>he still faps in 2017 God, you're pathetic.

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No shit, dude. Girls don't even look at me.

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>>34153942
You didn't even get dubs to back up your statement.

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My meds from Dr Shekelberg make it feel better I can't help it.

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>>34153924
>being allowed to touch your penis in 2017

>>34153924
i promised myself i wont touch my dick to fap for 2017 until i get laid
doing alright
so far

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>>34153924
>2010+7
>still believing in le ebin nofap leddit maymay

>>34154040
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh test levels

>>34154040
do you smell like cum?

>>34153924
Haven't had a wank since 2012

No root since like 2010-11 idk which

Feelsbadman

If you have to participate in something like nofap or noporn then you've already failed.

This type of shit doesn't even cross chad's mind.

Help me quit.

>>34154177
Cut you're ball's off

>>34154200
>>34154177
just buy a cage

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>>34153924
I only fap to 2d though, 3d grosses me out I can't even get hard to it

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>>34153958
>You didn't even get dubs to back up your statement.

Huh, looks like he didn't. But I did.

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>>34154235
What are the cheapest, most comfortable kind? I'm not walking around in public with a metal bulge unless I've got a dominatrix with me.

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>>34154040
Mate, I bet you couldn't go a month without fapping. Doesn't that kind of prove that you're addicted?

>>34154311
The holy trainer, you can find knockoffs online for really cheap like 8$~ or so free shipping on most too.

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>>34153924
>>34153958
is this you anon? are you posting yourself?

>>34153924
I'm addicted now. Plus, I'm too chickenshit of diseases to get a escort or a hooker or something.

>>34154200
His test levels drop to zero and he becomes a trap. Good job.

DAY 16, BABYYYY!

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>>34154040
>2000+17
>still believing in le ebin "heroine is bad for your health" maymay

>>34155304
I've gone for 3 weeks once, didn't notice a difference, was still the same ol' loser.

>>34153924
>>34153990
>>34154255
Are you guys Americans?

>>34153924

I'd rather be considered pathetic by a board of pathetic people than get prostate cancer duderino

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I've been needing my brain chemical fix since Michael Jackson died. I can't stop.

>>34156555
goodjob anon, may the kek be with you and always

>>34153924
funny that

i accidentally just happened to go 15 days without fapping

like, i didn't even bother doing it. i kind of just sat in my room reading books, playing piano, playing some normal steam games.

I guess now that I think about it, it kinda feels good. But I was told if you stop wanking just like that you're just gonna get a massive blue-ball and your sleep schedule'll be thrown off and whatnot, which kinda explains why I've been getting terrible sleep lately.

oh well. nothing works.

>retards still fall for nofap

noporn has some legitimacy, but nofap is just snake oil. just retards seeking to make their already joyless lives even more devoid of joyful experiences, for no tangible benefit.

>>34155304
Mate, I bet you couldn't even go AN HOUR without breathing, I'm sure that proves you're addicted

>>34157982
>masturbating is literally necessary to live

you are addicted, mate.

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>>34153924
well i'll be pathetic if i masturbate or not so i might as well masturbate

>>34157963
It reeks of the demiurge's influence.

>>34157963
>haha look guys I fap 5 times a day, I'm so cool and edgy right

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>>34155304
I've gone 4 months before and probably close to a year on no porn+fapping 1-2x a week. Nothing changed except that I lost one of the few things I enjoy in life.

>inb4 y-you just didn't d-do it long enough!
Fuck that shit I'm never going back.

>>34153924
I only fap 4 times a week,

Anyway, I'll do whatever I want. If I lose feeling in my dick, no problems not like I'm gonna have kids anyway