>might get laid on tuesday with an autistic fat girl

>>34161936
show her your anime collection to guarantee your fuck

>>34161949
i dont watch anime senpai

>>34161936
fuck it up like you've fucked up everything else then come up with an excuse where you're not to blame

>>34161974
This. This is how robots do it

>>34161936

Get nervous about it, screw it up and then question your entire life in an r9k thread.

>>34161974
ive already had sex twice though (once a milf took me home after a wedding, once a tranny from tinder lmao), and i already had a date once with a swedish jesus loonie. i can do this

>>34161936
Sit that poor girl down and show her Tinder, explain that she doesn't have to sleep with guys like you any more she can have fantasy sex with the hottest guys as long as she doesn't require commitment.
Tell her you'll be there for her when she needs that

>tfw somehow got 2 girls willing to have sex with me today
>tfw feeling lazy and ignoring their messages

Even when life wants me to have fun I find my way to make it not happen