Who /shinybaIls/ here?

word of advice: shave

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>He can't see his face in his balls

>>34156418
>shaving your balls
No one does this.

They're so cute and pink I wanna kiss them

>>34156432
I do

oreganalia

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>>34156418
I've gone twentysomething years without so much as trimming, why start now? Will a girlfriend fall into my lap the moment I do?

>tfw nutlet
My balls are like half the size of every nut sack so far but I have a 7 inch dick. What's up with that?

>>34156598
>tfw average sized balls but five inch dick

>>34156495
Don't do it for the gf, do it because it looks fucking nasty and you dont lose anything in being a bit more proud of yourself

>>34156678
I don't personally care since nobody else can see it, so shaving won't make me feel better about myself.

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this picture was very difficult to take so i hope u guys appreciate it

>>34156495
That's literally my penis wtf?

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NOW IN SOMEWHAT HIGH DEFINITION

>>34156822
Everyone in the world has a penis brother.

>>34156856
Where's your dick?

O

>>34156856
Are you overweight? Has to be the only explanation your dick can disappear like that.

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>>34156884
>Assuming all men have dicks

>>34156948
Almost every grower can hide their flacid penis by pressing down.

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>I'm touching myself while thinking about you, anon

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A man of many talents.

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>>34156884
Here's my peanus weenus!

>>34156766
this is very impressive

>>34157056
why is it so scaley? i think i might have that a little bit when its dry

>>34157056
uncuts are fucking disgusting

>>34157056
The fuck is wrong with the head of your dick?

Motherfucker has fingerprints

>>34157056
looks like you have pearly penile papules. Nothing to be alarmed about its just ugly.

>>34157056
Your dick must be useful if you ever run out of sandpaper

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>>34157316
>UNcuts

>>34157056
it's you again

fuck off. stop posting this guys dick you faggot

>>34157356
Aren't PPP just around the base of the glans?

>>34157409
sometimes they can appear in other places.

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>>34157396
It's actually me this time, just starved for attention.

>>34157450
p-please stop it gives me the creeps

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>>34156495
Isn't this itchy as fuck??

I was having a really shitty night, thank you for this thread. I've had some good laughs. I'm highly enjoying the randomness of all this.

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>tfw a lot of scrotum skin

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>>34157472
The best is how it can actually absorb an impressive amount of water.

>>34156495
I've gone almost two years without shaving
It plateaued but I've been growing hair along the shaft
Like a few strays up until the middle of the bottome of my shaft

That's normal, right?

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>>34157507
Those legs though.

I wouldn't mind watching you masturbate

>>34157507
FUCK OFF BIG DICK YUROPOOR (MALE)

>>34157523
Quite normal.

tfw no shiny ball gf :(

>>34157497
Not in the least. In fact it would probably be itcher if I shaved it.

>>34157450
somebody do fingerprint scan on this image and dox this fissure dick mother fucka

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Big dick squad

>>34157563
Really? It gets really itchy for me if I go a week without shaving. I can't even wear underwear without having to walk like a 70's cartoon cowboy

>>34157573
>Big dick

What did he mean by this

>>34157586
Well duh, it wouldneventually stop itching if you let it grow to an inch or more.

>>34157549
>it's flaccid in that picture
>>34157530
how flattering

>>34157573
Looks so small compared to your arm

>>34157603
H-how big is it hard then?

>tfw you though you had somewhat big penis
>people say you are small
Just kill me

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>>34157603
Nigga you better make urself hard for us

>>34157599
>>34157611
It's 6.7 inches, not bone pressed

Porn really did a number on you guys huh

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>tfw balls are enveloped in massive fat pad

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>>34157645
THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE FLACCID

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Feel obliged to post semi hard dick for some reason

>>34156766
>both hands on the wheel
How

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>>34157617
>>34157638

A little short of 8 inches desu

>>34157507
So I just came to your pic wouldn't mind I you post more for later consumption

>>34157681
>AND HE PROBABLY FUCKS GIRLS WHILE WEARING THE SOCKS

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>>34157655
Why? You don't like soft pee pees?

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>>34157681
Whoa.
Hot damn

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>>34157700
>r9k
>fucks girls
Wat

>>34157507
>>34157681
what a fucking faggot

i'd kiss it but only with those socks on and if you're smooth as silk

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>>34157700
>being attracted to girls in 2017 lmao
>>34157694
>>34157716
Ay. Pretty sure it's too girthy to fit into anyone though

>>34157746
Trap lovers are literally bigger faggots than the crossdressers themselves

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>>34157775
i'm a gynephilliac not a homosexual
i'm attracted to femininity where dick/pussy aren't feminine/masculine in my mind

i don't mind being called gay if i get to fuck a cute girl/"girl" though

EVERYONE

STOP HAVING BIGGER DICKS THAN ME

>>34157853
no


origiginal

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Made me almost smile

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Why Do You People Stretch Your scrotum Like That

>>34157573
>Big dick
>>34157640
>6.7 inches
O I AM LAFFIN

these mutilated American dicks are quite repulsive. Sorry your parents did this to you guys

>>34157507
WHO THE FUCK PUTS BOOKS ON A SHELF LIKE THAT
LITERALLY REEING

>>34160100
This. They literally cannot be robots.

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who shiny head dick here

>>34160678
I can make it shinier with my mouth, anon, if you're down for that

>>34160678
Me, desu. Feels good and looks good in my opinion.

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since this has turned into a dick showing thread.

>>34156495
oh my

LEVELS

How many of you are virgins/true robots?

>>34160738
Wait why is your dickhead fused to the skin on the left

>>34156495
that smol dick.

its nice. would play with it.

>>34160726
Not sure if grill

>>34160817
Just close your eyes and I can be whatever you want

>>34160738
Weird skin bridge

>>34160799
I'm not sure. It was either botched or when I slammed my dick on my handlebars while young and it fused when healing.

Makes it hard to pull out of chastity as something can be looped through it.

>>34160882
Cut it and post a picture of how much it bleeds

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>>34160726
>tfw no feminine little bro to suck your big dick

>>34160926
Nice benis and tummy.

>>34160917
Nah. Im okay on that. Maybe if I get it corrected though.

Never has bothered me or others I've fooled around with, plus like I said. Has some added benefits.

>>34157497

not him but my benis is the same. I enjoy scratching my balls.

>>34156766
Your penis looks like a bellybutton

>>34156357
rather lick your nut

>>34157507
i need to get socks like that