Why ARE YOU not in a comfy sauna at this very moment?

thats a good question why am i not in a sauna right now

gay guys fuck in saunas and get ass juice and semen everywhere

>>34156493
You're forgetting all the herpes they sweat out. You catch things so quickly from sweaty saunas. Perfect breeding ground for viruses.

>>34156526
>>34156493
The Sauna is a pure and holy place.

Because my body looks like shit

>>34156420
I think it would break my PC.

Because im taking a shit

>>34156420

Because the only one I know of where you're free and/or encouraged to be naked is completely homosexual.

Besides, entry is $22 and it's the middle of summer where I am..

>showing your body to normies

>>34156420

Because I had to be born in America

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>>34156420
I prefer this, same concept, but different spin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banya_(sauna)

>>34156420
I hate being sweaty and humid warm atmospheres, why the fuck should I pay for feeling like that?

this is one of the best threads I've seen in my life

>>34156420
Because I'm not Finnish.

But I just got back from a trip through N. Europe and the first hotel my gf and I stayed in had a private sauna attached to our room. 10/10 would fuck in again.

Because I'm busy crying alone in my dark room from self pity

Because if I wanted to be hot and moist I'd just go outside, 80+% humidity and summer heat.

Can't get people to join me, and I'd be bored on my own.

>>34156420

When I played in a soccer team we had a game called "wank-bun", basically you dragged in a chair or a little table into the sauna, placed a bun on it, then everyone started jacking off and jizz on the bun and the one who came last had to eat the bun.

>>34158574
sounds gay

like really gay

Will go tomorrow
sunnuntaina saunotaan

>>34158574
we did this in preparatory school except on a tea pastry. I'm fairly certain there was one kid who would lose on purpose.

>>34158574

We had """soggy biscuit"""

Same thing really.

My apartment doesn't have one. I use the building's sauna, for which I have a weekly reservation every friday at 8 pm

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>>34159462
>>34159421
>>34158574
Pic or die

>>34156420
i have a small bent dick

>>34156420
Wouldn't be able to watch anime and browse 4chan on this rainy winter sunday afternoon

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>>34156420
Because I'd probably get an awkward boner. Seriously I get like 20 boners a day even with clothes on, how the fuck am I supposed to keep it flat when there are sweaty naked women all around me

In a small town, so old fucks are constantly in the sauna regardless of the fucking time.

>>34156420
I am comfy in my room with great music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ShIbugdzs

Do people actually go naked in a sauna? I've vent several times, people were all in towels or swimsuit. Also they were all middle aged men.

>>34156420
>comfy
sitting on hard wood is not comfy, your butt hurts like hell

>>34156420
I'm not a Finnish Mongol rape baby

>>34160990
If both men and women are in the sauna together, then depending on the circumstances (like is it a public sauna or do all the people know eachother well enough) we might wear swimsuits or towels

>>34156420
because my apartment doesn't have a sauna, there ain't no way i'm showing my body to normies

Has anyone here ever even heard about a public unisex sauna? All you can get is old gay guys

>>34156420
Don't have a legit reason. I should be in a sauna rn.

I spent 1,5 hours sweating like a madman during Yoga this morning, I don't feel like sweating anymore today.

>>34156825
Same here, I don't even mind being around all the naked gay dudes but fuck the "drive 30 miles and pay for parking a block away every time you go" part

The closest coed nude resort around here is around 3 hours away and it's only warm enough to be naked outside comfortably for about 3 or 4 months out of the year, I wish this sort of thing were easier or at least more common

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>tfw have a private sauna at home

literally never spend time in it