Any stories, lads?
>be chad
>get money
>fuck your bitch
>die
>go to heaven
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>15 through 17
>girls c r a w l i n g all over me everywhere I go
>18 now
>too busy to socialize due to my full-time job being essay writing to pay for college
>even my part-time modeling has to be put on the back burner due to this
>when I get to college, everyone will be dyed hair tumblrinas
>the head of all the tech organizations will probably be #WomynInStem: The Person
But I also deride those salty loser fucks who say "high school was the best time of their lives"
I guess I better just go tranny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAVXNFlsQEstop fucking muting me for 4 minutes and 16 seconds
>tfw good looking but not aesthetically perfect
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I DONT WANT TO BE "PRETTY HOT" I WANT TO BE HOTTER THAN TONI MAHFUD, BETTER THAN MANU RIOS, MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN MARIANO DI VAIO I WANT TO BE A GOD
I'm down to three girls I'm fucking now. One of the previous ones just friendzoned me. Sucks.