How do fat nu-males pull respectable pussy?

>>34130847
>How do fat nu-males pull respectable pussy?
he makes her feel extra

>>34130847
They pay for all her shit and get cucked anyway but they don't call her out on it because muh slut shaming

>respectable pussy

>>34130847
>Virgins call fashionable people "nu-males"

Let me guess, she should be with you because you're a "nice guy", despite insulting her girlfriend cattily and acting like a little cunt.

"Nice guys" are like fat chicks. They have absolutly nothing to offer, so they pretend like their worthless inner life isn't shit.

>>34130886
unexpectedly deep

Because they can actually talk to women unlike you losers

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>>34130847
>at supermarket
>fat guy with hot gf in checkout line ahead of me
>he puts his arm around her and kisses her on the cheek
>she cracks it at him and scolds him "DON'T TOUCH ME"
>he stood there looking completely humiliated

Feels good to be single, man.

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>>34130847
>just by being themselves, broham

jesus, that description sounds like she's talking about a son or someshit.
speakin of which, invoke her motherly instincts?
catch her when she's pumped, dumped, and pregnant from chad, and thus desperate?
get a major in STEM and get hired for an above-average wage?
don't jack off for a couple of weeks, eat a good amount of steak, and use your natural masculine instincts and prowess to awaken her never-truly-ever-gone primitive stupid feminine submissiveness?
have a sense of humor and a personality?
just rape her?

idk nigga, the possibilities are endless.
i feel like eating some elementary school cafeteria corn and pizza.

>>34130968
>don't jack off for a couple of weeks, eat a good amount of steak

this would solve the majority of the problems of most guys on this board

>>34130917
Go spam /qs, BBC-loving sub bastard.

>>34131025
>He took advice as an insult.

Obviously i love bbc, why would i hate my own dick?

Looks don't matter for men, men are visual while women are audiual. Tell a women a sweet story and she'll be mush in your flabby arms.

>>34131000
but then....what would they build/stagnate their life around, if not for their self-imagined problems?

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>>34130847
The truth is that these guys aren't a position you want to be in if you have any self respect. Typically the case is that the woman has him by the balls and he pretty much gets used as a doormat and MAYBE gets some pity pussy on occasion.There's a high probability of complicit cucking going on in such cases.

>>34130847
By being beta providers.

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Everyone's trying to shit on the fag in the pic, but no matter what arguments you come up with, he's still getting pussy, and you don't.

>>34131191
At least is virgins have the mental capacity to write a clear sentence.

>tfw u bee'd urself and got a qt 3.14 gf
it just werks

>>34131257
have you even tried it?

>>34131308
yeah man my gf is hella qt and respectable

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>>34130847
>How do fat nu-males pull respectable pussy?

jobs

>>34131332
dat hairline + horse gums

but hey, it's better than nothing

>>34131222
>at least is virgins
>clear sentence
>is virgins

When the national revolution comes, all numales who have stolen the women who rightfully belong to me will pay with their blood.

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>>34131361

Please stop. She's a wonderful woman.

>>34131387
>She's a wonderful woman.

it must be on the inside

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>>34131410

You wish you had a girl as pure as this.

>>34131435
why are her eyebrows so uneven?

though bonus points for non-fatty thighs

>>34131191
The whole "only pussy matters" is the most normie attitude you can possibly have. You are worshipping women.

>>34131492
you were put in this earth to eat and fuck. you can do both of those with pussy.

BTFO

>>34131510
>"you were put in this earth"
GTFO religious cuck

>>34131537
>religious
More like spiritual

Because they are simply the fashion. So they pull because they are fashionable. They are also the inevitable outcome of a generation of PC and feminism. We are too old or too autistic to have fallen in with them, but they are the norm now: sensitive men with nearly managed beards, moisturised skin and inoffensive ways. You could argue that women want alphas and all the rest, but that's only when they're ovulating. For their day to day, this is what they want. Men conditioned to be more like, and to defer to, women.

>>34130948
this. I'm an autistic robot, but acting like we are superior to "nu-males" is retarded. they are just normies who follow trends.

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>>34131537
>le ebin atheist maymay

>>34130847
id be so triggered if my gf couldn't even capitalize the first letter of my name

>>34130847
>that hair
>that makeup
>that constant need for validation
>respectable

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>>34131970
>>that hair
>>that makeup
>>that constant need for validation

>>34130847
By giving them betabux while more endowed alpha men pound their pussies while mr numale sits in a corner crying.

These guys may look like happy normies on the surface but deep down they're just as broken as any robot on this board. Numales just deal with it by trying to live the normie life unlike us.

>Green hair
DROPPED

>>34131980
Why do the worst girls have the best haircuts?

I hate the fact that we live in a time where looking like an anime character is becoming fashionable but only among intolerable cunts.

>>34130847
because they are there for the girls after chads toss them? they provide emotional support and are kind of in the right place in the right time. they don't mind the fact that chad went balls deep and creampied their ass. because they love them.

Some girls just want a nu-male. They just want someone to shower them with attention and affection and agree with their feminist ideas. (Probably the case with OP's pic)

Some girls are sluts, want alpha fucks and beta bux. Nu males provide the beta bux.

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>>34133516
>>34131970

This
Bangers are super sexy, although I hate dyed hair.

Nu-males are basically women themselves, so other women see them as easy and safe.

They do not repulse women like most robots do, but they'll still get cucked by Chads.

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what are the odds he's gotten laid?

>>34133700
actually quite high. I have known people like him and they often have some ugly gf who boss them around.

>>34133719
that's depressing on several levels

>>34130847
>respectable
>blue/green hair
i think we have different definitions of that word....

>>34130917
All these guys look the same

>>34131191
>that description

>he's getting pussy anyway

She's probably talking about how he pays for her school or some shit

>>34131332
>>34131387
With a bit of effort he could be a hipster chad, there are better examples of nu males around

>>34131980
She's cute so I don't really care

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They don't. There's so little out there they specialize and go for lower quality niche girls like gamer grrls, tumblrinas, one of the guys girls, etc.. It's a good tactic but I'm sure deep down they still want a proper gf. Pussy is pussy though.

>>34130847
They have a personality, can hold a conversation, and in some ways are relatable. Appearance isn't all or even most that matters unless you're hideous.

>>34134472
>proper gf

You mean a sterotypical stacy right? I'm really sure I don't want that, I just want a girl I have something in common with and can have a conversation going easily with

>>34130917
>he thinks being a numale is "fashionable"

KEK

>>34134640
Beards and thick-rimmed glasses and plaid shirts/flannels are definitely in fashion right now. But people here tend to think that if you wear them it makes you a numale/hipster which is not true

>>34131191
How do you know someone else isn't getting the pussy?

>>34130917
>nice guy
I don't think anyone here claims to be a nice guy with all the roastieposting going on.

>>34134681
>>34130917
Really weird when people with a brain find their way into this abyss of retards

>>34134764
shoo nu-anon.

>>34130917
how's your first time on 4chan going reddit will probably want you back soon

>>34130917

I think you're confused my dear roastie. Nu-males are the "Nice guys". We're just autistic.

To answer your question though OP he has beta bux. Essentially he caters to all her material needs.

>>34130847
because they're not total assholes

>>34135403
>why won't you let me cuck you

>>34135421
idk what this means

didn't expect this to be original

>>34135475
>didn't expect it do be original
>still posted
>pretends he's not an idiot

it's ok I'm retard too

>>34135491
that's obviously not what i meant you idiot

i meant it as in "i didn't expect this to be original in the first place"

its about picking the lowest of the low so they can feel in charge

>>34130847
>large, probably tall, bearded man
They have masculine appeal.
That and they likely don't smell, and act normal in public.

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>>34135541
>Stealth Baneposting
YESH
THE FIRE RISES

>>34130847
They allow their "gfs" to get fucked by black men for the sake of progressiveness

>>34131980
"spooky cash"

That's a coal burner if ever I've seen one.

>>34131980
Gosh she's a bit of a semen demon

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>>34130847
Is that "aything 4 views"?

>>34135683
>coal burner
Stop giving me a massive hard-on, anon.

i think its pretty fucking hilarious how robots actually use the term nu-male as an insult

because you know, looking kinda faggy but at least having a social life, gfs and not constantly wanting to die is so much worse than being a ronery virgin slob neet

fucking wew lads, take a moment to self reflect

>spooky
Wait, I fucking talked to this person on skype. She's a whore. Not even in the insult sense I mean she literally whores herself out. She was quite up front about it.

In other news I have that kind of look, and all I get are girls who want me to metaphorically adopt them and be their daddy. Why do so many girls want that? Help.

>>34131449
>why are her eyebrows so uneven
I shudder to think of what you must look like

>>34135809
that's because you are a nu-anon.

>>34130847
>respectable
>respectable
>respectable
>respectable
>respectable

W E W

>>34135809
shut up wew-male

>>34135834
>Not liking girls with daddy issues, ripe for abuse
Shit-tier taste fampai

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>>34135947
>>34135902
im old-anon, i was on r9k crying about bitches and whores 7 years ago
and now Im my own kind of beast. I make fun of "nu-males" too because they look ridiculous, I just find it funny that it was the paragons of manlyness that dwell in r9k that use the term nu-male

>>34135879

oh i could make you shudder, sweet cheeks

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>>34135834

she maintains pretty normal girl friendships

>>34136010
me and kyle korver have tushie sex

>>34136035
why did you make a post with that picture that included the words "pretty" and "girl"? doesn't add up.

>>34130917
This post is actually pretty true, sorry anons, but you have to accept this fact, fix yourselves and then, you can try get some pussy

>>34136056
i expected people to be able to read and comprehend the english language

>>34136041
>Kyle Korver
>Tom Cruise
Pick one. Are you baiting me or are you one of those new wave NBA fans who know jackshit about the game?

>>34136105
i masturbated semen out of my penis and onto your mother's head, Anonymous.

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>>34130917
nice bait tho desu

>>34136224
>knowing about the game
>knowing what kyle korver looks like
are you one of those nu-wave nba fans who watches to pick which cute players he's going to marry someday?

>>34136258
>Kyle Korver
>attractive
The man looks like a fucking frog.

>>34136319
>judging kyle korver's looks
>not a homo
>not watching the nba like it's an episode of the bachelorette giggling with your girlfriends about which ones are cute and which ones are creepy

>>34136374
that faggot actually named his son Pumpkin so he could say "duh huh huh look at my son Pumpkin Korver so funny duh huh huh"
fucking asshole, his kid is going to have a shit life
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Korver#Personal_life

>>34130917
>nice guy
You wanna know how I know you haven't been here long?

>>34136492
Because your butthole is full of my semen?

>>34136519
Surely if anything that would imply you'd been here a while. Unless you routinely greet people with anal sex, I suppose. In which case /lgbt/ or /soc/ might be more your speed.

>>34136539
If squirting my semen into your anus upon first encounter is wrong, I don't want to be right. And I ain't going to that fag board.

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>>34136581
Wew lad
Originally got an erection now no homo

>>34130948
I talk to women but that doesn't make them interested in people like us

Women who hook up with guys like that are just early-stage versions of the "i'm tired of the games, i'm looking for a ~real man~ to support me" stuff