ITT: we share a short green text story about something pathetic that's happened to you
>several years ago friend gives me condom thinking I'll have sex with qt neighbor
>never did, still virgin
>Condom has been expired for 2 years now
>used to talk to this nerdy girl
>asks me to go to movie and say yes
>only watch movie, barely talk after
>realized she liked me and this was a date years after
>tfw this was the only girl ever to show interest in me
>>34147885
>only girl to ever show interest in me
I know that feel anon.
>>34147995
she was perfect for me. nerdy, cute, and same sarcastic humor. but after that fuckup we haven't seen eachother since then. she went to same school but i went NEET shortly after that because of anxiety/depression. feel like she was the one.
>hang out with a slut (ugly Norther)
>asked if I have been kissed
>say no
>leans into kiss me
>backs away in disgust
>"wat I wuz gunna kiss her"
that was over 5 years ago, the only girl who kissed me was a another slut on prom night on the cheek, am a kissless virgin robots, or does cheek count. Didn't want it though didn't like her.
>>34147750
>like 12
>get on a train
>bunch of older stacies get on
>start yelling shit at me
>tell them to leave me alone
>steal my bag and tip my stuff all over the floor
>start crying and leg it off the train at the next stop
I'm a dude btw
same
>had sex with a girl without condom
>we had to move to another house
>moving mom was going threw stuff found a package of condoms just it was open package they expired a few days after she found them