Any kiwi robots on? I swear this country is the most normie

>>34151656
Auckland, reporting in.
How's it going?

>>34151656
CHCH here but in UK atm. How's summer going?

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>>34151656
I'm canadian but I'm a complete kiwiaboo/australiaboo

>tfw you will never have an aussie or kiwi accent
>tfw you will never have a gf with the cutest accent in the entire world
>tfw you are the most inferior nation in the entire anglosphere

CAN'T WAKE UP

>>34151756
Which part of Auckland? CBD here.
>>34151824
Fuck off we're full.

>>34151829
please all I want to do is live on one of your beaches by myself away from the dreadful cold

Surely all your beaches aren't full? I'm going to be miserable and alone in life anyway, may as well do it on a new zealand beach

I'm white also

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>>34151829
Oranga. Bored AF out here. Drinking myself silly currently. HBU?

>>34151888
>>34151829
trips demand you let me in bud.

looks like it's time for all your kiwi qts to get LEAF'D

>>34151897
I'm lying naked on my bed thinking how I should play some videogames but I don't know what to play.
>>34151888
>Surely all your beaches aren't full?
They are.

>>34151940
I would play some Oblivion, but the PC I'm on doesn't have a disk drive. Just going to keep drinking rum and coke till I pass out then. Maybe play some Super Mario Kart.

>>34151940
No, trips demand you let me in. Please it's really cold up here and almost everything about Canada sucks. I just want to live simple and alone hermit style on some remote beach and trek into town to drink at a small local bar every 2 months.

I-if you let me in I won't have to come illegally

>>34151999
>I would play some Oblivion, but the PC I'm on doesn't have a disk drive.
Just pirate it.

>>34151829
South auck reporting
How's it going lads? weather is definitely warming up now

>>34152195
It's been revoltingly hot and humid today. Makes me wanna have a fourth cold shower.

>>34152101
University laptop. Don't want to get my ass kicked out :(

>>34152195
Too hot for me. Going to wait this one out inside.

>>34152264
>Going to wait this one out inside.
It's just as hot at outside.

>>34152310
>>34152231
>>34152195

STOP mocking me, it's -30 here

WTF I hate kiwis now

Hamilton here. Starting uni this year and I'm staying in halls because my mum doesn't want me to live with her and I'm too incompetent to flat. How fucked am I?

>>34152337
You'll be fine anon. Godspeed.

>>34151656
TAWA
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Not much to do here except wait for uni to start, and admire each church on every other road.

>>34151829
Cbd here too bro I'm on nelson street. Where u at?

>>34151656
>I swear this country is the most normie in the world.
>NZ
>the country that's right next to the Chad capital of the world

Fuck off

>>34152661
Anzac Road

Depends where you live, a lot of people here are really depressed but they rely on drugs and alcohol. Really slutty women and prostitution is legal, but they have problems.

>>34152337

By far the most fucked part of that story is you are choosing to live in Hamilton, the shittest city on earth.

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>all these JAFA's

I already live here senpai, my only other choice would be to live with my dad in Palmerston North which is even worse.

>>34152337
I'm in Hamilton but I stayed in a hall in Wellington last year, going back down this year to flat.

If you can, stay in a alcohol free floor. Way less chads and stacies - don't get me wrong, everyone bar a few will be normies, but they are the actual "normal" kids. 5/10 - 6/10 people who aren't popular but aren't losers, but still normies. Expect shit food.

>>34153000
I don't think other parts of NZ have power yet, so it makes sense.

Can anyone offer me a flat in Wellington with 4 bedrooms for under $175? :)

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New Zealand women are either phenomenal or terrible with very little in between.

As I get older, the number of phenomenal women is dropping hard.

>>34153162

Who the fuck is going to have a flat that cheap?

>>34153252

That's because they all get married and you're left with haggard old slam pigs nobody wants.

>>34153052
>Palmerston North
>worse than Hamilton

Kek

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Celebrating human freedoms in Nelson, too hot computer is overheating how do I stop it

>>34153277
$175 and under isn't that cheap, right now there are a fair amount going for $160 - $180 on trademe. Really tough to even get a viewing though.

>>34153404

Nobody is going to have a 4 bedroom house any where worth living in Wellington for $175. Unless you're happy to live in Taita?

>>34153513
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/residential-property-to-rent/auction-1241157981.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/residential-property-to-rent/auction-1240982848.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/residential-property-to-rent/auction-1240978671.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/residential-property-to-rent/auction-1240525055.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/residential-property-to-rent/auction-1238984237.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/residential-property-to-rent/auction-1238980414.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/residential-property-to-rent/auction-1238809347.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/property/residential-property-to-rent/auction-1238611373.htm

>>34151656
I kinda want to live there.
>tfw canadian.

Would I be accepted by your kind?

>>34153513
Sorry I have autism, I should have specified $175 per person

How tf does everyone live in those shit old 40s houses, the embarrassment would hard enough to take

>>34153603
FUCK OFF I ASKED FIRST

JOALA PAOLA II

>>34153623

I was waiting for you to make sense.

>>34153052
Bro where in palmy

>>34152231
I know holy fuck i was sweating as soon as I got out of the shower

>>34153663
They're comfy as fuck. Especially if you live in a good, queit neighborhood near the coast

Anyone in papamoa?

>>34153663

>why would people live in much loved turn of the century houses?

You must objectively be a fucking retard and suburban white trash

>>34153707
>comfy
They're drafty and dusty

>>34153732
Aesthetic over utility. Most of the houses have a gas heater and as long as you keep it in good maintenance there shouldnt be too much trouble

>>34153732

>what is cleaning?
>what is insulation?

Are you genuinely autistic or just a dumb cunt with shit taste?

I bet you grew up in a cheap shithole in nowheresville

>>34153785
You'd rather a place where the windows don't shut properly, bowed floor, creaky and yeah dusty than a newer house with double glazing etc?

>>34153837

You seem hell bent on autisticly assuming every house like that is a neglected piece of shit. It isn't hard to restore and renovate a house, nor is it hard to vacuum up some dust.

You sound like a whining little bitch.

What's up with this shit weather?

It was never like this when I was a kid. It's windy and rains everyday in Auckland.

Anyone else from Opotiki here?

>>34153688
He lives way far out, near bunnythorpe

>>34153688
On the off chance, does your name begin with D?

>finally getting not shit student accomodation
It only took me to senior year to find a decent place, feelsgoodman