You wake up one day as the El Presidente of an island country.

It would just be a lot of laws that make it legal for me to fuck anyone and anything. But I'm sure the UN would get involved.

>>34212862
Set an armory with 3 coconuts, a fish and half a kiwi and go reestablish the Roman Empire.

declare war on the US, everyone on the island becomes a soldier, I become general and kill as many yanks as I can

>>34212862
>tfw you will never be the leader of a small, self-sustaining island nation and enjoy all worldly pleasures far away from the gangrenous plague of society.

>>34213152
>you will never be part of some rich, noble family that can do anything and can live off daddy all your life

Can we get some more stats? Natural resources? Location? Population? GDP?

>>34212862
Drugs legalisation. Do cocain in front of the camera to encourage people to consume drugs.
>Create a party island
After a month we don't have money so we kill ourselves.

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>Declare White Ethno-State
>Deport all non-whites
>Invade Germany, declare my reign as the Fourth Reich
>We Europe now
>Forcefully deport or kill all non-whites
>Peace and prosperity forever

>>34212862
Close the borders and watch as my country collapses because the birth rate isn't high enough and we can't train anyone to do important jobs.

Basically just what Britain is now, except no anti-porn laws and only selective immigration. If Theresa May legalized porn and halted immigration, I honestly would have nothing to complain about.

>>34213989
Britbongs can't watch porn? Why is it that on Pornhub it has a section that shows popular videos in the United Kingdom?

>>34214041
na they ban what is related to domination, like facesitting...

>>34214041

Its the thin end of the wedge, they've already banned many catorgories of porn that are completely innocuous. We're going to go back to how it was pre-2000's where porn was banned thanks to Sharia May.

>>34214041
Its to 'protect the children' or some shit. You cant watch fetish porn, it's illegal.

>>34214169
So, if I lived in the UK, my foot fetish folder would be considered illegal? It's just pictures of feet, nothing lewd.

>>34212862
Try to create a 100% automated and sustainable infrastructure to create a technological utopia.

>>34212862
Establish a council that is voted into office, then resign. I'm really not the kind of person to run a nation, other than running it into the ground.

turn my country into the largest patron organization for video games and anime and comics in the entire world

I will usher in a new age of nerd shit and will go down in history as the savior of the neckbeards

>>34214224
It suggests you're likely to start cutting off peoples' feet and displaying them in your rape dungeon. We're not willing to take that risk.

>>34214224
Yeah, it's to prevent you from randomly going up to people and licking their feet.
This is what Theresa May actually believes. She thinks it'll stop children developing fetishes as well.

Not you know, requiring porn sites to have stricter over 18 controls, or parents to have stricter control of their internet for their children. Nah, ban all fetish porn. Fill up those jails with people with foot fetishes. Give them a criminal record. 10/10

>>34214433
>>34214224
>>34214169
>>34214041
>this is what conservatives want to do
seriously this needs to be stopped

>>34214483
Should've voted Remain. The germans would've protected our fetish porn.

>>34212862
What is the island like before you come into power? How big is the population? I'm assuming it's a Spanish speaking island in the carribean?

Is this a tropico thread?

Tropico Thread.

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>>34213326
>implygin

>>34214831
>what is the island like
shit, a pig farm, a dock and a few country houses
>how big is the population
less than 100
>spanish speaking
yeah

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>>34212862
Thought about this, but with an island near Africa. It would be harder to look like Hitler s well since I'm black.
>give dumbass Chad power while I manipulate him from the shadows
>make country a hellhole
>get people to go to East Europe
>some citizens became sleeper cells though
>refugees fuck shit up in Europe like normal
>activate sleeper agents
>refugees start killing everyone, eachother and themselves
>start attacking non-NAFTA African countries
>once Africa is conquered, take over Europe
>during that time, convert myself into a cyborg
>bomb the shit out of the Middle East
>fight the rest of the world on the ages of Isreal, with the cybernetic bodies of me and my trips wiping out everyone

>>34212862
>Marijuana cultivation is mandatory for all households
>One child per couple
> People are killed after 65~
> Patches are given to people who I've deemed attractive enough to sleep with me and by law are scheduled to do so at my discretion.

And you know, the basic shit. No killing or stealing, no rape, etc.

>>34214162
>>34214077
Why haven't the police arrested me yet if I live in the UK and watch cbt with 40gb of ballbusting clips on my hdd?

>>34215311
It only concern producers.

>>34215345
I still find it funny how if I give my consent as an adult to a female adult and allow her to kick me in the balls its considered illegal. Its like the police shooting a man who is about to commit suicide to prevent him from jumping.

>>34214433
I'm glad I live in the USA , then.
>tfw over 6gbs of foot fetish material

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>>34212862
>the El presidente
>the
>el
>in the same sentence

Did any other spanish anons get triggered by this?

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Gold Standard backing
Funding into schools and infrastructure
Community Centers
Public Libraries
Public learning courses for adults and children alike
Conservation Department set up and funded properly
Renewable Energy investment
Public classes on health and fitness
Mandatory fitness
immigration reform to make sure no immgrants until my country and its people is completely taken care of

much more but it get spretty deep

>>34214433
It's funny I got my piss fetish when I was 12 and I didn't have access to the Internet. Welp I better learn German I guess lads.

>>34215802
Who gives a shit what beaners or paella niggers think lol