I want a gf. I want to cuddle with her everyday. I want to kiss

Are you fat? If not, then you have hope .. for me 320 lbs, its over

>>34147819
i have a gf, im going to do all those things, and already do some of em :)

>>34148195
>>out

originau

>>34147819
We were born defective human beings. It's only right for the world for us to die alone.

>>34147819
I want a money.
I want to cuddle with them everyday.
I want to kiss their backs.
I want to lie naked in them
I want to cover myself with them
I want to spend them
I want to spit on them like on dirty whore
I want to use them to light up my blunt
I want to multiply them
I want to get them pregnant and give them away

But this will never happen.

>>34148195
that's nice, anon. everyone deserves to experience that.

that's fuckin awesome actually. is it everything robots hype it up to be? how long have you been with her?

>tfw I'm in love with a woman
>tfw I can't imagine a life without her

I want her so badly

>>34147819
All those things sucks and youbwill be tired of it after a month. We both know it, but you cling to this gf ideal so that you won't have to fix the rest of your life.

>Tfw no gf

l just want to make a girl happy.

>>34147819
You'll find love anon. If I can then anyone can.

>>34147819
I want money.
I want power.
I want to rule a country.

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>>34147819
>>34149405
> ywn dominate a strong intelligent independent woman and make her your cum slave.

Six months ago I thought I would never have such a relationship.
I used to drink and cry myself to sleep because of it.

Now I have a gf (it's been about two months now).
I mean, I'm still bad at most social situations yet I got a gf.
She lives about 30 minutes away from me and we see each other once a week, yet we still get to sleep together on weekends every once in a while.
Holding her as she falls asleep between my arms is the best thing ever.
Her hair against my neck, her kisses and her hands on my back; I swear there's nothing better.

>>34147819
>Careing about "making her feel good"
This is why you fail

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I want a gf.
I want to fall in love with each other.
I want to get married.
I want to make her my wife.
I want to start a family with her.
I want to work hard to support her and our children.

>ywn hug your wife from behind, your hands on her pregnant belly

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>>34149373
that's so fucking sweet anon
>I hope a girl makes you happy one day

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>>34149744
>ywn hug your wife from behind, your hands on her pregnant belly
I DID NOT AUTHORIZE

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I just want to be happy
If my destiny is just being a lonely loser then I just wanna be happy and not worry about no damn bitch/princess who will come to save my life. Is that really too much to ask for?

>>34149100
about 2 months now, and its better than what robots say desu. it has become a major part of my everyday life.

I want a bf that doesn't make me feel like a practice gf.
I want a bf who doesn't make me hate myself more and feel worthless.
I want a bf who only wants me and doesn't notice other girls.
I want a bf that I could share feelings with and that we can both cheer each other up.
I want a bf that would eventually want to marry me and start a family.
I want a bf that won't try to pressure me or set conditions, but would accept my values.
I want a bfthat even though I'm stubborn at times, slowly is able to change me so we can be more in tune instead of lashing out at eachother.
I want a bf I could listen to music with while we fall asleep together, holding on to each other and engrossed in the music.
I want a bf to do stupid couple normie stuff like wearing matching shirts or holding hands in public.
I want a bf that isn't embarrassed to say he loves me.

>>34149980
>I want a bf that won't try to pressure me or set conditions, but would accept my values.

Elaborate on your values.

>>34149607
your story has given me hope. i wish you both the best

>>34150006
I think saving sex for marriage is important.

>>34149980
https://youtu.be/qs7kjvhwHlw

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>>34149980
nice

x men original

>>34149980
jess? is that you?

i do literally all those things :D

>>34149100
>everyone deserves to experience that
the natural world disagrees

>>34150053
she said want, not have

>>34150030
And there's the crazy. Say hi to the crazy everyone.

I want a boifriend but men are selfish stupid slobs and leech money and youth out of me

So i dont actually want a boyfriend in practice
I just romanticise the illusion of having one

>>34150075
I guess I mean deserve in the aspirational sense, not in the sense of realistic obligation. Not everyone is gonna find someone, but I think that it would be good if they did.

>>34150030
I'd be totally fine with this. But it's kind of a catch-22. Cause every guy who says this must seem totally desperate lol

>>34150139
i dont leech money or youth out of my gf :) we love eachother alot.

>>34150030
I would definitely accept that.
I'd have a lot of respect for a girl who was able to make that commitment and stick to it.

Somebody with that level of integrity and restraint is the kind of woman I want to be the mother of my children.

>>34149980
>I want a bf that doesn't make me feel like a practice gf.
>I want a bf who doesn't make me hate myself more and feel worthless.
>I want a bf that isn't embarrassed to say he loves me.

So what's wrong with you?

>>34150106
how is that crazy you stupid cunt? fucking kill yourself honestly

I want a gf to BREED

>>34150349
if you say it like that you arent gonna get one.

>>34150257
I'm not attractive and have low self esteem. I'm also too engrossed in my depression that i don't notice how selfish I am at times.

>>34150425
I can't help it

I NEED to empty my balls DEEP inside a fertile woman

>>34150457
M-me too anon, I wonder if I will ever be loved by a girl someday.

>>34150202
thx4the(you)
That's impossible for me

i have a date tomorrow brobots, 1st one in over a decade, wish me luck

>>34150139
Same. Having my boifriend is so expensive. I want to break up, so I can save money.

>>34150519
I hope you find someone to love, anon.

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>>34150487
I actually know that feel

>tfw no gf to raise 4+ kids with

>>34150599
fuck ya dude. remember to think with your body, not with your mind. and have fun. "be yourself" is not good advice. "be yourself and have fun" is. Cause when you wed this woman, you're gonna wanna have fun

>>34150693
how soon is appropriate to pull out penis?

i just want physical contact with a girl who i know also wants it from me. not just sex, although that too of course -- touching her, standing near her, holding hands, regular physical contact stuff. but it's impossible. im already 27, if anything good were ever going to happen in my life it would have happened by now.

>>34150899
i'm 32 and got me a date, moms my age have very low standards..but i do have a lil bit of money...i don't think she's really aware of that though. she knows i have a car and my own place.
after i take her out to dinner i'm going to ask if she wants to come to my place and watch a movie.

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There is a certain cut-off point when we should have done these things and if we didn't do them by that time then it's too late. If you are past age 20 and you haven't experienced these things, then you are irreparably broken and any attempt to try to do these things will be shameful, embarrassing, and painful.

>>34151183
>should have done these things
should is a stupid word.

>it's too late
arbitrarily limiting yourself for no reason.

>age 20
literal fetus.

>any attempt to try to do these things will be shameful, embarrassing, and painful.
life is embarrassing and painful. if you let that stop you then you'd never do anything at all.

>>34151296
>2018-1
>replying to trolls

>>34147819
Please be my bf (straight)

>>34151485
if i didn't reply to trolls then i'd never say anything at all.

>meme

>>34151485
>>34151566

wasn't a troll

>>34151545
OK, I'll be your bf. Contact?

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>>34150053
You know full well this isn't me
>wearing matching shirts

'Fuck outta here Ish >>34149980 The rest of this post is great though, and we do that and I'm grateful x

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>>34147819
>mfw got this
>the irony is I got it when I know i'm going to lose it all because I'm already enlisted into the Marines
>leaving soon

H...Hah chyeah don't need w-women...

>>34147819
omg this is so sweet ;-; awww<33333

>>34149405
power's got nothing on love