretty much all I do is post on 4chan and watch anime music videos on youtube my life is pathetic

I'm trans. I'm dating a neet guy.

>>34035567
>Wish I could, but I can never hold the weight. I'll gain like 20-30 lbs but depression will tank it back down soon enough.
i can never lose weight i stay at 260 then i get bitched at to lose weight

>>34035725
>Trapanon here! Would love to date a NEET if he was willing to improve himself and his situation :) Even better if I could help him on the way!
but what if he wants to stay a neet?

>>34035747
Well, I'm somewhat short for an AMAB (5'7") and Asian, and people regularly call me cute. I'm also a tranny and everyone thinks I was born a girl. So maybe? :P

>>34035802
>but what if he wants to stay a neet?
Probably not, then. I'd be his friend and try to help him climb out of that, first!

>>34035783
>I'm dating a neet guy.
post pics of his cock

>>34035822
How old were you when you started transitioning? what state are you from?

>>34035764
Oh not bad, I'm in SF. Here's a throwaway if you like we could discuss things more there.

[email protected]

>>34035822
>Probably not, then. I'd be his friend and try to help him climb out of that, first!
what if he likes it?

>>34035824
it's pretty big. I mean it makes me feel really full. But I can't post his dick or he would get upset, as he browses this board.

>>34035942
>not posting his dick in the hopes of inciting him into hatefucking you into a stupor
You know what you gotta do anon, show us that stinky neet dick.

>>34035961
unfortunately we don't have hate sex really. When I make him upset in any way he usually cries then I hug him and stroke his hair and tell him nice things. and this happens a lot.

>>34035605
Where in bongland anon? :3

I need a bf too...

>>34035979
>unfortunately we don't have hate sex really. When I make him upset in any way he usually cries then I hug him and stroke his hair and tell him nice things. and this happens a lot.
tfw nobody to do that to me
only thing i hate about being a neet

>>34035979
Are you a neet to?
does he plan to stay a neet forever?

>>34035838
18, but I was still extremely feminine by then (regularly got mistaken for a girl even with short hair).
I'm in Cali.

>>34035887
I'd still be friends with him! But having motivation is a huge turn on for me, so probably no relationship unless he finds ambition :(

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>>34034865
I'm not really much of a trap, more like a smooth insecure gayboy on hormones i guess but I wouldn't date a chad or massive normie.

i just want someone like me, not completely hopeless, takes care of themself a bit, is clean and just wants to live their life out together without being bothered much. Maybe go on roadtrips or something but im not fussy, idc about money

>>34036032
I'm not a neet, I have money
>does he plan to stay a neet forever?
no, he doesn't. I wouldn't mind at all if he did because he has no education and wouldn't make much. I can take care of him.
>>34036026
sorry! you'll find someone someday
>>34035822
wow we actually have a lot in common. everything single thing you said in that post, I'm the exact same. same height, I'm asian too, and from cali. and everyone thinks I'm a cute cis girl.

>>34036167
How old are you anon? i agree and like everything you said

Do traps generally stay in the closet? I'm prison closet gay but like to give affection and have been thinking about finding someone to try this out with. Not sure if most traps would be into a discreet relationship, or rather, everyone would just think we're just friends with no homo. It doesn't even have to be lewd honestly I just like to give affection.

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>>34036300
20, i started just before my 20th birthday so I'm not that feminine i think so don't get your hopes up !

That feel when Oakland trapanon doesn't respond.

>>34036321
For most traps that are on hormones, it becomes virtually impossible to stay in the closet due to the changes. You might be able to explain boobs as gyno, but you can't hide the soft skin, long hair, ass, and hips. Fortunately, a good number of traps are trans girls and live fully as women.

The rest depends.

>>34036167
Why do you say that your not that much of a trap?
original

>>34036330
What exactly do you want from a boyrfriend? i'm clean but i'm a neet with bux

>>34036366
Well I mean there's probably a point where you pass, and any point before that doesn't really matter. Not every guy naturally has super masculine features. And some guys just have fat bubble butts without even trying. I'd figure before they pass they might stay in the closet until they can pass and still fool people otherwise.

Thanks for the response though, good to keep in mind.

>>34036450
*boyfriend damn it sorry for my awful grammar

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So any other British neets here? I rarely browse here but I'm bored
> 6'1
> Scottish
> around 11 stone
> long hair
> ginger
> glasses
> chad tier dick? (Is 7" chad tier?)
> bi

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>>34036366
>started taking hormones while living at home
>wearing skinny jeans and jeggings lately
>mum starts talking about how my skins looking really nice
>mentions my hair is looking really nice
>asking why Im growing my hair so long
>I complain that my old jeans don't fit properly anymore and she mentions that she thinks my body is changing shape.

ive only been on them for 4 months, how the fuck am I meant to keep hiding it.

I just say that I'm too lazy to get a haircut and that I've just been losing weight lately, when I wear smaller shirts I'm not sure if i'm paranoid but i swear my chest is more prominent than before

what the fuck do i do eeeeeeeeeeee

>>34036437
i dont present as a girl or anything at all

>>34036513
thats my post so idk, i just look like some dumb emo hipster faggot atm

>>34036450
idk. just someone to keep company and someone to keep me company i guess.

>>34036330
Do you have a email anon?
original post

>>34036540
>idk. just someone to keep company and someone to keep me company i guess.
same you have a email? or anything like that?

>>34036513
The most commonly stated figure (that I've seen) is that you'll be able to hide it for about a year unless you were super masc. Given your post, though, you seem pretty twinkish.

How old are you?

>>34036513
>what the fuck do i do eeeeeeeeeeee
be my gf

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>>34034893
>showered
>Not wanting a smug, unwashed NEET to please and serve

>tfw no gf (male) in ny

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>>34036541
>>34036553
Sorry, I don't want to be a tease or anything and lead people on. I'm way too anxious to give out emails and stuff

>>34036559
20, I started 2 years later than I was going to because I spent a long while stressing over it, I was under the impression it'd take way longer for some of these changes to affect me. I flinched really hard when my family member accidentally bumped against my chest coz of how sore it's been lately.

idk if I'm that twinkish? I'm kinda tall (5'10 or 11) but skinny i guess? maybe if I just keep a tiny bit of stubble or gruff or something people won't notice straight away, but it also has always made me feel like shit going out with stubble so idk

i was really hoping i'd figure this whole trans thing out before the changes started, i dont want to tell people and then be like "lol no was just a phase haha"

sry for wall of text !!

>>34036617
>Sorry, I don't want to be a tease or anything and lead people on. I'm way too anxious to give out emails and stuff
so you don't want a bf?

>>34036636
I guess I do, but i really doubt anybody in this thread lives anywhere near me, and I always fuck up long distance relationships by being autistic and weird

i live in australia before you ask btw

>>34036652
But anon, I live in Australia too

>>34036617
You should be able to hide the changes for at least another 4-6 months.

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>>34036665
What state? there's no way you live anywhere near my state haha

>>34036652
I'm autistic and weird and like other people that are like that
but i'm a burgerstan so you would have to move here to be with me
i wish you luck anon

>>34036691
You first pls, there are so few people from my state on here I get recognised every time I mention it

>>34034865
Would any of you that have jobs/go to college have a neet bf?

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>>34036701
i'm telling you, 100% you don't live in [sp]tasmania[/sp]

Honestly no.
If a guy doesn't have a job, he's useless to me and can't give me anything I want.
So there's no reason for us to date.

>>34036717
It's true, unfortunately I live in the ACT

M-maybe you should just move up here and be my qt gf

Also you can spoiler by highlighting the text and hitting ctrl+s

>>34036726
>If a guy doesn't have a job, he's useless to me and can't give me anything I want.
not love and effection?

>>34036735
is your name jaye

>>34036741
A guy with a job and career can give me love and affection.
Why do I need some NEET?

Anything he can't give me, someone else can.
This is how the world works.
You're supposed to be the best you can be so you have a lot to offer and other people want to be around it.

It's not about just being a ''special snowflake''

>>34036752
No, not at all

And I doubt you'd guess who I am either since I don't know any Tasmanians

Who's jaye?

>>34036759
>You're supposed to be the best you can be so you have a lot to offer
women ust offer their used vaginas, kek

>>34036735
dope

sincerly, thanks :)

>>34036763
>Who's jaye?

just some friend I used to know back when I lived in Adelaide, he lives in ACT types really similarly to you i guess

>>34036759
>Why do I need some NEET?
he can give you more love and effection since he will have unlimited free time
i don't see how having a job makes you better other than money anyway
in the end it all returns to nothing

If he's ok with being a househusbando, yes. I like being the breadwinner. If he literally wants to sit at home and do nothing, no.

>>34036771
No problem anon

>>34036775
Will jaye be my qt bf?

>>34036789
What would the househusbando do then?
i wish i was a househusbando i think

>>34036789
I'd do all the chores and cook and stuff, please marry me

yes but they need to have good hygiene and be cute

>>34036789
>tfw no hardworking gf to comfort and pamper when she gets home after a long day

>>34036866
>and be cute
what in your opinion is cute? chadthundercock?

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>>34034865

I am a NEET but I am not that bad.

>Have been told I was cute and handsome by girls IRL
>Workout at home doing push ups/sit ups/jogging
>Spend most of my time playing vidya (CS:GO, Rocket league, overwatch, used to be big into WoW)
>take classes online just to keep somewhat engaged in learning
>Hang out with friends a few days a week, but ultimately find hanging out draining
>Have had sex with 7 women
>Still refuse to get job because work fucking sucks. A NEET life is 10x more fulfilling.

Pic related its my body. Still haven't had a GF because every woman I've fucked is some normie basic bitch. I can't hide myself for that long. Still no femanons will probably date me because I'm not in the top 20% of every category in life.

>>34036911
Why not become a model? You'd be a Chad if not for your lack of ambition.

>>34034893
I'd do the same. I have money to spare, but no bf. Be my bf and I'll spare some money.

>>34036882
attractive to me
why would you date someone you aren't attracted to

>>34036837
Take care of our kid(s), do chores around the house, run errands etc. He can do whatever he wants with whatever time he has left after all that, and I'll pay for anything he needs of course.

>>34036858
How many kids do you want anon?

>>34036881
The dream tbqh. Is fugging a part of this comfort and pampering or no?

>>34036949
because i'm ugly and feel sorry for ugly people
we deserve love to

>>34036735
ignore this guy, come to adelaide and be MY qt gf

>>34036955
>How many kids do you want anon?
That is up to you to decide, I don't know how many we can afford. I'd like two, a boy and a girl.

>>34036949
>attractive to me
yeah but what is attractive to you?

>>34036911
>body like that just from pushups and situps

literally what. get the fuck off my board you failed normie-chad fucking shit

>>34036956
it would be an unhealthy relationship

you can't date people out of pity

>>34036955
>Take care of our kid(s)
tfw hate kids
are you a girl (female)?

am grill
cannot be with neet for I am neet and want to be taken care of

>>34034893
I would never get with a faggot. I am looking for girls. Fags need to literally kill themselves

>>34036955
Five kids is the bare minimum

>>34036150
Are you still here? What city are you in?

>>34036985
>tfw no neet fembot to take care of
post skype desu

>>34036963
I clear 6 figures so we should be able to afford 2 kids.

>>34036977
>tfw hate kids
Oh...

>are you a girl (female)?
Yes. I'm not sure who would be the childbearer otherwise.

>>34036989
I hope you have a high sperm count, there's going to be a lot of work to do.

I'm going to be a physician but I'm a social failure. Be my gf and endure my long work hours and we'll be a happy couple.

>>34037066
Can you post a throwaway? I'm very interested.

>>34037066
>there's going to be a lot of work to do
Nah, huge families are easy so long as your kids are disciplined well. All the older kids help raise the younger ones, and then you have a huge family to support you when you're retired.

>>34035235
I'm 6'2 and 200lbs and I can definitely say that unless you're real muscular then you're more than just a bit chubby

>>34036789
Are you the tall danish girl?

>>34037066
>I clear 6 figures so we should be able to afford 2 kids.

what do you do anon

>>34035183
that fatass is still kindof cute since she is japanese

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>>34036923

TFW Face is only like a 6 or 7 probably at best.

Also last time the doctors office measured me I was 5'10 and half so that would also go against me.
No way in hell I can be a model. Also I am a man of principle and men doing things like going to the gym, "improving themselves" is really just a race to the bottom. They masquerade as doing these things "for themselves" when they actually are just doing them to crush pussy. Then every guy who wants any hope of getting laid has to go the gym. BUT, if all men go the gym you just end up on competing on genetics anyways, and you're back to where you started. Just a colossal waste of everyone's time. For health benefits you can just do minimal calisthenics and cardio.

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>>34037131
sure you are manlet :^)
but no i'm fat just not obese or anything
i guess strongfat

>>34037144
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. It's weird how if it was a white girl I'd be fucking appalled. It's surreal just to look at that pic. I normally hate landwhales but I guess her hair/face is really good and hair skin is perfectly fair. Amazingly surreal.

>>34037066
This would be the ideal relationship for me ;_;

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>>34037144
>that fatass is still kindof cute since she is japanese
she's really cute

>>34037144
something about that fatass's face retains it's cute even at those massive proportions

nihonjin magic

>>34036970

How am I a failed normie-chad? I had that same exact look to my body since 8th grade. I became quite well known for that. But ultimately, I refuse to participate in many aspects of normie culture. I find much of it repulsive and I blame it for destroying the world. I think about a lot of stuff, which probably works to my disadvantage biologically (not having as many sex partners due to my life style). But I am happier living a life on my own terms than conforming to the normies way of life.

>>34036911
>Still refuse to get job because work fucking sucks
what the fuck do you do all day

Although I agree that robots can exist anywhere on the spectrum of attractiveness you aren't a robot because you have had sex with 7 women.

>>34037089
I also accept gf (male).

>>34037089
>I'm going to be a physician but I'm a social failure. Be my gf and endure my long work hours and we'll be a happy couple.
location PLEASE
all the older relatives in my family are doctors and considering I am heading towards certain destruction my best bet is being picked up by a respectful human being

I am a work in progress I will require feminization

>>34037364
>I also accept gf (male).
would the boipussy get stretched?
what do you have to look like?

>>34037381
>>34037402
I accept twinks and traps,so all you have to do is be skinny and not be ugly. I live in Brazil ;_;

>>34037429
I would unironically be ok with getting out of the US, fuck this shithole Brazil is the future

Brazil has nationalized healthcare doesn't it? Are all doctors employed by the government?

Can you afford to live in Ipanema

>tfw you will never be the girl from ipanema

>>34037353

I was a virgin until 24 though. I thought I'd end up wizard. As for what I do all day I think I described it pretty well. Vidya, exercise, learn things online (sometimes I take free classes), read, ponder life, hang out with friends on friday and sat.

>>34037517
It does. Not all doctors work for the government though, there are plenty of private hospitals and clinics.
I don't live in Rio, so I don't know how expensive it is to live in Ipanema.

>>34037066
I'd like to have a family. That's my lifelong dream. Where are you from, anon?

>>34037660
>Where are you from, anon?
Pakistan, what about you?

>>34038105
The east coast of the US

I wanna drop out and become a neet trap

looking for qt neet e-gf (male)

>>34038105
This is not the original poster
>Pakistan
that gave me a good kek and that guy believed it

>>34038268
Would you like to become my neet trap? I'll shower you in affection and all the rainbow thigh highs you could want.

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>>34037066
Wow you sound like my dream girl. I'm a NEET. Pretty good genes posted earlier in thread, would be happy to help you pop out some kids and be a stay at home NEET dad.

I posted earlier in the thread. Pic related its me (similar to one I posted before).

>>34038325
he is an idiot who will not go far in life

I highly recommend you take him in and help him

>>34038325
>>34038964
Can't blame me for being gullible.

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>>34039150
>Can't blame me
I can and I will

>>34039166
Ok

Aabbccd

>>34035252
You won't be cute forever either way, friend, women age just like men do.

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>>34034865
My current bf was a NEET when I met him. But as we've gotten further and further into our relationship I've been doing my best to help him overcome his self doubt and anxiety and he was able to get a job. I'm so proud of him honestly he's working so hard so that he can come be with me in America one day. I can't wait for him to hold me for real and kiss him for the first time instead of just pretending on skype.

>>34039527
>I'm so proud of him honestly he's working so hard so that he can come be with me in America one day.
where is he from?

does he know you have a penis yet or is he in for a big surprise

6'3 and 134 rip

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>>34039746
He's from the UK. We met in a kik group thingy off of r9k and everyone thought I was a girl. It was so cute he used this secret admirer kik thing to tell me he had a crush on me but it displayed his user name still cause he didn't do it right~ after dating for a week i told him about me being a trap. I was really afraid he'd leave me, but he ended up staying luckily.

>>34039847
>He's from the UK. We met in a kik group thingy off of r9k and everyone thought I was a girl. It was so cute he used this secret admirer kik thing to tell me he had a crush on me but it displayed his user name still cause he didn't do it right~ after dating for a week i told him about me being a trap. I was really afraid he'd leave me, but he ended up staying luckily.

that's really cute honestly

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>>34039901
He just makes me feel so pretty and wonderful. I wanna be the best i can be for him since he's been working so hard at being the best he can be for me.

My dream is to take care of a neet guy/girl with my money.

I want them to be infatuated with me and worship me but I'm too ugly for you guys and you're all straight or desperate prison gay tops.

>Tfw no pale skinny neet so

How to get a fembot gf

>>34040093
>How to get a fembot gf
large anal insertions

they can tell and they WILL be impressed

>>34038335
Sorry anon but I already have a boyfriendo
UwU

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>>34036150
>18, but I was still extremely feminine by then (regularly got mistaken for a girl even with short hair).
can you post pics, asian trap anon
can you be my gf, asian trap anon

>>34040544
>Sorry anon but I already have a boyfriendo
I don't believe it

I know you hate me but you don't have to lie to my face like that

>>34040774
I-I don't hate you anon! I just already have a man in my life. We can still be friends though. Right?

>>34039978
Jokes on you. I'm tall, pale, skinny and a bi switch
> location?

>>34041015
California but originally this time

Ha, and that other anon above claimed there wasn't a lot of traps or fag enablers in California

>>34041037
Scotland, I posted earlier (>>34036507). Not many Scottish NEETS or traps for that matter either, that and I live in a junkie ridden shithole of a county

>>34041286
Add me on discord anyway, you never know.

John#4147

>>34035464
>>34035213
You seem cool, I wish I was gay and had the courage to do cute things.

I have a crush on a NEET, but I am too undesirable for him.

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>>34035478
lel not even a single (You)

Fuck my life.

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tfw too anxious to meet anyone even if they were in my area

>>34042343
What are you anxious about? I've met a few people from here. They were a bit strange but no serial killers.

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If I was smarter and braver I would catfish a neet a get him to meet him and then bash his head in. Worthless cockroaches.

>>34042449
Not afraid of any serial killers. Just anxious about meeting new people thats all

>>34039527
Is there anything wrong with being a neet if you get autism bux?

>>34041963
>I have a crush on a NEET, but I am too undesirable for him.
why are you undesirable anon?

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>>34042502
>If I was smarter and braver I would catfish a neet a get him to meet him and then bash his head in. Worthless cockroaches.
neet would beat you up bitch boi and rape that boi pussy

>>34042531
Well, i don't think there's anything wrong with being a NEET. And if you have some form of financial assistance i think that's good. Just with my boyfriends situation he wanted to start doing something since he got screwed out of being able to go to Uni last year

>>34042531
autism bux really isn't that much money and being NEET (for me at least) gets boring and incredibly depressing after a while