What does it feel like to have a girl sit on your face and eat

>>34162372
First, it's hard to breath. Your nose and mouth are covered with flesh
It's smells a whole lot. Either one is going straight into your nose and it's strong
Nearly her whole weight is on your face so it kinda hurts
Lastly, however she tastes, you are going to get it ten-fold.

>>34162438
Sounds really erotic.

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>>34162372
Feels like a face full of ass and the decaying smell of weekold Chad splooge.

>>34162372
It smells like damp pennies with a hint of decaying fish

it's pretty disgusting

>>34162372
It's great for like, 5-10 minutes. Sometimes it'd nice to be.dominated, forced to eat her out like that. But it gets hard to breath after a while.

Unless you're in to breath play, you may not like it if it lasts long.

>>34162463
It's not even the most erotic position.
The most erotic position is 69 with the woman on top getting fucked. I did that with a couple. Add in the sound of a slimy pussy getting fucked and the smell is even stronger

>>34162533
So some guy sticking his dick into a pussy that you're eating out? That sounds gay as fuck desu

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really really good

>>34162560
I'm bi. Plus, I fucked that woman for 3 years running.

>>34162608
>bi

We don't want you here, faggot. I can't wait for you to be dead and rotting from the inside out because you thought it would be fun to have a dick in your ass. Enjoy your GRID, faggot

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>>34162372
I always wondered about the logistics of this. Won't that bury your nose into her asshole? Why do women like this and refuse to do anal?

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>>34162638
>I can't wait for you to be dead and rotting from the inside out because you thought it would be fun to have a dick in your ass.

That's not how anal works... Of all people, you should know ;)

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>>34162570
Jesus. That's terrible sitting posture. Not only are her lower lumbar going to be under immense pressure from slouching forward, her spine is additionally twisted by her raised legs in that position. Not to mention the fatigue on her neck and arms from maintaining such a ridiculous pose for any extended period of time. She is way too far from that keyboard to be viably ergonomic.

>>34162688
>getting fucked in the ass is not anal sex

Sure anon

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>>34162912
You don't just suddenly be dead and rotting from the inside out because you thought it would be fun to have a dick in your ass.

Idiot.

If that were the case, I'd fuck you right now, fgt.

>>34163028
Ugh

Anal sex has a higher chance of transmitting STDs, such as GRID. You get fucked in the ass by a faggot, he gives you his faggot disease, and you begin decaying.

>calling me a fgt

You're the one that wants to fuck a guy in the ass, not me. Faggot

>>34162646
Which is a shame. I hear from a lot a women that some of the best orgasms they had where from getting anal.

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>vagina
bloxbloxbloxblox

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>>34163079

Hetro sex has a high chance of transmitting STDs, such as HPV, Herpes, aids, yeast infections, and a whole other bevy of infections dieseses.

If You get fucked in the ass unprotected with a diry as fuck partner, then you deserve it.

Gay or straight, risk is still da same, phuck Boii.

>>34163213
We dont need sex ed in schools at all.

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>>34163213
The risk is not the same, fagboy. Neck yourself

*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPS internally
>tfw all I want is a cute girl to sit on my face and fart. It's not too much to ask is it?

>>34162533
>The most erotic position is 69 with the woman on top getting fucked
I really really really want to experience this holy shit

>>34163342
me too my friend. me too. with a girl or guy

>>34163175
You know the interviews before the porn starts don't reflect reality, right?

>>34163286
wtf i hate gays now

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>>34162372

It's hot. So hot. If she's not a roastie and she showers regularly, there isn't any smell to worry about. It's hard to convince girls to do it and when they do, they're shy about it because they're afraid of hurting you. It gives them very intense orgasms when they finally become comfortable with it and start getting more selfish.

The only time I ever came hands-free was when a girl was doing gif related to me while holding my hands so I couldn't jack off

>>34163175
I gave my only gf an anal orgasm when we were both high and I have a small peepee. She was shaking for a good minute. Never happened again but it made me feel like a man. I haven't seen her in over 4 years, she's married with a kid now.

>>34162372
i dont know. my gf never sat on my face, no matter how much i asked. I pulled her down onto my face once and she got so pissed.

its the best, my ex had intense orgasms from this, she began to shake and i had to grab her thighs to hold her still

>>34163286
Is that shit actually true? That makes out gays to be about as bad as niggers, if not worse.