Egg-kun p-please do not be so lewd! baka! d-don't you know

>Eggy said he dad made him swear to shapen up his life and inspired him to follow a more "traditional" life

>Bangs a transexual


What did he mean

>>34248839
Why do people think they fucked?

Pizza could easily pull a better looking guy than eggman

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You literally can't make this shit up senpai

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>>34248814
>2 days before he was ranting about how faggotry and premarital sex were degenerate
>2 days later, he bangs a tranny
What did he mean by this?

but pizza did have a boner

>>34248893
Guessing egg was thinking like a nigger and just wanted to get his dick *wet*.

did they actually fuck or are people just saying that since they streamed together

>>34248814
boy oh boy
desu

>>34248814

I lost this part of the stream What were they doing there?

>>34248967
They didn't actually fuck

I honestly think Pizza was adorable last night. I want my own Pizza.

>>34248967
no one knows for sure , they ended the stream after slow dancing together and a lil bump n grind

>>34248994
I want to be an adorable pizza, more than anything

>>34248967
there was definitely some chemistry but whether or not they made love will always be their little secret

>>34248989
they slow danced to end the stream, eggy asked pizza to be his prom date. it was very cute.

>>34248888
>a man looks like a man

stop the presses

super nice quads though bro

He completely ditched women lads. He'd rather stick his dick in the shitter of a mentally unstable faggot.

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>>34248814
Shoutout to Jynx the cat.

>>34248814
when will we establish that this guy is not welcome here

>>34248893
>premarital sex is degenerate
this is a view few robots hold, when did he say this/what vid?

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>>34248994

What the fuck is going on?

Eggy banged Pizza? Someone please elaborate for me. If there is a video, please link it.

>>34249085
Eggman isn't a robot, he just parrots whatever is popular on the current board he uses.
He used to parrot red pill stuff from /r9k/ then he moved to more nihilistic and bitter "black pill" rhetoric when it was in vogue, with the election he switched to /pol/ referencing kek and meme magic a lot.

>>34249119
Pizza went on eggmans stream and they played video games together. Pizza got continuously more shy and depressed after 10 hours of being ripped into by stream and /r9k/.

They slow danced at the end to make up for the fact that neither of them went to prom

They didn't fuck, they didn't even kiss

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>>34249119
they streamed together for 8 hours and were very sweet to each other. maybe they banged maybe not.

>>34249119
They streamed, pizza rests on eggman and he put his arm around him/her, and they danced together and all signs point to lewd things happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_mhDzN2SE

he/she/it rested her head on eggys shoulder quite a bit

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Eggy and Pizza is the romance /r9k/ deserves. They're the perfect couple for this desperate, broken-down corner of the internet and I hope they had a nice mini-Prom together.

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Eggy was not lewd with pizza... fuck off.

>>34249165
I never knew Pizza was so thicc

honestly I want mckenzie beckett so badly.

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i wish pizza was my practice gf

>>34249165
>on hormones, hoping to start dressing like a girl 24/7
>my shoulders are exactly like this

Am I fucked

>>34249137
Could you really call him a cyborg? He's had it pretty rough, maybe a cyborg that lost his implants

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>>34249210
>man shoulders
>thicc

>>34249210
Men can't be thicc, can they? Maybe I'm thicc.

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>>34249210
he thicc
og

Pizza if you're in this thread just want you to know I love you and your new hair looks so friggin cutie.

I can't believe you met eggman. Aaahhh the urge to ask you about it is strong but I don't want to be rude. Ignore the plebs, you are one cutie friggin patootie holy crap.

-Your twinsie

>>34249198
nah, fuck faggots

>>34249236
Depends, but definitely don't do horizontal stripes. It does no favors to the shoulders

has anyone got a link to the full stream?

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>you will never be friends with Pizza and Eggman and enjoy the awkward but rejuvenating moments of recreated youth.

>>34249211
i was looking at a lot of pics of her the other day to see who she was because she was in eggys stream.... honestly shes not very attractive.

>>34249165
they look to be having fun
I wish they would ignore these threads, but I saw Pizza replied to one earlier today
They should just enjoy the bounty of friendship and dick

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>>34249242
Is it possible to pass with broad shoulders? The answer determines if I kill myself or not

please be honest and do not troll

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>>34249312
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS FEEL STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>34249347
pizza manages to look alright with a wide frame

no tranny ever fully passes under any circumstances so there's that

>>34249347
Probably not.
Technically you will never pass to the astute observer because the male skull is always significantly larger than a female's skull.

>>34249347
yes, you'll still be a shrimplette in the presence of actual manly men, egg is just a shrimp himself

>>34249361
>>34249312
I want to go on a halcyon roadtrip through Europe with Eggy and Pizza, enjoying youthful caprice without this constant fear of social rejection.

>>34249347
Yes. Outside of the internet nobody actually cares or will spend hours analyzing you to conclude that if you have wide shoulders you must be a man.

>>34249040

kek I just watched it and that was so cute and awkward Loved it

>>34249418
Why are the rational comments so often hidden in spoilers?

pizza's voice is A+
never seen a tranny pull off the voice before

>>34248814
Jesus fucking christ I wanna suck that trannys cock and sniff her ass so bad. And I'm not even gay tb h.

Why am I the only one boiling with jealousy over this shit

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>tfw no qt Pizza friend to love

>>34249462
I wish pizza wasn't scared away from /r9k/ so she could tell me how to start training my voice to be like hers

>>34249085
Its in one of his streams from this week. I believe its the one he tried to do 2 streams in one, but failed.

I still can't get over how Eggy had his shirt unbuttoned. Like, full on chest exposure. The dude was clearly going for the kill.

>mfw Pizza says they're not dating and didn't hook up

Heart breaking in more ways than one, at least he got a dance out of it though.

>>34249477
>Why am I the only one boiling with jealousy over this shit
You're not. I'm seething with jealousy, I feel like crying

Except it's not to fuck pizza but to be pizza

>>34249210

I gained a little weight this past year due to increased estrogen dose.

>>34249347

Honesty don't listen to these faggots itt. If you have shoulders like mine you will be okay.

>>34249254

I love you too :3 twinsies for life

>>34249480
Voice training isn't too hard. I got mine by mimicking a lot of girl cartoon characters growing up

>>34249281

nah, fuck you, this isnt about faggots its about being desperate and with no options only real losers find real love

>>34249439
Because the average comment is trolling, joking, or just somebody trying to fuck with you. Placing it in spoilers indicates that it's not a "normal" response.

>>34249502
Pizza please take me in as your trap apprentice, you're everything I wish I could be

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>>34249502
Pizza-Senpai im glad you're doing okay! Don't let jerks get you down too much
t. Your favorite mexican

>>34249165
Lmao why is she wearing shoulder pads

>>34249502
I had no idea who you were until these threads today, but I want you to know that I look up to you as a role model.

>>34249502
Can you teach me how to shave my balls and butthole

Not a trap I just wanna look cute

Wait a minute

That's a fucking guy

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>e-eggman I know I'm not a real girl
>but maybe I could be your g-girlfriend tonight?

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>>34249651

anon i just fapped to her dont say that

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>"she"
>"lesbian"
really made me think, eggy

>>34249502

WTF eggman is actually banging a trap?

that is disgusting

kill yourself you failed normie piece of shit

>>34249677
Plz tell me someone else sees it: Pizza looks like Sam Hyde here

>>34249502
>Honesty don't listen to these faggots itt. If you have shoulders like mine you will be okay.
Thanks pizza

I hope to whatever God exists that I turn out half as cute as you

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>>34249715
whoa maybe Pizza is actually Sam Hyde!?!

ITT: cancer

original

>>34249534

I dunno I am probably not the best choice of senpai.

>>34249561

Thank you Gloomy also thanks for the qt snap last night sorry I didn't reply.

>>34249634

I'm honored.

>>34249642

Trimmer

>>34249703

We did not have sex though.

>>34249734

You can do it. If I am anywhere near as manly as r9k tells me you can definitely do it lol.

>>34249739

I am Tran Hyde

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>>34249502
You're pretty good desu
I like your hair

>>34249754
What state does egg live in?

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sooo, what did he mean by this?
cfvkghlj

>>34249754
>We did not have sex though.
I believe you ;)

>>34249754
>I dunno I am probably not the best choice of senpai.
Yes you are, I just want to be like you and gloomy and be cute and live like the gender I want to be, you have so much you could teach me

>>34248888
kek

and nice quads btw

>>34249165
what's wrong? They look like a typical british couple

>>34249838
both of them have penises

>>34249754
As long as you recognize that you're a dude dressing as a chick it's all fine.

I thought pizza of hotter. She's way too manly

> all these people being nice to pizza
> all these people being mad / jelly of pizza

Is Pizza a Stacy?

EGGED

apparently thats not an original comment

Wait WHAT

Gloomy is mexican? Not sure but I think I'm turned on even more.

>>34249871
YOLKED.COM

>>34249851
yeah, and your point is?
origionaldo

>>34249838
>>34249851
and neither of them are british

>>34249864
>Is Pizza a Stacy?
more like a Chad desu

you just know pizza had yolk all over his face by the end of the night

>>34249502
DID
YOU
GET
E G G E D

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT ORIGINAL

Eggy hates r9k lads fuck him

>>34249754
Its okay, you looked tired by the end of stream :o

>>34249783

Okay autists. I feel retarded for even having to address this, but that is my belt buckle sticking out. No, I did not get a boner for 20 minutes and tuck it upwards somehow. Somebody pls pull out the other screen cap showing my tummy with my belt...

>>34249770

Thank you I love my hair.

>>34249771

Please go away Zyionz

>>34249812

It's like something you learn as you go, but feel free to ask stuff in tranny threads.

>>34249861

I never claimed to be hot, only cute.

>>34249944

NO

>>34249754
>We did not have sex though.
was there succ

>>34249960
Please post more vids to your tumblr soon you vixen

>>34249961
You do know eggman has a tranny fetish.

>>34249961
>I never claimed to be hot, only cute.
never said you did, I thought because of your pics. But you are indeed cute.

>>34249783
he wanted some EGG YOLK

>>34249771
pretty sure it's Minnesota

>>34249961
But all the tranny threads get deleted

>>34249173
Aww, that was actually really cute.

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>people are still giving these two raging attention whores all this validation

Fuck you morons, you are the cancer.

>>34250037
he lives with his relatives on the southern east coast now, maybe SC

>>34250049
Eggstream is original content directly spawned from this board

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This thread is full of degeneracy and you should all kill yourselves.

>>34249961
>I did not get a boner

Well obviously you didn't get a boner, that's impossible since you have a vagina.

>>34249976

N O

>>34249992

He likes vanilla porn

>>34250007

Well thank you.

>>34250043

True they are fleeting lately..

>>34250089

Good point

>>34250115
>N O
lying desu

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>>34250115
Are you a trap pls be honest I am not very intelligent person and need people to be plain

what game was eggy playing when she was with her?

>>34250115
I personally hooked him up with two trannies .

>>34250061
>original content
How is it content if it's literally not on 4chan?
How is it original if it's not on 4chan first?

That's like saying getting really mad at screenshots from tumblr is "original content".
All you're doing is taking screenshots from whatever stream and posting them here

>>34250115
How was making out with eggman?

>Pizza will never be your friend or play video games with you
>You'll never have cute hair like Pizza because your hair is black and curly

I can't tell which feel is worse

>>34248814
Egg is a failure at life. You all are too young to remember but he's been around since forever. He used to get posted in cringe/beta threads all the time on /b/

>>34250115
>he likes vanilla porn

LMAO
M
A
O

You don't know what a guy is into until you've been in a relationship with him and even then some fetishes are shameful enough that they never admit it

No girl will ever I know I beat off to trannies and jailbait

>>34250188
other than the debt, he has done better than most people on this board

I want to live stream wit egg mayne

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>>34250178
>you'll never hold hands with Gloomy and slow-dance with them with Eggy and Pizza slow-dancing next to you quietly while music plays from the tinny speakers of a nearby laptop

>>34250243
You're gross though

>>34250243
While he would stoop low enough to stream with a tranny, he'll never fall so far as to stream with you..

>>34249173
this is actually really sweet and i wish eggy and pizza all the best

>>34249961
I hope you stream again Pizza, but I don't blame you if you decide not to.

>>34250282
>>34250273
I'll live steam with any trip because it gives us both extra attention and fame

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>>34250285
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's sweet. I hope they go on a real date soon. It would be very cute.

I wonder what hot cum in your ass feels like. care to explain pizza?

egg pointed his ass at him several times through the stream

>>34250059


Doesnt he live in Oregon?

>>34250144
Soul Caliber 3

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>>34250308
kill yourself in a very original fashion please and thank you

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No matter what they say.
The mini prom was actually cute I will have to admit.

For as shitty, trashy and fake the setup was, I felt a little warm because of that.

It's nice to know someone's happy out there, and had a good giggle roleplaying the couple for 5 minutes.

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>>34249173

Awkwardly adorable

>>34250358
Pizza you can put back on your trip, sir

>>34250115
Eggman is alpha as fuck.

>>34250347
best sc

>>34250308
Bebe your still better than Ciara

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>>34249754
Hey pizza what's your Skype I think you look cute pic related is me

Who is pizza? Wheres everyone getting photos from

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>>34250512
he tripfags here and posts pictures of him/his butt

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>>34250115
You two didn't left the room for jesus.

You kinda asked for all of this.

Kek egg man actually has a prettier face than pizza

>>34250627
Send me lewds please what's your Skype?

Eggy just said he's ready to date againt after hanging out with Pizza. Romantic arc confirmed.

>>34250539
That's a girl. Look at the hair

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>>34250666
cuteboi's like pizza make their hair pretty

>>34249165
pizzas shoulders are broader than eggmans KEK

>>34250666
You're probably one of Pizza's fans pretending to not know him, and are complimenting him by letting him know how convincing he is but yeah, Pizza is a tranny. Posted benis and everything.

>pizza is only passable when they use certain angles and photoshop
kek

failed tranny.

>>34250594
desu this feels like the ending scene to a feel-good hipster movie and I kinda like it.

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>"she's" a "lesbian"
What did Eggy mean by this?

>>34250710
>failed tranny
Redundant

>>34250308
Eggman should do more tripfag guests, people would watch whether they love you or hate you

>>34250416
FUCKING DIE

Bebe is just a jealous shitskin.

Pizza was born male and looks more feminine than a black sheboon could ever hope to.

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>>34249961
>I never claimed to be hot, only cute.

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>>34250115
Why are you such an attention whore online but such a pussy irl?

>>34250791
Pizza you can put your trip back on I know it's you running your mouth

>>34250839
>>34250792
>big benis
>great jaw
>tries to be a woman and fails horrible when they were a perfectly fine looking man
Really made me think.

>>34250402
Eggman is the man, no doubt about it

>>34250761
How can I get in contact with eggman for a stream?im slso open to other trips

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>she's a lesbian
>has posted pics of herself fucking men on the internet

>>34250920
It's a gay male so he's just a fag getting his ass rocked

>>34250856
Lol, not Pizza. Shame you're such a cunt Bebe, Pizza is actually an incredibly sweet person and would never be so hateful.

I on the other hand am tired of seeing your attention seeking bitchy persona all over r9k. You're a broken record with the same catty attitude and nothing to actually contribute to any thread. Actual cancer.

>>34250932
>ITT: Bebe is assmad that Pizza gets more dick than she ever will

post more pics of pizza desu, wasn't aware of her existence until now (stopped browsing /r9k/ in october 2015 and am slowly making a return)

>>34250142
Yes goofy nigga

>>34250938
I hope pizza gets aids and dies but I don't need to hope because that inevitable for queers

Well this is fucking gay, I'm done with this board. This fucking name fag attention whore e-drama is pathetic. Wish me luck this time /r9k/. My record is about 6 months. I hope all these tripfags and orbiters die before then, please kys.

pizza you looked MUCH better before honestly. Also I still hate you and her~~

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>>34251000
I dont know who the fuck you are but you come off as a fucking bitch and should neck yourself.

>>34251034
How do I come off as a bitch?your the prison gay homo thirsty for cock because you can't get women

>>34250856
Fuck off nigger

Of comment 2

white trap > black womyn

>>34249502
Pizza were you crying a bit towards the end? :3 it was so cute desu

>>34251025
You are such a fag. Like honestly get over yourself.

>>34251034
She's a nigger. Of course she'd be jealous of cute white traps.

>>34251211
You're prison gay ya loser lmao

>>34250861

Now that I think about it, Pizza would make a great Chad if he actually worked out and did steroids.

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>>34250861
>big benis
"no"

>>34251234
why are blacks always so homophobic?

>>34251266
I remember them posting an image a good while ago where it looked big.

Maybe hormones shrunk it a lot or it was the angle.

>>34251293
Because being a faggot is something that should be frowned upon. That's why whites are going extinct because you're all gay.

I bet he was

eggstatic

*ba dum tss*

>>34251234
you even speak like a nigger lmao

>>34251234
How does it feel to know that not even black men want you? Black women are the least desirable humans possible, with the exception of the few that look like palette-swapped white people.

>>34251304
When the alternative is women that look like you its not hard to see why men go gay.

MORE LEWD PIZZAS REEEEE

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I hate eggy and pizza; I hope Pizza gave him AIDS. Which is likely, given that Pizza has fucked over 100 guys off of CL according to several threads where he bragged about it. Even got drunk at a few gloryholes and was shitting semen for a morning after.

Def got AIDS

>>34250907
Why would you want to stream with eggy? Have you even watched his 8h streams where he plays niggar.io for hours. He's a confirmed racist who literally voted for Trump and thinks "WE WUZ KANGZ" is funny.

>>34251324
At least I can sleep at night knowing I'm a not a degenerate faggot who will burn in hell. Being gay is one thing but chopping your dick off and becoming an abomination is going too far.

>>34251419
You know none of that stuff happened and you have no proof yet you said it anyways. Why?

>>34251438
>>>being subhuman

>>>>thinks she won't burn in hell

>pizza, a male tranny, is actually sweet, soft-spoken, relaxed, and didn't even freak out from hours of being hated on
>bebe, a biological female, is a complete fucking hateful cunt and is utterly insufferable

Why can't real girls actually be girls

>>34251498
Really scrambles that ol' yolk.

>>34251498
Women are incapable of experiencing empathy.

>>34251498
trannys don't live as long as real girls because they commit suicide or die of hiv

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>>34250711
Yeah, It's what I thought when I saw the video.

"the lyfe of an eggy"

And as they dance all desaturates, the camera zooms out and the "The end" black screen runs.

Fits well with the couple akwardly asking each other for the two mann's prom.

I should be a movie director.

+ bonus shit tier fan art.

>messed up

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>>34251505
Thanks for the fan art, it's cute.

>>34251558
>implying more white people die of hiv than black

>>34251558
Niggers are more likely to die of hiv than anyone

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I like Eggy and Pizza

>>34251498

disgusting females being replaced trannies are better.

>>34248858
The only thing pizza can pull is the plug out of his anus, when it's time to take eggcock

>>34251587
>>34251593
Go have raw sex with a tranny then, no one is stopping you from being the queer that you wanna be.

>>34251596
>>34251596
They are cute!

Get into the stream Eggy is doing a food review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUCzKd9w9Fc

>>34251629
Somehow, a butt is less gross than a nigger pussy.

>>34251629
Although I enjoy your hostile attitude towards trannies,I have to remind you that although fags have high rates of disease, so do black women

In any case, plz b in Miami and be willing to take the virginity of an ugly socially awkward skeleton

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>>34249053
>minyo pinyo

>>34251729
>I n any case, plz b in Miami and be willing to take the virginity of an ugly socially awkward skeleton

Just become prison gay and fuck a dude ya freak

>>34250682
>make their hair pretty
>has male patterns baldness

>>34251760
fiveheads are CUTE
CUTE!

What does bebe look like compared to pizza

>>34251419
i refuse to beleive this. how could a trap thats sucked dicks at glory holes and fucked over a hundred guys be all cutesy and super-shy when on cam with eggy? is it all an act?

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>>34251629
get your tits out for eggman now

>>34251802
Because that's made up bullshit

Pizza doesn't like men

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>>34249165
Does seriously no one remember the threads of pizza posting his pitched tent.
>hey pizza are you a girl x10000 times
>being so new you didn't see pizzas thick cock
>the man shoulders and total man face
>their overly affectionate attitude
>eggy acting way to confident
>pizza really digging it though
>their chemistry
You'd have to be literally autistic to not be able tp pickup what is happening here
>/r9k/

>>34250856
I don't particularly like you, Bebe, but you're leagues above the tranny. It's a genuinely disgusting thing, that I'm not sure can really be treated as a person.

>>34251048
can confirm you sound like a disgusting person.

>>34251234
hahaha shes getting angry control yourself bebe

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>>34251789
Mad ugly. That's why she's so butt frusterated

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>>34251789
pizza looks clearly better lel

>>34251438
hehe you're consumed with hate what a repulsive person you are.

>>34251756
Are u into slave and master roleplay?

>>34249783
HOLY FUCK EXPOSED IT IS HAPPENING
PIZZA EXPLAIN THIS
V CUTE U TOO R A GOOD COUPLE

>>34251869
>that FAS
wew

>>34251869
Kek it suddenly makes sense.

>>34251815
is this actually her lol

>>34251771
That's like a 6 head, with scraggly hay-like strands of hair. Pizza isn't even a cute trap, just a man in women's clothing.

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>>34250049
>Not shitposting so hard that it creates a shitposting movement and leaks out irl forever
r u gay represent bitch

>>34251922
I dunno her hair looked pretty qt during the stream. I think she just needed a haircut desu.

>>34249739
She's really good at making herself look more femme than she actually is in selfies.

She looks like a literal dude in the videos/these screencaps with eggman.

>>34251869
This is honestly disgusting

>>34251869

>there are faggots replying to this

kek

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>>34250666
Stop lying Satan I have already seen his benis

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>>34251560
That's enought autismo for tonight, I think.

>>34251869
what the fuck i thought harambe died in the summer?

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>>34250710
This
>that man nose
>fat tummy
>man jaw
>man shoulders
>a visible benis
>has man farts
>cannot hide his disgusting asshole

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>>34251802

Fucking obviously. Do you think all those 'shy' and demure girls you see IRL haven't fucked a hundred dudes minimum by the time they're 20?

What makes you think Pizza, who thinks he's a girl, hasn't done the same? He's guzzled so much thirsty queer cum he's posted about craving it and having dreams about the flavor.

>>34251874
Ew no
>>34251826
You're a prison gay homo. Get some self respect.

>>34250682
>>34251869

LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12143543

>>34252056
"PRISON GAY HOMO! PRISON GAY HOMO!"
rofl you've fucking cracked

>>34250856
I think the tranny is gross simply because of the photoshop used but Bebe you're infinitely more gross. Pizza and Eggy are the only worthy /r9k/ trips. They are the poster child /r9k/ relationship and they're at least entertaining to shitpost about. You have nothing in your pathetic life.

>>34252100
You're fucking dudes because you can't get women lol u prison gay

>>34251953
>haircut

But then he'd have even less hair

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>>34252074
lol bebe BTFO

>>34252107
>I jerk off to shriveled up dicks
>lol you're pathetic

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>>34252107

>pizza and eggman are "worthy" /r9k/ trips
>trips are ever "worthy" at all

Jesus Christ, can this garbage board sink any lower?

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>>34252111
Why you gotta be homophobic Bebe?

I thought you held the liberal mindset? Don't tell me you actually wanna fuck the FUCKING WHITE MALES?

>>34252111
lol you dont even know who i am. i never done that shit lmao

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>>34252074
>pizza 13
>bebe 1

HOLY FUCK

>>34252153
I think she's a black nazi

yall gotta get them militias rolling while whites are still 150M or 50% of the US and buy the most gunzzz

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>>34252179
She voted for herself.

Pizza confirmed for most feminine penis.

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>>34252107
>Pizza and Eggy are the only worthy /r9k/ trips

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>>34252179
>1 vote for bebe

>>34252232
bebe has a dick?
lmao this just gets better

>>34252074
Bebe btfo

>>34251869
Even your angled shots suck this is cringe

>>34252153
Why would I hold a liberal mindset?i hate trannys and if I had a son who came out as gay, I would drug him then burn him alive in his own bed.
>>34252154
Your life is so pathetic that you're orbiting literal men. Get a job lol

>>34252074
>>34251869
How the fuck can you lose to a trap? lmao

>>34252264
All black women have massive clits due to their high testosterone. So basically she has a stupid useless pseudo-dick along with all the downsides of having a vagina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5NCDYB1Lc

DRIVIN AROUND
KING OF THE TOWN

Where's the eggman streaming these days?

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>>34252074
inb4 bebe proxyfags (if the dumb nigga even know how)

hope Pizza sees this and feels better about herself

>>34252074
>22 pizza
>2 bebe

Why is this so fucking hilarious

>>34252074
>pizza - 22
>bebe -2

KEK

>>34251756
Wow rude I just want some succ n fucc

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>>34252290
>i hate trannys
Trannies confirmed for self-hating

>>34252341
>notice me tranpai
also holy lol, the absolute state of bebe

hahahahahahah bebe you deserve this for being a shitty person. try have a better heart.

That stupid fucking "Chad" laugh Egg does. It's obnoxious and fake as fuck.

>>34252354
Get a life plz lmao

>>34252330
On his youtube channel obviously

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=zUCzKd9w9Fc

>>34251869
Wait, that is or isn't a trap? I can't tell.

>>34252571
no it's just a nigber

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>>34252531
>gaming

>>34252466
>pic

>>34252415
Awww. Eggy make baby sad?

>>34252330
on youtube, he's been doing 8 hour streams every day for the last two weeks and plans to keep it up for another two weeks

link here
>>34251671

>>34252571
>be an actual woman
>don't pass
How does it feel bebe?

>>34252596

Yeah, he play games on and off on the stream, things are winding down right now.

Youtube gamings layout works better on my 2nd monitor because it is smaller than my 1st monitor.

>>34252647
YOUR SECOND MONITOR IS SMALLER THAN YOUR FIRST MONITOR?
HOLY FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>>34252466

Are you trans?

wtf is wrong with your eyes?

they look like triggered feminist eyes

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>>34252676
Wut? original ravioli.

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>>34252643
I might be ugly but at least I have a real bagina and I'm not an embarrassment to my family lmao

>>34252719
You're more of an embarrassment to society than Pizza is. No one wants to be around an asshole

Why all the hate for bebe? What did she do to deserve it?

>>34252752
Read her posts in this thread

>>34252708
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT USING YOUR FIRST MONITOR AS YOUR SECOND MONITOR AND YOUR SECOND MONITOR AS YOUR FIRST MONITOR? LIKE WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO MAKE YOUR FIRST MONITOR THE FIRST MONITOR? I'M SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW.

>>34252719
You don't look that ugly tbqh, one pic was weird with eyes and glasses.
Take a normal pic.

>>34252752
>ugly
>annoying
>rude
>nigger
take your pick

>>34252752
She has been acting like a total bitch.

c+f Bebe and read here posts

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So the tranny is pre op? When is the surgery? I bet Eggy can't wait to fuck that inside out penis gooch.

This all seems so practical. One ugly man getting his penis inverted to fuck another ugly man with, and there will be no chance of reproduction.

This is how the world handles us, guys. Let's all follow their example.

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>>34252769
One monitor cost me $150, the other cost me literally nothing. Guess which one is which.

Also wut?

>>34252719
Where did you buy that shirt, I want it

>>34252719
Worse abuse of angles than even pizza. But even pizza's exposed, full on tranny appearance is more feminine than yours

>>34252794
Cute penis > fake vagina. Surgery is a meme.

>>34252719

>implying having a real vagina is some sort of accomplishment

congratulations, you have the same genitalia as 50% of the population

>>34252820
stop answering my questions about your monitors you stupid faggot. fuck your monitors.

>>34252719
you look good here

sick off all these jew angles, just post a regular fucking pic of yourself so i can decide

>>34252833
So Pizza wants to keep his penis fully intact? Gives Egg something to suck on I guess

>>34252863
thanks man you too :^)

my famalam

>>34252466
Bebe this is how you treat the only person ITT who wants to bang you and hates Pizza?

Who /jelly that Pizza got to spend an evening with Eggy/ here?

>>34252890
i still love you sweetie pie <3 u & ur monny-wonnys

>>34252925
Who /self inserts as eggy/ here? I just want to play vidya with a cute trap. Eggman gives me hope.

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>>34252830
I got it here
https://www.spreepicky.com/collections/shirts
>>34252842
But I'm not an abomination who gave up his entire life for a fetish lmao
>>34252832
Enjoy getting fuck in the ass then ya preverted freak

>>34252958
I'm in the process of becoming a cute trap. Once I do I'll play vidya with any robots who wants it

>>34248814
grats, the OP trap still looks cuter than you.

>>34252959
>being this mad
toastie roastie

>>34252959

>But I'm not an abomination who gave up his entire life for a fetish lmao

Well you're a tripfag on /r9k/

If you are actually a girl and you tripfag here, there's something very wrong with you

>>34252958
That trap is butt-fuckin' ugly. If that's your standard for cute you have plenty to be hopeful for. Most people don't want traps, even Eggerd the Ugly Elephant Man can get one.

>>34252971
>I'm in the process of becoming a cute trap.
p-pics?

>>34253051
f-f-f-fuck off you blithering retard

>>34253051
I can't anon, I'm not qt yet

>>34253078
wow there is no need to be so rude

who else /plays vidgames and has sex with trannies/

>>34252959
Thank you! Damn the shirt is expensive but it looks good.

SKIBBY DOBBY DOODLEE DOO

>>34253106
Sam Hyde apparently

>>34253106
How is sex with trannies anyways? Are butts gross? That's always been the problem in my mind, but I've never put my dick in anyone so I have no idea about any of it.

>>34249739

He can't keep getting away with passing!

>>34253041
Fuck off you gay ass nigga.
>>34252993
Lol your mom loser

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Oreggano Eggman

>>34253144
>Fuck off you gay ass nigga.
I bet you talk like a hood nigger IRL. You DEFINITELY have herpes.

>>34252959
Miss Bebe, I'm not a fan of "your kind", but boobs are boobs.

You have my respect. I would watch you stream.

>>34253173
U is a gay ass homo and u like fuckn dudes. Nigga get yo life together gather. Da fuk?

>>34253222
How does it feel to be less sexually appealing than a man pretending to be a woman?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12143543/r

95% of people agree.

>>34253263
Lmao maybe I don't care what some jobless perverted freaks think?

>>34253294
POST NORMAL, NON JEW ANGLE PIC

>>34253263
>Pizza: 39
>Bebe: 2

wew lad

>>34253294
Are you a virgin?
Do you liek white cock?

>>34253263
Bebe btfo, will she ever recover?

Why do you autists always give bebe attention.
Yes she's an ugly sheboon that triggers you but you don't need to acknowledge her.

>>34253140
trap butts are pristine and fuckable at all times, feels really good man

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>>34252719

You honestly look like a dark elf. Just put on some fake ears, and call yourself a dark elf pls.