I have got like a facial analysis and I need to get jaw surgery

that looks amazing

which one did you get ? Gold ?

> also which surgeon are you intending to visit for your bimax

>>34209617
Post your face it could be an exaggeration on your part especially if you have become obsessed with how you look and hyper awre of any flaws when people really dont focus on them as much as you.

I don't know what you look like but you should consider how well these surgeries age. lets say at 25 you've improved your looks will these improvements stay with you til 45? or will it just give you an eve more distorted appearance.

fuck it looks amazing i need this like ASAP ehere the fuck do i get it???

is it www.analyzemyface.com ??=??

nice samefag OP. bng

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>>34209701

:( how is thiss exaggerated lol its from my analysis

fuck i need t look human

>>34209712
www.analyzemyface.com

>>34209747
What about your upper-eyelid show?

loooks gooood

>>34210229

no i dont have upper eyelid show, my outer corner sits lower so i need to raise it to look better

>>34210229
Oh shit, just read the PDF and they mention it!
Is cosmetic surgery finally catching up with Aesthetology?

>>34209617
Go for it...these guys are pros.
Everything except maybe implants you should get. Non-bone-mimicking (i.e. can be replaced with calcium and doesn't require heavy screws to hold it down forever) Implants will weigh down the fat-pads on your face and fuck your face up imo.

Is that you in the picture? Looks pretty normal except for the NCT. I wouldn't waste the money of I were you

where did you get it'??? i have been muted so now i'll put some more info.

i like chocolate!!!

>>34210383
His chin and jaw are fucked.

>>34210315
Tilt aside, hooded eyes and a heavy brow are ideal imo.

www.analyzemyface.com ???

>>34210433
Yeah.
That's it, man.

>>34210383
And what have kids? They'll get your genes no matter how much surgery you get. Maybe get ripped and become more charming. Make tons of money. Women love money bro. Don't cuck your legacy

>>34210512
>what is genetic engineering, IVF, et. al
Getting ripped isn't going to make him Chad, anon.

>lookism fags

GET OFF MY BOARD

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>>34210512
this is gigantic cope.

who wants kids anyway

lmao

look at this -... do you think she cares that her DNA is rotten shit?
LOL

>>34210583
IVF isnt gonna make you chad either, you disgusting maggot

>>34210769
Dang thats impressive.
>you will never get facial surgery to go from ugly to a cute grill ;_;

>>34209617
How much this cost. Hey guys my plastic surgeon (really top of the like and picky)
Said "you look way different in pictures" and said there no needed operation. Where before I sent selfies and he recommended a bunch of shit? What the FUCK?

>>34209617
Yes anon you need facial surgery

That will be 9000 dollars

>>34211177>

i got it for like 67 dollars

Plenty of people have recessed faces now days. I was incredibly depressed about my recessed maxilla and chin until I actually went outside, almost everyone around my age has recessed facial bones, although I have mongoloid genes so I was doomed to have a flat face anyway. I think its either the soft diet or the increased sickness of living in the western world. Another contributing factor is that it is very easy for people with shit genetics to survive and breed.

I am half finnish mongoloid and half english skullcel + framecel. Doomed form the start.

>>34210957
>Implying I'm considering any concrete natalist plans
IVF is usually used to weed out the chances of passing on hereditary diseases or by gay couples who want children, but recently It's being used for things like three-parent offsprings.
If Anon's concern is passing down his subjectively subpar phenotypical traits IVF-- splicing the genes of Chad, his wife, and him--will always be an option for him.

No need to call me a maggot for explaining the choices out there for men like OP who want to have children but see themselves as defected in someway.

>>34209617

Facial surgery isn't worth the chance of permanent nerve damage and cost. I'd rather keep my mediocre face and be an escortcel. No point trying to get in the rat race to be as chad as possible.

Lmao just b urself

>>34211177
Can someone please help guys help I don't want to throw away more money on consultations what did he mean

>29 posts
>11 ips

OP if you are going to try and shill be upfront about it.

>>34209617
I'm gonna shoot my face off with my Barreta so the millitary pays for my facial reconstruction and gives me CHAD package

>AMA
why is this reddit shit here

weiiiiirrrdddd....where do you even find this??? seems legit

>>34209617
I can't wait till FACEandLMS and his goons from PUA/SLUT hate and lookism jump in the thread and start talking about the crazy trigonometry of faces like how the maxilla has to be X mm in the XX degrees in order for you not to be a virgin.

>>34211634
>FACEandLMS
Isn't he a plastic surgeon in the U.K.?

>>34211634

lookisim may be a complete fuckfest, but there are a fair few good nuggets of info on the site.

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>>34211634
>>34211673

it has some valid input but it destroys my sanity desu

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What the fuck you have to give them your email address and everything

How long does this take

I thought you could just upload a picture and it would evaluate it

>>34211673
I have PTSD from there. Every time I look into a mirror I'm doing like 100 calculations it's insane. I need therapy

>>34211693
>>34211764

Yeah same, I had to go to the emergency room after a huge anxiety attack from too much lookisim, I could barely walk or talk it was so bad.

>>34211694
Bump how long before you get your results from them

>>34211694

ive never seen a legit thing where you dont have to put your information lmao

its not like you buy drugs

>>34211789

is this troll? if not, please greentext, goddamnit lookism.

litereally the end of the internet

>>34211764
>>34211789
Damn I thought it was just me. I skipped work for like 3 weeks. Had to fake an illness and get a doctors note

>>34211827
>ive never seen a legit thing where you dont have to put your information lmao

Well how long do you have to wait before you get your results

>>34211875

op here

for me i sent pics and received result after i think 2 or 3 days

i expected like a week or so desu

>>34211919
Did you pay for it or did you do the free one

>>34211991
yeah i got the gold thing and sent in like multiple pics with difference lightings

which free one ?

>>34212056
It says you can get a free sample analysis.

THIS IS A SHILL THREAD FILLED WITH SAMEFAGGING

>>34211827

It's legitimate.

>bored on afternoon day off
>browsing /fit/ facial aesthetics thread
>noticed how frequent the ugly school shooter face is
>look into what causes it and came across the lookisim mewing threads
>realized that i have a similar recessed face and its too late to fix it
>did measurements, figured out my ratios and picked out asymmetries I've never seen before
>self esteem went into the toilet and I went into a panic state
>It doesn't feel like a normal anxiety attack, its dull, my brain slowed down, my heart was palpitating and my body felt numb
>got up and I could barely walk, mum was worried and asked what was wrong
>I told her with my slurred speech "I feel really really tired all of a sudden"
>she thinks im having a stroke or something
>go to Emergency Room
>doc gives me various anti psychotics and epilepsy drugs
>they didn't work but I came back after 2-3 hours as the anxiety subsided

Better to be a copecel than an anxietycel

>>34212145
Wow holy shit this is so similar to my lookism experience except back then it was on sluthate. Someone always kept jumping in and sayin "daily reminder to incles" and then you open the thread and all it's shows is KYS. I did all those complex facial calculations to make the web like in the OP I was feeling so nauncious in the process. I avoid mirrors and especially pictures like the plague. Every time I get a smartphone shoved in my face I go bezerk. Robots DO NOT go on lookism or pua or sluthate.

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>>34212145

However I feel it is impossible to cope when you have awareness

You can not revert back to your old self.

You either have to do something or forever be miserable, don't you?

>>34212077

i think you have to pay to get a facial analysis
it just wouldnt make sense lol

>>34212263
also im hardcore shilling by back2back posting

>>34212263
How is that pic even happen? I haven never ever seen a guy look like that and I go to a school of 23 thousand people but when I open up lookism there they are like dime a dozen

>>34212263
>qmoD mng3
really makes you think
also stop sucking in your cheeks

>>34212360
narcissistic richcels who think they deserve top 0.00000000001% of looks

>>34212391
Fuck you guys are gonna make me drop 12k on plastic surgery. I was gonna try to eat decent in 2017 too.

>>34212263

I'm still think I'm a 5/10 psl (I used to think I was an 8) all I need is a sliding genio or perhaps a chin wing depending on how much my goinal angle changes in the next few years. Luckily I'm not a skullcel or a manlet.

>>34212445
>all this lookism crazy jargon
Can you explain all these. I wanna get them too

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>>34212445
if youre a manlet you might aswell pierce your frontal lobe with a hollow-point bullet

literally over

>>34212539
What about that one surgery ? P.s I'm really tempted to go to lookism but I'm so scared of a anxiety attaxk

>>34212559
don't do it

it will evaporate your brain

if you looksmax, go to a really good surgeon and / or get this analysis shit done
then looksmax and live a happy life

if youre a poorfag however, no point in doing that, dont open pandora's box

>>34212559
what limb lengthenin? have fun recovering for 1 year and pay 100,000, that is if you dont have complications

no thanks
videogame cope it is

>>34212481

The jargon or the surgeries?

psl is puahate sluthate lookisim, where looks are gauged properly. a normie 7/10 is 5/10 psl aka average

sliding genio and chin wing are facial surgeries

goinal angle is the angle of the ramus to the mandible/ steepness of the lower jaw, low goinal angle = square jaw

skullcel is used to describe someone with a small skull, indicating poor bone growth and other subhuman traits.

>>34212637
Thank you very much. This shit is like a science. I'm avoiding lookism boys I'll heed the warning.

>lookism autists at it again

Fuck off you absolute maniacs. Don't you have ratios and angles to measure

>>34212786
I am ATM. Nature lighting is out and I'm out on the balcony chain smoking and trying to figure out how to use this cosmetic mirror. I wish I had a lookism pal so we could measure our ratios together.

>>34212786
>absolute maniacs
Can you expand on this who are they? Are they saying all this crazy jargon? Why are they invading r9k?

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>>34212637
How do you explain guys like Jon Hamm who have traits that are generally considered unattractive but somehow they still look good

>long face, narrow maxilla
>weak cheekbones
>narrow jaw
>large nose
>big forehead and mature hairline
>not much facial definition

In theory he should be ugly but most people agree that he is very good looking.

>>34212886
Near perfect symmetry trumps all.

>>34209617
Guys after lookism I measure my ratios Every morning and asa result late for work. How do I snap out of it?

>>34212886

I would have to guess facial harmony + decent eyes and symmetry.

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>>34212847
they are right in many ways
maybe a bit too extreme

i had some surgeries and now girls and boys (im bi) like me so much more
i didnt have this effect when i gymcelled @/fit/

but unfortunately lookism destroyed my sanity

i think lookism users split into 2 categories:
- goodlooking narcissistic autists
- literally socially inept ugly autists (basically r9k)

so there is a big BIG INTERSECTION

however difference is lookism seeks to improve their position with well thought plastic surgery

i have seen some really fuckin great results on that website

pic related is what some autist send me apparantly he planned carefully did some analysis and shit and presented a plan to some bullshit surgeon in south america

but yeah i guess you should stay away

>>34212990
lool its symmetry noo lol its much more advanced thats why no one knows why the fuck someone is attractive not even most lookism

Holy shit! It's a lookism/puahate/sluthate raid!

>>34213063
Any way to improve facial symmetry? Specially one of my eyes is a bit lower for whatever reason

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>curious about close set eyes
>find out the average interpupilary distance is 64.6 mm
>measure mine as carefully as I can
>it's 62 or 63 mm, so I have close-set eyes (which also indicate low IQ)
>with my ipd, measure my midface ratio (ideal ratio is 0.49-0.50) and find out it's 0.467
>am also a manlet (5'7) and I have a big nose

FUCKING
WEW

For all you suspected uggos out there, don't do any measuring. You'll see just how ugly you are.

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>>34213121
On the topic of symmetry, my jawline is really chiseled and defined on one side, and more puffy and rounded on the other side

Is that normal

>>34213207
Do you chew on one side?

>>34209617
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU y'all made me go back to lookism and now I feel like shit!

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>>34213192
>tfw also have close set eye

Truly a horrendous feel.

>>34213321
Is ther surgery for this. I've been stretching them out by pulling them both to look like Asian eyes gained 3mm

>>34213321
>>34213192
Close-set eyes don't begin until 60mm imo

You have to realize that Asians all have very wide-set eyes and they bring the average up a bit

>>34213063
this guy still looks like a cuck even with a normal chin

>>34213342
Are you fucking shitposting or are you serious

How long and give specific instructions, please. I swear, looking at photos of myself in high school, my eyes actually got CLOSER now at 21

>>34213364
Lucky asians what the fuck. So a HAHW mix is better chance at perfect eye distance? I'm remeasuring bros

>>34213374
Is it possible to look strong and masculine if you have a recessed chin

Neanderthals had recessed chins but they looked tough.

>>34213401
Ok you know how poems do that racist thing where they pull their eyes to look like Asian eyes. Do that for like 15 times morning and hold for like 10 seconds each time and then do it again at night before sleep. Be careful and do it with a right amount of force and not to much

>>34213342
>>34213401


Enjoy your retinal detachment. Please stop.

Proper oral posture is the only thing you should be doing. Hard gum, belt facepulling, and forceful stretching all seem to have potential for adverse effects.

>>34213411
Not him, but also remember that most people have close set eyes. Anglos can be pretty damn close set. I'd say 62mm is pushing it but should still not fuck you up 63 and above should be good

>>34209617

Did you seriously pay somebody to tell you that you're ugly?

>>34213451
Can you post proper oral posture never understood it please ?

>>34213063
The lineaments look nice but the skin looks like plastic

>>34213457

>tfw 65mm

It's time I get out and live the chad lifestyle.

>>34213530
Can i have 2mm pls!!!!!

>tfw 62.5 mm

FUCKING
END IT

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>>34213507
All you do is close your mouth and stick your tongue tongue to the roof of your mouth and you should notice right away that your chin looks more defined.

>>34213437
Yea, as long as all your other features are dom.

In fact, a recessed but broad chin with a huge jaw, forehead, small eyes, etc, can actually look masculine.

BBC's, Lesner, etc

When's the new FACEandLMS video coming out ?

>>34213507

tongue on roof of the mouth, teeth close or touching and lips together.

>>34213611
Soon I hope. It's amazing quality.

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>>34213321
Mine are slightly wide-set.

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>58 mm IPD
Holy shit

I think I just figured out why I'm so ugly. And I can't even get a procedure done like with height. Holy fuck

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>>34213321
Just measured and I'm 63 or so. Well, whatever. At least it's not too close set

>>34212847
>why are they invading r9k?

I want to know this too. What are you guys doing here? Get some new mods or something?

Can we start measuring maxila and tilt now?

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Which are better, wide-set or close-set eyes?

>>34213842

I think there is a pretty big crossover of lookisim visitors and r9k visitors just by how autistic both communities are.

>>34213905

yes i agree

originalo

>>34213611
Who the fuck is faceandlms ???? Why do people keep talking about him

>>34209617
People look different, OP. That's what makes us interesting. Having a chadface will not help you that much in life. Own your face, mate. You may not be beautiful, but you at least have features. Not like a featureless chad or chadette that are just identical pieces of plastic.

>>34210769
From Killface to Chadette. This transition makes me sad. I would rather have this girl as a friend if she had her killface on. Eyes that pierce the veil and see straight into your soul, a jaw that makes her look jaded as if she has seen and experienced it all and nothing impresses her. The girl looks as if she has interests, has an opinion, has something to say. Fucking hell, the pre-op face looks great. The after-op face is just... plain.

>>34214574
Yea for sure tell that to yourself poorfag

>>34213063
The guy on the left looks like a loser who probably has an interesting story to tell about his sucky life. An overall fun person to get drunk with at a pub, perhaps. The one on the right looks like a... loser who probably has no excuse of being one. Plasticface never wins.

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>>34212886
It's the finished product that matters. There's a lot the untrained eye can't see that makes him good-looking.
>weak cheekbones
Male cheekbones should be wide enough to give them a close to 2.0 fwhr, forward enough to cause a slightly positive canthal tilt, but not poofed out or prominent like the Bogandoff brother's. His are great, not narrow, and give him a good eye area and fwhr (looks to be about 1.8 or 1.7 which is above avg.)
>narrow jaw
It's prominent and suits him.
>large nose
You call that large?
>big forehead
Good thing.
>mature hairline
Suits his acting roles and age.

He's an 8 or 7.5 in the face and has money and status. Makes him a 10

>>34209617
As someone who did surgery and plan a little more. Do it! It help a lot - but the old baggage of bad experience wont leave you so after it invest in good therapist.

>>34214631
Mate, I spent a fortune on plastic surgery (health reasons). Not on my face, though. My face is not a perfect chadface, and that's the way I like it. It's my brand, if you will. And nothing, short of an accident, would make me consider "improving" it.

>>34214678
Actually, he looks different in the photo I posted and is probably like a 9 or 9.5.
Off the charts when you factor in money and status.

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Face does not make you. You make you. Take this fat and ugly dude, for instance.

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Fat, ugly, crooked yellow teeth...
Yet we love this fatso.
You don't need chadface for happiness or success.

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Bald, fatso, ginger, bublleface.
Not having a chadface really did not hinder his career.

>>34213121
Maxillary/ocular impaction probably.
Go talk to a Maxillofacial specialist and see what bone surgeries he suggest (stay away from plastic and fillers.)

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How much did having chadfaces help these two fatsos? Oh, right, they don't have chadfaces.

>>34213192
>close set eyes indicate low IQ
Or you're pretty young.
You know who is known for wide-set eyes? Blacks.

does anybody else not want to get surgery because they don't want to attract the kind of people who would only like them afterwards?

I used to be sad about not having a chad tier face but I kind of stopped caring when I realized most of my friends from school are average or below and have gfs that I consider cute.

There's a dude I used to know with literally no chin and he has a gf. One of my other friends looks like that old meme of the guy who looks like a thumb. He's married

>>34214945
>>34214991
Chadface is never the answer. People that have character in their features are not necessarily attractive, but they certainly are more interesting. Which, in my humble opinion, is much better. For example! In ye olde tymes people used to scar themselves on the face to look interesting. And women still prefer men with a scar on their face.

>>34214744
greentext pls

>>34214681
what did you get??

>>34213871
Both are bad but It's way better to be too wide than too close.

>>34215150
>Brow lift, forehead reconstruction, orbital rims shaving, hairline lowering
Now I plan to get
>Jaw and chin reduction (v-line one)

yes I'm a MtF trans.

>>34214574
>as if she has seen and experienced it all and nothing impresses her.
She deserves to be that way. She's one of a handful of non-syndromic patients that have had a lefort 3.
Look that up, my friend, it's hardcore.

>>34214677
psl tries to recommend bone surgery and facial reconstruction more than plastic.
Plastic is just masking the underlying faults of a face.

>>34209617
honestly the most amazing thing about this is how you can deduct such a thing as "sad, tired look" down to basically how your bones were shaped.

imagine how much impact this has on your friendships, success with opposite sex, financial success (especially job interviews) etc. for example a person will be considered competent, happy, energetic....just because his bones were put into his face at a certain angle. while the other will be thought of as depressed, tired...for the same reason. Someone can tell exactly which bones and their position are causing this. My mind is literally being blown to pieces this very moment.

>>34214945
You're talking about sane people. Seek another board.

>>34215370
i'm not sure what you mean

(original post #233)

>>34215419
>does anybody else not want to get surgery because they don't want to attract the kind of people who would only like them afterwards?

Anyone who is somewhat sane will think along these lines, and there's not that many of them around here.

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>>34215334

thats sadly the part most of robots, or people, even those that admit that looks matter fail to grasp:

it's not just dating. it's not just women. it's not just raw sexual attractiveness....

you're right.... male-male friendships, job interview & performance, "leadership" ability, even the fuckin judicial system desu are significantly influenced by looks... they did studies over studies on this... but its too painful to read it.

if you confront the incels with the fact that they judged an applicant on looks, they play dumb and say it's because he appeared confident and smart although he basically never said a word and just replied "yeah", "mhmhm", "whatever"

LOL
LOL AT LIFE

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>>34215334
... and yes the fact that there are professional people being able to tell you exactly that is actually highly impressive and intriguing. i'm really torn away between getting the honest, objective truth with OPs thing OR continue to wallow in my misery but failing to acknowledge some of the deepest, most painful truths.... fuaaaaaa

i guess there is the point of no return by now

>>34215334
>ugly people are more likely to be unemployed--probably because they're shut-ins that are afraid of being gawked at by Stacy
>ugly people are more likely to commit crimes. (there was a study that found that giving facial reconstruction to criminals with facial defects--cleft lip, fucked chin, etc.--cut down reoffending rates by 75%.)
>>more likely to be punished harshly for those crimes
>more likely to be hired than carbon copies of ugly versions of them
>less likely to suffer from mental illnesses
>height correlates with salary (an inch above avg adds $4000 to your yearly paycheck)
>80/20
>halo effect

Shit's fucked.
I'd say at least 70% of us are NEETs or losers because of our aesthetics and only our aesthetics.

>>34215565
this sounds like shilling desu. its not that hard for an amateur to tell whether you're attractive or not. even instinctively one can deduct whether someone looks tired or happy. no need to pay a shitload of money to a company to do it. and i would never get plastic surgery for this.

>>34215827
well everyone knows a goodlooking person when they see one lol
are you literally retarded
thats the thing
beauty is objective and we will know if someone passes the threshold within 0,000001 seconds

however i wouldnt know what precisely would cause this, and neither do normies
theyll think its hair or eyecolor lmao

anyway youre right. might not be worth it -will see

Holy shit this thread was a win for the PLS folks big time. Was tiring alround there for sometime.

>>34216696
>PLS folks
?

>>34215150
Here's your greentext
> High blood pressure
> Doc: Lose wight, faggot
> Me: can't b0ss, been fat since I was a wee little lad
> Doc: well shit
> Me: I can get lipo
> Doc: If you can - you should, or else you'll die of a heart-attack, you fat fuck
> Me: k, b0ss
After lipo blood pressure got significantly better. Still a fat fuck, tho. A little less, but still. And comfortably so.

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What the fuck can I do to not look so young? I look like a literal child, a girl in highschool thought I was about 14. I have long curly hair and a baby face and I'm short, but I can't grow a beard so there's no point in going bald. do I just work out?

>>34216880
Fuck off CHAD! Why do you come here from lookism to mock us with your tiny little problems

>>34216880
sorry son
>>34216745
did insurance pay for it?

>>34216880
Looking young is the last of your problems

>>34214943
I'm 22 and anglo, though

End it

>>34216880
how old are you?


originialli

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>>34216911

What the FUCK I'm not Chad in the SLIGHTEST

And this is me in high school by comparison. I really haven't matured. I'm in my 20's and still look the same.

>>34216938

What else? I might as well know

>>34217017

Let's just say I'm in college

>>34216934
I paid for it. Insurance does not cover these things.

>>34217023
Drop a throw away I succc you boiiiii

>>34217083
>Drop a throw away I succc you boiiiii

No you won't, I'm very intimidated by women

>>34209747
What's the problem? I'm not seeing it

>>34217023
I remember you, you're the guy who got teased by them girls right?

>>34217180

I got teased by a lot of girls but idk if you're thinking of the same story.

I guess "yes"

>>34217210
im a boy >>34217100

urigunaleo

>>34217023
Sigh...
>eyebags
>weirdly shaped eyes
>neandertal forehead
>big nose
>no jaw
>no cheekbones
>greasy hair

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>>34217241

HI OP

dsajd

>>34217257
? I'm not Op

geregere

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>>34217241

>Eyebags

True

>weirdly shaped eyes

Do I? I never noticed

>neanderthal forehead

Absolutely true and it really upsets me. I also have a neanderthal occipital bun

>big nose

Absolutely true, looks like a clown nose. I've gotten comments about it before

>no jaw

I mean, it's just kind of average. Nothing special.

>no cheekbones

true

>greasy hair

It's actually very dry

I think all these basically add up to me looking childlike, due to lack of bone definition. Also, m my mother smoked and drank when she was pregnant with me. It's a shame, because my father is quite handsome.

Please tell me if there is any surgery or something similar I can do

>>34217241
You're>>34215235
Shut up faggot.

>>34217372
No lol I'm not. Can I prove it somewhere?

>>34217343

Your father shares some of the same features, eyebags, big nose, greasy hair

>>34217401
Somehow*, I'm retarded

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>>34217433

I don't know what you mean by greasy hair because neither of us has greasy hair, it's remarkably dry and several hair dressers point this out. He does have flaws like anyone else, yes, but overall he's quite handsome. I think in his case, with his blue eyes, the eyebags give him an /fa/ look.

>>34217479
He has a great jaw, he's handsome indeed

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>>34217241
He still has a chance maybe.

>>34214918
Mocking themselves non stop is what got them "success".

>>34217516

And his fucking lineage devolved into me. It makes me so angry when my father tries to give me girl advice, or says things like "oh, you're not THAT much shorter than me, only a few inches" or "I LIKE that your face is thin, I think it's handsome"

I'm mostly upset about looking a lot like my mother.

>>34217554

I can look like him? How?

Please give me advice. I've tried working out, going bald, growing my hair out. I don't know what to do to finally look good.

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>>34217372
paranoid much?
>oruginul!

>>34217605
No but I don't like to be accused gratuitously

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>>34209617

I'm from lookism and i got this thing done

I had the Gold and they delivered within 2 or 3 days

I was actually kind of obsessive about facial aesthetics and looks theory but it has provided me some insights...
I was sceptical about paying money over the internet for that but I guess most top maxfac charge more and I saw a thread on a German forum, might as well give it a try.

Anyway I always knew I had phoocked up jaws and shit, but they actually suggested a form of nasal spine osteotomy, midface lift and spreader grafts in lower eyelid, to fix my saggy face

DESU i didn't expect this shit.

i'm willin to blow like 30K euros into surgery, but i want a NOTICEABLE improvement... first time in a while i feel sort of happy

btw
> ideal EME angle
> above average FWHR
> underprojected lateral thirds of the mouth
> great symmetry overall but poor chin symmetry

will i become PSLs zyzzbrahh???

>>34217597

Also, I remember I had this: near full body X-rays

http://imgur.com/a/qpUNZ

Please look at me skeleton

>>34217800
Beautiful.

Oru nA Leo

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>>34211671
no this is him, he's a hideous nigger so he feels the need to spread the joy

>>34218313

So, is it ok?

>>34218722

im afraid it is outside my competencies to tell you that my son

>>34212703
its bullshit broscience

>>34212703

wait, lookism ISN'T good? I thought the gave brutally honest advice on facial aesthetics and what can be done to improve

>>34212145

Lookism fucks my shit up too. The funny thing is I can get laid, but lookism has managed to convince me that they must be doing it as some kind of trick because I don't look like a male model. Like maybe they are only fucking me so I don't go ER and shoot up a school.

>>34218625
He's 6'3 at least.

>>34219199
no way... as a black perrson??

>>34219199
hate the dude don't care and his weird midface obsession. That video is such bs

>>34216880
You don't even look young. Your beta eyes does not equal young looking. So many robots claim they're ''babyfaced'' but they're actually just ugly.

>>34211177
Your selfies are shit. Probably bad angles or the lense making you look weird. If your face is close to the camera it will make your nose look bigger, etc.

>>34210512
I'm not sure these aesthetic flaws are always genetic rather than developmental

lots of shit can fuck a kid up, like mouthbreathing

>>34219357

C-C-C-COMPACT MIDFACE

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>>34219831

What's wrong with my eyes? I don't have a negative canthal tilt. My friend today actually said I had nice eyes. I think it might be my eyelashes.

And I do think I look young in addition to ugly, because I often get ID'd.

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Hey guys do i look like a cuck or a chad or a cyborg or a normalfag or hwuht

Im 19

>>34221291
that guy is trying waaaaay too hard