I'm seriously considering going to a brothel. Could some anons with previous experience share their stories? I wonder what it's like. I live in Germany so I have easy and legal access to them.
I'm 31 and anon-kisslessvirgin. Never got to third base.
>>34162250
>brothel
Never went to one. Just called a prostitute I found online and went with her to a hotel. Sex was good. Felt a little bit empty afterwards but just a little bit.
>>34162250
No idea about brothels but had escorts visit my house.
Most important thing ever is to be clean, smell nice and have nice smelling breath. Don't make her unhappy and she'll make you happy.
If it's your first time tell her in advance and tell her you want her to lead, otherwise you might end up with a girl who expects you to do this and you'll waste a lot of time with nervousness etc.
Be polite and respectful and smile and remember to enjoy yourself.
>>34162250
Brothels are really cool, but prepare at least 1000 euros if you really want a good time.
I will just get /fit/ and try to get some roasties in bed without feeling anything for them.
>>34162250
It doesn't change anything inside anon. You're just followed around by this horrible cloud that you still wouldn't be able to do it with no money involved, and that you're still a social failure that is undesirable.