>dfw accidentally came on my own face

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>>34248580
describe taste pls

>>34248580
>accidentally

yeah,and i "accidentally" fingered a dog

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>intentionally cum on my own stomach
>instantly disgusted
>shoot WAY more than I expected to
>pools up in my belly button
>didn't even think ahead about clean-up
>have to use a sock

>>34249852
yeah and I "accidentally" hurt my back while making tea

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>>34248580
>tfw fapped twice and now my dick has searing pain when I make sudden movements

>>34248580
>accidentally came on my ice cream and ate it all once
hate when that happens

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>>34248580
>tfw accidentally came on my cat..
He jumped on my bed and spooked me, and it made me cum.

>tfw addicted to taste of my own semen

>>34248580
so what? i've been drinking my own cum for two years now

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>>34249911
iktf, unfortunately

also nice digits

>hanging out with friend at my house
>suddenly trip
>accidentally drag his pants down along with underwear, revealing his big dick
>mouth lands on his penis by mistake
>try to stand up, slip and lodge his dick even deeper in my throat
>friend accidentally moans
>unintentionally cums in my mouth
>taken by surprise by the surge of semen and accidentally swallows it all
>accidentally licks the rest off my lips

I'm such a klutz

>>34250966
Hey! That exact scenario has happened to to me!