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>sisters birthday is today
>wake up
>tumble out of bed
>walk into living room
>see 8 raving 9yr old girls around a table
>oh fuck it's that time of year again.png
>"come out of your cave anon it's your sisters birthday"
>mob of children all turn their heads to see a 23 year old neet in his pajamas at 11am
>"who is this man living in your house?"
>"oh that's my brother anon, he likes video games"
>slip back into my room
I'm currently waiting for all these people to leave my house Jesus Christ I just want to be alone how is this too much to ask
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>>34147574
>he likes video games
cute
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>not using the group of 9yo girls to work on your social skills with women
Just pretend they look older, rest is about the same really.
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>>34147574
Just wait, in 4 years they'll all be teenagers and you can at least set up cameras and spy on them.
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>>34147574
>>"oh that's my brother anon, he likes video games"
Not much of a tribute
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>be 8 years old turning 9 today
>mom says I have to have party at the house
>fuckmylife.edu
>quietly bring all my friends inside #besties
>suddenly the house shifts
OH FUCK
>the floor begins creaking loudly
THUD! THUD! THUD!
>in a panic I glance at my mommy
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>in stumbles my 29 year old brother in all of his 478 pound glory
>of course no shirt #fupafordays
>Kelly asks who this faggot is
>I defeated I say, "it's my brother"
>attempt to interact with it
>he really likes video games
>I see the disgust in all my friends eyes
>THUD THUD THUD
>thank god he left
>his beta ass couldn't even handle looking at girls.
The cake was delicious
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