Would you ever eat a girl's ass?

>>34154110
yes but after giving her a bath and thoroughly cleaning her down there myself.

>>34154110
Never again

A mans ass tho...

>>34154110
No. That is the most degenerate foul shit and I don't know why it's becoming so commonplace.

Animals literally evolved not to do shit like this and here people are doing it for fun.

>>34154185
when dogs first meet they take a big whiff of each others assholes

>>34154185
t. eggy

Within a long term committed monogamous relationship, if it was clean and she enjoyed it, yes.

If I had to resort to cannibalism, that would be my first choice.

>>34154110
I would do disgusting, depraved things with girls and eating ass would be just the beginning.

>>34154110
only if she was willing to return the favor

Fuck yes. It's great. Unfortunately my wife isn't into it despite liking anal.

Ehhh.....Nah.

>>34154201
That serves a specific purpose in their species that's completely replaced with eyeballs in ours. You'll also never catch a dog licking another dogs butthole.

>>34154222
How is that edgy? Licking buttholes is the fastest way to get many of the worst diseases. It's literally just some weird U.S./westerner meme. Go to anywhere else in the world (maybe not Japan) and people will think you're mental ill for doing something like that.

>>34154110

Of fucking course. I've eaten ass before and it's amazing. The ass and the asshole at the best things ever

>>34154686
Dogs will often eat shit though.

>>34154281
Seriously, can you imagine having to cut an ass on a deli slicer?
kek.

Would it havr the same consistency of balloon?

>>34154686

>Licking buttholes is the fastest way to get many of the worst diseases

This is just not true. Unless the person has hepatitis or you have gaping wounds in your mouth, the worst you're going to get is a sore throat or an upset tummy.

>>34154767

I'd imagine human ass meat would be tough as boot leather since it is one of the more active muscles.

>>34154110
Only if she had the squirts

Real talk, I will dump a girl if she doesn't like getting her ass eaten. My last girlfriend had the thinnest waist and the fattest ass of any girl I've been with and I couldn't believe it when she told me I was the first guy to ever eat her asshole
>>34154780
Even the chances of getting that is very small if she can wipe and wash her ass like most normal people can

>>34154609
Sure does tickle

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>>34154110
Probably not, I just watch porn that includes it because I can't get off to Vanilla porn. Just came here to post a meme.

No.
Literally why.

>>34154830
That's what the japanese guy said.

>>34154905

It's hot, mang. Tastes good too.

>>34154185
>he hasn't been desensitized to normal sex via copious amounts of porn

Yes I miss eating ass.
It's been 10 fucking years.

>>34154686
>Go to anywhere else in the world (maybe not Japan) and people will think you're mental ill for doing something like that.

Yeah, because in the West, we wash ourselves.