>tfw you're intelligent enough to realize that you're

>Think I am stupid
>School suggest I might be smart
>Think I am smart
>Give the impression that I am smart
>School thinks I am smart
>Score average on online IQ test
>Think I am not that smart
>Think I am about average

And it wouldn't even matter if I was

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>tfw you're too smart to be smart

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>>34210000
Impressive. Very nice. Grimes is a cute.

>>34209975
>online IQ test
lol

>>34210058
Well that says enough doesn't it?
And it was a credible one, I know there's many bullshit ones, but this one was from some school

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>>34209950
>tfw way too intelligent for my own good

>>34210000
>>34210039
pls no more grimesposting

>>34210058
>>34210081
did the Mensa home test + IQtest.dk and scored around 105 and 108, they're probably most accurate

>>34210204
>IQtest.dk
Yea I did that one and scored around above average
Mensa home test just said that "it is possible that you blablbabla"

Anyway, I am doing the sour grapes fox thing nowadays

>>34210223
>sour grapes fox thing
the what now

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>>34209950

PAY ATTENTION, EINSTEIN-

Strangely, I've never considered myself to be all that smart, although I've always known I'm definitely not stupid...

But for some reason, my entire life, even when I was in elementary school, people ALWAYS tell how super intelligent I am.

I was lucky. When I was young, I hung out with a much older group of friends. I couldn't relate to people my age, and my older friends helped expedite my learning process, sharing with my invaluable lessons I'd learn from listening to their valuable life experiences.

As the days passed, becoming years, which quickly morphed into decades, I have actually witnessed the absolutely nauseating de-evolution of the human race, who have become Mental Quasimodos, Inept Future Shock Mongoloid Gaming Facebook RapHop FagCake Hermaphroditic UberQueens Of an Illiterate Surreality from HELL...

they can't differentiate between YOUR and YOU'RE...

As this process progressed, I realized perhaps the people who keep telling me how intelligent I am were on to something after all... I Mean hey.. Get real.... I can spell my own name,and these days, that's like a bachelor's degree for the average person out there.

I don't know 'everything'...

However...

I indeed DO know THIS much....

I'm old.. Damn straight I am...
I learned A LOT becoming old...

For the uninitiated of you, allow me to explain: it means I've experienced more than you

And I've ALWAYS been one to pay very close attention along the way.. Plus, I've always dived HEAD FIRST into life, with no holds barred. This has served to broaden the scope of my life experiences and the valuable lessons I've learned.

These are the same experiences and lessons I am here to share with you guys, the way I had them shared with me when I was younger.

(you should put more effort into realizing you're more intelligent than you think)

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Sorry, dicksuck

But you can't self-administer any bullshit online IQ test...

There is no such thing

There's only one WECHSLER SCALE

(the standardized IQ test) and although it's divided into a couple different subgroups (one for adolecants) it's still just ONE IQ TEST, and it's called THE WECHSLER SCALE...

AGAIN: there isn't 'another IQ test'

And it cannot be self administered

Sorry

Dicklick

Just thought you might want to know that

>>34210248
Now I don't want to be intelligent.
>>34210274
Thanks for the kek nice man

>perform extremely well on aptitude tests and multiple choice tests
>fail miserably at anything that requires demonstrating actual knowledge
I think I am just a good guesser.

If say.... Hypothetically speaking, someone your age had, say.... questions about life, like maybe perhaps about girls, or socializing, or self confidence, or psychology, or drugs, or marketing yourself, or turning a NO into a YES....

wouldn't it make sense that to ask someone WHO HAS ACTUALLY MASTERED ALL OF THOSE THINGS A HUNDRED TIMES ?

or you could rely on the 'knowledge' of people who've never even begun....

It's a no brainier

By the way, when I was 15, I had the WISC-R4 administered by licensed clinicians...

It's the subset of the WECHSLER SCALE for adolecants... My score was in the 'above superior' range.

I don't put much value in that. The IQ doesn't mean all that much, compared to EXPERIENCED

>>34210274
>>34210325
>tfw JimmyNeutron will never be intelligent enough to realize he's an idiot

Sad... Very sad...

>>34209950
>Durrrr I can read

It's 2017, there are 14 year olds on 4chan right now

>>34210456
It's sophomoric... that's you. Perpetually a sophomore. Trapped in adolescence no matter how old you get. Never able to grow up into a man, just an immature teenager your entire life. Pathetic...

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I'm below average intelligence, very seldom do you see someone admit it here. Intelligence is probably the number one sought after trait in anons, everyone wants to post to and with a genius and there are a fair few of them here. I feel out of place, seems everyone here has an IQ of 110+ if not higher

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>>34210274
>he thinks he is really that smart

Not unless you take the bogpill, peasant.

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Jesus that's the worse.

>Been told all your kid life that you are smart.
>Start to believe that.
>Highschool comes.
>tryhard to keep standard for other peoples, I don't care about being smart or not.
>"I'm definitly not that smart."
>Everyone still assumes I'm smart as fuck.
>I Can't keep up with the standard.
>Feel anxiety because of that.
>I'm not smart, stop saying this, I'm an idiot.
>Start feeling depressed because I don't care anymore and I've lived trying to keep up a usless standard.
>Go to therapist, tell that I've lived for others and I don't know how to crack the mask.
>She gives a couple of hints.
>On last meeting she says something like:
>"you're a smart guy anon. Don't give up, it's hard to find someone with your abilities of self analysis"

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I AM NOT SMART STOP.

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>>34211676
>You're actually smart.
>You just don't want to study

I swear to god I will murder someone if I hear these words again

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>>34211746
You know the worse thing about that anon?

>I'm even dyslexic.
So I know that they've told me that kind of stuff when I was young because they didn't wanted to make me feel bad about it.

>"No Sweetie, you're so smart"
>Aka: You're a fucking retard, But let me sweet up the pill.

Why Did I believed mother.
Why did you did this to me mother.

How do I quit this?

High speed lead brain injection?

>>34209950
>tfw intelligent enough to realize nothing you do would matter

>>34210643
listen bud it isnt that bad

i have 138 and even though it isnt genius level its still high

but all the same im still a khv who lives with mommy still and has no future prospects

iq doesnt mean anything unless you do something with it thats why normies are so successful even though a lot of them are borderline retarded

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>>34211856
Your mom just tried to do what was best for you. Sooner or later you would find that the world just isn't what they told you it would be.

My mom once told me my uncle died because she got hit pretty badly by a car. Turns out she had HIV for the longest time and had no money to stop it.

>How do I quit this

Alcohol works pretty great for me.

>>34211986
what would you do if no alcohol?

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>>34209950

>always get told I'm smart by teachers, parents, and other kids because I can find solutions to problems fast
>don't think I'm smart, just a lazy idiot who can't be bother
>started degrading because I was getting annoyed
>getting into fights
>smoking
>drinking
>dropped out
>got a job in construction, gardening, and sort of stuff
>keep getting told by my boss that I'm smart
>gives me promotion and pays me more 2 months in
>gives me more responsibilities and depends on me in doing anything

And that's how it is at every new job I get, I always say I should change my attitude and not participate when there's an issue but I either can't contain myself or forget.


I JUST DON'T WANT TO STAND OUT I HATE STANDING OUT I JUST WANT TO BE ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL, FOR NOW, I DON'T LIKE RESPONSIBILITIES I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO ACT LIKE I DON'T EXIST SO I'M, NOT READY TO HANDLE THAT STUFF YET ON THE OUTSIDE I MAY LOOK LIKE AM ADULT BUT ON INSIDE I'M JUST A FUCKING KID WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT.

Writing this felt so good.

>>34211884
with what standard deviation?

>>34212022
I also smoke, gives me some time to think and some peace of mind. Can't really recommend it tho

>>34212079
I understand anon.

But lets imagine no alchol or smoking or drugs.

What now?

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>>34212099
Well then I got nothing

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>>34211986
I know she tried to shield me from the vampires of the world.

But I remembered it to feel rather cringeworthy.

>"You don't think worse than other people anon, just differently"

I mean, Even at the time I could call a little bit of bullshittery into that.
I'm dumb but not that dumb to not realize this.

>>34212029

>>I JUST DON'T WANT TO STAND OUT I HATE STANDING OUT I JUST WANT TO BE ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL, FOR NOW, I DON'T LIKE RESPONSIBILITIES I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO ACT LIKE I DON'T EXIST SO I'M, NOT READY TO HANDLE THAT STUFF YET ON THE OUTSIDE I MAY LOOK LIKE AM ADULT BUT ON INSIDE I'M JUST A FUCKING KID WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT.

When kevin spacey applies for the fast food job in american beauty, I always feel a little bit of me in that words.

I feel you mate.

>>34212067
not sure, i think i was administered the stanford one so 15?

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>>34212162
>"You don't think worse than other people anon, just differently"

Holy fucking shit this hits way to close to home

>>34212144
Sadness lies beneath our comfort buffers :(

>>34211856
>tfw to smart to kill myself

>>34212180
wait i was wrong, it was wechsler. reading about the different test components it was definitely wechsler.

stanford was the name of the school my iep planner worked at. fuck.

>>34212336
yeah if you don't know the sd you don't really know wether your iq is high or not, most american tests apparently use sd of 16 or even 24 while many europeans usually use 15, now with a SD of 24 138 is still high but not genius level, with an sd of 15, I'd say it is

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>>34212162
>When Kevin spacey applies for the fast food job in American beauty, I always feel a little bit of me in that words.

Just looked that scene up, I think it took a chunk off of my shoulders.

>>34211676
kek,
the same thing happened to me. it's actually creepy how similar that sounds.

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>>34213168
Maybe it's a thing shrinks says, to make us feel a little bit better.
I don't really know.

>>34212423
wechsler has a standard deviation of 10

>>34214190
15 oops, i read it wrong. maybe im actually retarded

>Tfw super intelligent but lazy
FeelsBadMan

I've been told my entire life by everyone that I'm smart but I'm really an idiot, why does this happen?

>>34210081
Real IQ tests are given by multiple people at different times and can cost around 100 dollars. Online IQ tests are special snowflake tests.

>>34210347
>Now I don't want to be intelligent.
why the fuck not

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>>34209950
iktf

115-120iq is the worst curse.

>when you read Machiavelli and he says that there are three kinds of brains; those who do not comprehend or understand, those that comprehend what others understand, and those who underatand on their own
>tfw you realize you're the second tier

>>34211856
I was in the gifted program in school (which means scoring over the 95th percentile in at least one of the main categories in intelligence), and I have a learning disability as well (Non-verbal learning Disorder), and there were 5-6 other Gifted kids who had different learning disabilities in the same class of about 30. So having dyslexia doesn't mean you aren't intelligent, it just means you're weak in one area.

>>34215507
i don't understand the quote.

so "top tier" people discovered all of the mathematics/science humanity has discovered on their own without schooling?

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>too intelligent to worry about threads like this

Me on the right.

>>34210274
>JohnnyNeptune detected

>>34209950
>paraphrasing "I only know that I know nothing"