So, yeah, guys, I've gotten myself a gf. Now what do I answer

I never figured this out either and she dumped me a month later.

she's beautiful gj Opp

Reply with masturbating because it's the truth.

"Nuthin much u?"

>good
>nothing much
There you go OP.
Now do me a favor and leave my board please.
also post pics of your gf

>>34154252

Andwer her texts with hiw you doin

>>34154252
This is how she finds out what your day-day life is like. Do with that what you will.

Tell her that you're masturbating to a 12 year old hanging herself.

>>34154252
I usually use some variation of this for my girl:
>nothing much beautiful baby doll... how has your day been so far?? I want to know every detail!!! (devil emoji)

>>34154252
>doing good, just beating my meat, wanna help?

>>34154647
then you judge her reaction, if she replies flirtatiously, push that angle to fuck her. If she acts grossed out, tell her you were tenderizing chicken breasts or something

>>34154252
>thinkin bout my baby... how bout u?

>>34154641
Kek Goddamn I hope you're joking