>Take anons advice from here about being assertive and just

>>34212868
probably the part that starts with "Haha". that just show's you're desperate

You're trolling but still too beta

Should have given her a set time and place instead of "sometime"

>Let's get a drink at faggot bar at 8pm Saturday

>>34212868
Why'd you ask like that though? Couldn't you have been a tad less creepy?

that isn't being assertive....

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>first reply is "...?"

you never ever had a chance and it was redundant to even try.
find a new female that shows a little more interest in you - enough interest to at least grant you the respect of replying using actual words - and try again

>>34212868
>hahah. I promise i'll pay for everything
Found your fault. That's creepy and desperate as fuck.

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>Soooo
>Haha.
>I promise I'll pay for everything

>haha
>ill pay for everything

Dont do this

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>>34212868
"Wanna have a drink?"
That's all you had to say. All the other stuff was superfluous and super-duper cringey. especially the 'i promise i'll pay for everything because i'm a desperate faggot'. are you fucking autistic or what?

>busy, sry
bitch how are you busy at every instance of "sometime"?
is chad's cock lodged that deep in your throat?

>>34212868

Q. If you were boiled in a pot of stock what would the result be?

A. Vegetable Soup.

That isn't fucking assertive at all.
Should have been one message, straight to the point, no awkward laugh, no promise to pay like a beta bitch.
A simple "wanna go for a drink some time" is more than sufficient

Her response is weak though. She saying she'll be busy forever

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>>34212868
>"Haha. I promise I'll pay for everything"

>>34212868
The mistake was that you tried. You are obviously not meant to succeed in this game.

>>34212868
>sometime
>busy
You didn't even mention a date and she rejected you like that so no there's no hope.Well there wasn't any when you said "I promise I'll pay for everything" to begin with

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>>34212868
24 year old KHV here
if you were already in mid-conversation and the conversation is about to end that's when i'd bring up asking her out
if you're not even at that point i got no idea
also what >>34212993 said

>sooo
>haha
>I promise I'll pay for everything
fucking hell mate could you be any more beta?

>>34212868
Shouldn't have said you would pay for everything. That's already assumed, unless you are Uber Chad

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OP here. Tried to convince her again, she replies with "lol no." I want to die.

>>34212868
You probably acted like a friend beforehand and dont promise to pay for shit. Just say "i want to take you out for drinks"

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>>34213083
Stop licking her feet motherfucker

>>34213083
>please
>please
>promise

You're a slow learner, aren't you

>>34213083
Obviously your onitis is a bitch OP. You dodged a bullet.

>>34213083
Never put the cunt on a pedestal. You are acting like she is better than you.

>>34213083
>C'mon please

Christ on a cross, you're fucking retarded. Acting this thirsty and desperate.

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>>34212868
It was pretty beta, but it's not the worst that I've seen. The thing about being assertive is that you won't have to spend years cringing over the way you confessed your feelings in a novel length text. That's really all it gets you. If a woman doesn't like you there's nothing you can do or say to change the outcome.

>>34212868
Your mistake was saying "Wanna"

thats not assertive.

what you should have said is.

"We SHOULD have a drink friday, or some other time."

>>34213083
Dude that is some retarded beta shit you wrote there. Stop being a cringey fuck that prays to that bitch, move on and find a gril that actually likes you, or at least don't hate you, like she does.

>>34213083

These are terrible fake texts son. C'mon man

>>34213113
He didn't dodge a bullet,she shot himself

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>>34212868
>>34213083
>Soooo
>gave her enough time for the "...?"
>Haha
>I'll pay for everything
>C'mon please
>please again

This has to be a troll.

>>34213083
I wouldn't be surprised if she only keeps you in her contacts because she is afraid of what you would do if she deleted you. She is probably talking to her friends about what to do and if there is a way to forcefully remove you from her life. I can understand her, you seem so desperate that it should just be a matter of time until you threaten either her or your own health in order to "have a drink". Do yourself and everyone in your life a favor and apply yourself. Cut all contact. Become the person you want to be. Then try again. You are nothing but a burden right now.

>>34212953
this. luckily OP can learn

>>34213083
This cant be not fake

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>Soooo I was just wondering
>Haha
>I promise I'll pay for everything

Yeah you really asserted your dominance there bro. It's a miracle she didn't instantly have a dozen orgasms from the sheer manliness which emanates from your posts.

>>34213122
that could have gone decidedly worse

>>34212868
>Haha.
Haha.

Original.

>>34213195
>that could have gone decidedly worse
yeah, that's my point. She obviously considers this guy attractive enough to reward megabeta behaviour.

>>34213083
Let's say this worked, this wouldn't be a relationship because she would know you are desperate. She would be the boss and you had nothing to say.
>step 1: be on the same, if not higer, level as the girl.

Why did you not ask her out in person instead of text?

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>>34213083
>>34212868
Entertaining at first but this is clearly a troll.

>>34213254
>Entertaining at first but this is clearly a troll.

*tips*

>>34213083
>C'mon please can we get a drink?
>Please
>I promise
Jesus Christ this is one of the most beta texts I've ever read. How autistic do you have to be, anon? You should have just said, "I'm going out for drinks on [insert date here], you should join me." It's not that hard, especially over text where you don't have to worry about appearing nervous.

>>34213284
This whole thread is nothing but a strawman scenario just for the sake of being r9k related but... just no. Not quite believable.

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>>34213083
You're so beta, anon! Girls will never respect you if you keep talking like that.

>>34213333
Woaoah nice trips

>>34212868
How could OP take something so absolutely simple and fuck it up this bad?

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>>34212868

>Shows lack of interest with barely any words.
>"Haha. I promise i'll pay for everything."

Find another girl and next this one.

>>34212868
>Haha
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
you had a choice op but you made sure to show your awkwardness through text. you're fucking stupid.

>>34213083
you do know she's gonna blag about this to her friends right?

>>34212868
>haha

Why do betas do this?

>>34212868

You're obviously a troll, no guy on his right mind would do something like that

>>34212868
>I promise I will pay for everything haha
Top kek op, alpha as fuck

>>34213667
It's a way to deal with nervous texts haha

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Did I do any better

>>34212868
First of all, you're probably physically unattractive, so you're at a disadvantage from the start.

That said, offering to pay for everything is desperate as fuck. You might as well have told her that you're a thirsty KV at that point.

Move on to the next one and don't be retarded about it like you were here.

>>34213897
Is that your gay friend?

>>34213897
Bit rambling, but she seems to be into it. Good job, anon.

>>34213897
gj mane, don't sperg out now

>>34213083
Jesus, OP, have some self respect. Even if she's a 10/10, it's not worth degrading yourself like this.

>>34212995
No, she's just trying to tell him to fuck off in a polite way

>>34213897
There you go. Confident and concise. You did nothing wrong.

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>>34213897
>they have ribs

>>34213897
who was suggesting the steak? Some girls just want to have a nice meal if you know what I mean.

>>34212913
right? I still laughed pretty hard at the "sometime" and "busy" part

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>>34213083
I don't even have a fucking reaction picture for this.

Unironically kill yourself my man.

>>34214052
And that's how anon learned that the poster was Black.

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Did someone say haha?

>>34214062
She did
The steak is good but the place serving it had no other good bulking food options

>>34213083
this has to be fake
its impossible to be this clueless and autistic

>>34213897
Congratulations, hopefully this is one of your last posts here

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Jesus christ OP you kek

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Even fake girls turn me down. I thought I was doing well. I started out like chad would but then tried to add some sense of self-awareness since I thought it would be endearing.

>JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO XD

>>34214176
I hope you have a place to take her. The dinner is a test to see you are not going to wear her skin. She wants to have the tingly times with you.

>>34214382
when approaching a girl like this, you need to be ready for rejection.

Ask a 100 girls. if 99 reject you, its only the 1 that didn't who matters.

>>34213083

maybe you are just ugly. its okay anon, ugly guys dont get to have drinks with girls.

>>34214476
it was a girl(male) but yeah I see what you mean. I honestly thought it would work considering (s)he advertised as wanting casual sex etc

>>34212928
>creepy
are you a woman or just a faggot, in the picture is just someone displaying insecurity, fucking faggot

>>34212868
You should have went like this OP:

>Hey, I was wondering
>....?
>You wanna have a drink sometime?

Then whatever, she'll say yes or no cant have them all but still better than the pic

>>34212868
>Haha I promise I'll pay for everything
I mean I'm pretty fucking beta but jeez dude that's fucking w e a k

>>34213897
>eating meat
L m a oooooooo

>>34214444
Nice quads
We're college students, the dinner in that screenshot already happened at a dining hall. I plan on inviting her over for cheap wine and music on Friday

>>34214155
You are correct top kek

Why is your obeitis a woman who was literally 0 interest in you?

>>34214503
doesn't mean they don't want to be treated like a lady either. Be polite next time. Can also try apologizing. Say something like pretty girls make you act a little brash.

>>34214545
If you are looking to date, Friday is good. If you are looking for sex, Thursday is better.

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>>34213897
Good job man. I'm proud of you.

Unoriginal

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>>34213122
Originally posted comment hr dhjfhidvjf

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>>34214544

>not eating meat
>not having hear eat your meat

>>34212948
This should of been the end of it. She was never interested in the first place and her reply tells you all you need to know (that you have no fucking chance at all)

don't micro-analyze it, don't do anything like that - she is so completely uninterested in you that you asked her out and she gave you barely a 2 word dismissal.

Yeah it sucks but shit happens.

>>34214382
>Um...hey

Because that's totally what a chad would say.
Especially over a fucking text.
Chad would emotionally manipulate her, not be like "hey bitch wanna jump on my cock like a fucking octopus, motherfucker?"

>>34212868
You didnt take the advice about being assertive

>>34214556
I'm actually too offended at this point to try sucking up to him. He looked cute and it would have been nice to try the crossdresser/femboy fantasy but if he's going to be uppity and snobby with me then my pride stops me from going back. I can't stand when people see me as below them like that.

I'll for sure never try that approach again because it's against my nature and seems too risky.

>>34213185
Too many retards get told to be 'assertive' and don't understand it only works if you're normal and really attractive. The lack of self-awareness in this place makes my teeth hurt but I can't stop reading because it makes me feel a million times better about myself.

>>34214667
You have to understand that they may get hundreds of filthier one line messages a day like.

"suck my sweaty cock." or "can you sit on my face and I eat you out bb."

might just be tired of it and looking for something genuine, even if just for casual sex.

Try not to take it so personally.

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>>34213897
>Actually looks pretty insane tonight

Wtf does this mean

Oh yea maccies has an event on tonight, looks fucking insane. Restaurants are always the same regardless of when you go. What the fuck does this mean?

Uyuuuuuuuugggghhh

>>34213144
>He didn't dodge a bullet,she shot himself
>She shot himself

>>34212868
>I promise I'll pay for everything
>Promise
>Pay for everything
Beta fucking faggot

>>34215035
woo sorry I meant to type he
>better greentext his typo
woooooooo

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>>34212868
How the fuck can you be so beta jesus christ.

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>>34213897
We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen
Show us your magic trick, master

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>>34215756
Prlndnejsmsmdhdh

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>>34214382
The dots man... cut them of especially over text, you're not talking to her face to face for fuck's sake

>>34214519
No that is super fucking creepy.
>Someone getting all spergy and nervous because they're trying to do the stuff they saw in porn with you
>and going "haha! I'll pay for everything haha!"

Creepy as hell. Clearly you're going to be a virgin for along time too with ""advice"" like that.

>>34214161
Underrated
>i just want to know haha
>do you think he is embarassed haha

>asked a girl if another girl is available
>she tells me she is out of my league
>a few weeks the girl asked the girl about me
>o his hot, his into video games it's all he would want to do is play video games
>heart sunk in
>a few months flirt with a girl
>she tells me i lost interest when i found out you like video games. was i just so you can lost your virginity
>no i lost it before the car accident
>o sorry
>as i left the place i heard the girl say i feel sorry for anon, he asked about the girl i cockblocked him

>>34215933
Your English is great. I understood that.

>>34215933
10/10 greentext. Mind posting it in sober english now so we can read it? that'd be great

>>34215933

fucking leaves

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>>34212975
This. You couldn't seem more desperate even if you tried.

>>34212868
Why did you say "I promise I'll pay for everything" ? Isn't that a given?

Also paying for a meal is so ordinary that a girl wouldn't blink at the idea of someone paying for her. Who said that was special or anything to even go out for lol

Don't play yourself like a fool

Shit
You could pay me and I still wouldn't go out lmao

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>>34216127
>be me
>rich
>someone still wants to pay for my dinner

this will never fucking happen.

>>34216180
i don't get it

misquote?

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>>34213254
Yup obviously the same screenshot, the only difference is the first one is cropped

>>34216180
one's affluence has nothing to do with the other person wanting to buy them food

you're dumb

>>34213083
It's not that she's a bitch or anything but like her and rest of us here she thinks you're incredibly pathetic and desperate.

Give up.

>>34212868
Maybe she doesn't drink, you assumming faggot. Might notice this if you're ever actually around people, but a lot of females don't seem to care too much for alcohol. Offer coffee next time, that's one thing everyone loves.