>mom raided the computer >I left /r9k/ open FUCK. I had

>>34248657
kek how did she find out all this? and are you really a scumbag stoner? eww

>>34248657
Your mom seems kind of insufferable to be totally honest with you family.

>>34248657
your mom sounds like a bitch, no wonder you ended up here, sorry man

Are you a nigger or something? Why does your mom talk like that

Did you mom assume the other posts on /r9k/ were yours?

>Those hashtags
What is she smoking?

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>Your mom was able to tell what posts you made on /r9k/
>Your mom
Think about that for a second. It took me like 3 weeks to get use to this when I found it. My mom can't even use her cellphone, but yours can figure out 4chan?

You got bigger problems my man.

#whatthefuckdothesesymbolsmeanwhyarentthereanyspaces?

>>34248657
kek your mom literally talks like an airheaded teenager

>You suck
>#youaretheworsekidsever
>#howcouldyoufothis

If this is actually your mom you should consider smashing her skull in with a ball peen hammer. Holy fucking shit dude.

>>34248682
Like I said she raided my computer/facebook messages. Also I smoked like three fucking times man I'm a lightweight.

>>34248703
Just kinda how she talks man

>>34248722
She's smoking conservative propaganda

>>34248657
>this porno is gross, keep it out of my house

>o-okay, sorry about that

Can OP get any more beta?

Sounds like she's a single mother. I wouldn't worry about disappointing her. She's trash. Any time she bitches say that's why your dad hates her to shut her down.

>>34248728
Nah I think she just saw the thumbnails and she was like "Anon what the fuck is this anime bullshit"

Tell your mom to quit hashtagging over text like some tech illiterate retard

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Holy shit, no mom should talk to her kids like that. I feel sorry for you dude.

>>34248728

>you are now aware that middle aged ladies browse this place hoping to land some beta robot NEETbux provider

>>34248728
>3 weeks
you are very slow anon

>>34248657
>I am not a nutcase
>You suck
>#youaretheworstkidsever

What is this bitch's problem?

>>34248657
it's possible she's just really worried about you and broke down and spied your computer cause you're too distant and closed off

have a long talk about porno and 4chan with her
it will be interesting and way better than rolling over and listening to whatever she has assumed without complaint

>>34248751
tell that bitch to grow up

>>34248895
I was not a very intelligent child, anon.

>>34248865
She always gets like this when she's angry. You should have seen the shitstorm when she found out my brother smoked.

She means well and I love her to pieces, but every now and then we fuck up and she goes off on how we're such disappointments and what are you doing with your lives

"you smoke wee too". Not, "ohmigod you take the marijuanas!"...

Your momma's a stoner.

>>34248657
kill yourself to get back at her, then she'll see

Post more screens OP I want to see more of your nutcase mom

Tell your mom you'll give up weed and porn if she fucks you.

>>34248728
Dude 4chan is easy to use. I first came here when I went to /pol/ in 2015 and it only took me a day or two to figure everything out

>>34248657
Jesus Christ OP. Bringing up some unwanted memories here.

>>34248657
>I am so disappointed in my children
>You suck
>#youaretheworstkidever
>#howcouldyoudothistome?
>you asshole

Holy shit, OP. Not to insult your mom, but she sounds like a complete cunt. It stung just reading her texts. I'm so sorry.

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>>34248657
I guess you just got......wait for it......... Beanboozled

>>34249089
Everything? Can you even triforce?

>>34248751
>She's smoking conservative propaganda

Tell her the President has been in a softcore porno

>>34249154
What is triforce?

>>34248895
It took me a while to find out why Bateman points to the upper right hand corner

>>34248657
>when mom does that "I found x while 'cleaning' your room" shit
I used to leave 'notes' for my dad.
>"Find what you're looking for?"
>"What are you doing looking through my boxers, dude?"

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>>34248657
>tfw fucking feeling when I live on my own
lol at you fag bag

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>>34248657
>tfw afraid that one day mom will find out that I have scat porn on my laptop

Fuck, she never goes on it, but that's still a real fear for me since that is a possibility...

It takes all of 0.25 seconds to hit the shortcut to lock your computer. My password isn't even secure, it's a 6 digit number. Same shit with my phone. Any pron or personal data is in a folder named .Hidden Folder that I access through ES Explorer. It's not secure but it's enough to keep out anyone who isn't actually interested in finding it from getting to it.

Do people who get busted have a subconscious desire to get caught? I can empathize if it was from a good digging around, but when you have your Loli and or Picsofmedoingdrugs folder open and with a cloned display on the TV you're pretty much asking for it.

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>>34248657
You know what needs to be done, anon~
It's us or her, and some people need to be put down~

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Lol get fukt stupid druggie piece of shit.

I'd kick you out of the house desu.

>>34249027
Adults were once teenagers, a lot more than half the population has smoked weed before. Its not impossible

>>34249225
123456? You ass holey

I left /r9k/ open on my laptop while I went to the bathroom. When I came back I found my mom looking at it. The thread that was open was asking if it was alright to murder your spouse if they were caught cheating or something like that. She told me "Are you reading this because it's a legal thing? I know you want to go to law school. I think it's interesting that you're already doing research on this stuff." I'm so lucky I left that thread open and not the porn thread I had been looking at earlier.

You need to tell your mom to stop texting like a complete retard and if she ever uses hashtags again you will burn the house down.

>>34248657
>just try raising you, It's not been easy.
Damn OP you got rekt bruv.

>>34249279

She tokin'

>Seeing hidden figgures
>uses the phrase "I'mma"

just fucking go play in traffic

>>34249262
Damn,,, You're one cool dude broheim

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>>34249289
>mum is in this much of denial

>>34249195
kek, that's a great idea anon.

>>34248773
LOL

This is fantastic but you have to have ice pumping through your veins to say that to your mom

>>34248657
You're mom sounds like a nu-mom.

Try having a hyper conservative Christian mom and an ex missionary as a dad who had you in their 40s. They don't even know how to work a computer

You both seem like shitty people regardless. Like mother like son.

just move out you fucking parasite

>>34248657
Oh my god! You watch porn AND smoke weed? You're in this exclusive club of degenerates called half of the American population!

What a bitch. I understand the weed but lol @ her trying to control you watching porn, unless you're very underage

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>#youaretheworstkidever

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I fee Iike you texted yourself to make a story out of this so that you could feel better about your lonely life. You a girl anon? DESU there's rarely nasty stuff on /r9k/ lol

>>34249710
Believe me if I were making this up I wouldn't be here.

>>34248927
She spies in my shit all the time but she's provided for me and helped with my mental health issues and shit.

I'm not saying she's a bad mom, she's been good to me and I honestly wouldn't be half as well off as I am without her.

Shit like this though, just leaves me feeling numb.

>>34249381
>mothers are deserving of complete obedience and respect no matter what

Didn't let your mother cuck you.

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Pfft, my mom knows all about the haunts I troll on the Internet. I still remember the day I found out about /b/. I was thirteen, and spent the entire dinner conversation talking about it. Hell, she even knows I've dated girls I met on 4chan.

Doesn't mean that she supports it or anything. Her and I are polar opposites when it comes to views on lifestyle and politics. If you're just open with your parents about what you're up to, they start to become apathetic towards it.

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>>34249283

Just numbers. When I was an edgy little shit it was fun little strings of dirty words. Fun times.

422615 in case you're actually interested. Please don't fap to my collection of large breasted women if you ever find yourself in front of my pc. I only want my cum stains on the keyboard. We're monogamous.

>>34249332
Hidden Figures was shit anyway. I left in the beginning because of an existential breakdown (that this didn't help with at all).

At the end of the day I was scared as hell and she helped me with that. For that I'm grateful.

Fuck the rest of this shit though.

>>34249027
She fucking H A T E S people that smoke. Once she literally said "People that do drugs have no conscience".

That was a fun conversation when she found out about my brother.

>>34248657
I'll fuck your mother and become your new dad if you let me contact her. Then you can shitpost freely anon

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>>34249971

>tfw talking to girl I met on 4Chan

>I think she really likes me (Not delusional have proof)

How did your 4Chan relationships go anon? How did things play out?

>>34250129
Pls no anon-senpai

>>34250271
Why not? It's a win-win and I'm pretty cool

>>34249186
NEWFAG DETECTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my mom being nosey ruined my abitiy to have self eateem. it's not okay

>>34250129

I've always wondered how anti drug people resolve things when they get sick and need drugs. Antibiotics, blood pressure drugs, painkillers, etc.. I've known some who refuse even an aspirin but then some joke about being lucky to get a prescription for Lortab or how good it feels. I can see reluctantly accepting it if the pain wears them down, but how is someone who jokes about feeling better able to maintain a sense of superiority over other people chasing highs?

>feeling sick and lying in lounge with parents
>mum goes to my room to grab some dishes
>she doesn't come back for an unusually long time
>finally comes out again
>"anon, I didn't spy or anything but something caught my eye, there was something about Holocaust denial on your screen...?"

>>34250621
Okay I had a minor kek at that

>>34250248
You wanna try anon?

>>34248657
lol@ you for going to see Hidden Figures

SMDH

Your mums as much a cunt as you.

my parents know i'm on 4chan. they see naked pictures of girls i sometimes scroll threw. it sucks being in the room i'm in, whoever walks into the living room can see my screen.

>>34250621
>she starts telling you how your grandfather was part of the team who started the holocaust propaganda and that there really was no "holocaust"

>>34250725
I honestly couldn't find much redeeming at all in the little of it I watched.

Holy shit, it's like a shitty 90's "inspirational" film that they show in English class when the sub doesn't have anything planned.

>>34250772
Stop browsing 4chan in front of people autist.

>>34248657
your mom needs to grow up, porn is normal, it's okay to be disappointing but calling your kid the worst kid ever and telling them they suck 1. goes to show how well of a job raising you and 2. can definitely be psychologically damaging, coming from her

I'm sorry you have to put up with this

>>34250780
For my school it was "Remember the Titans"

Guess whose school had a steroid problem

>>34250804
OP is a grown man whose entire generation pushes the limits of what parents should deal with. His mother is a pioneer

>>34248657
what kind of porn was it, OP?

Women's emotions obliterate them. It's sickening.

>>34250855
On /r9k/ take a guess
Hint: if you don't say trap/tranny you're retarded.

>>34250844
>whose entire generation pushes the limits of what parents should deal with

this is what kids and their parents have been doing since forever
though there must be generations with extreme blowback, otherwise we'd be living in total debauchery by now

Tell her you're a product of her raising, and this ultimately reflects back on her poor parenting skills.

>>34249186
>>34249089

THIS ARE THE PEOPLE THAT LURK HERE

DAILY REMINDER KILL YOURSELF

>>34250887

It could be the lactation threads we sometimes get. The only people who don't hide the gay and interracial threads are faggots.

>>34248657
>hashtags
>in SMS
OP, you have to shoot your mom. It's the only way. Humanity will thank you.

>>34248657
Enjoy your underaged b&

>>34251098
I'm 20 years old.

Malignant

Windows key plus d my famalam
Every time I leave

Post more texts from your mom. They're pretty entertaining.

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>>34251444
>>34249037
Here's what came almost immediately afterwards.

I should note that I have a real bad problem with hugging people. I do it way too much.

>>34251529
no emotion in the response, thats the correct way to deal with hysterical women anon. Good job.

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>>34248657
my sister browses 4chan and exposed my use of tehese boards to my mom. She cut off my NEETbux supply for some time and pretty much ignored me for two months but she got over it.


Don't worry bout it too much, OP. She'll get over it and accept the fact that her son is a fuck up tranny fapping robot. At least that's what my family calls me now anyway.

>>34251529
Your mom is a top notch cunt dude. You have my sympathies.

>>34249003
>calling this a shitstorm
Spoiled brat!

>>34251676
Revenge-fuck your sister, it's the only way to restore your honor. If she browses this site she will understand

>>34251676
Yeah my mom got over it almost immediately.

She has a temper but it fades right quick.

>>34248895
dude when I first found 4chins I was such an obvious newfag I think about it now and wondered how I decided to keep coming back

Don't live with your mother then.
Problem solved then.
OP was a dumb faggot. More news at 9.

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>mom texts like that
>surprised that your kid is fucked up
hmm really gets the noggin joggin'

>>34251529
She's complimenting you.
What a nice lady.

>>34251529
I hope this is real.
Your mom deserves a kick to the face.

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>>34251529
>your own mother insults your ability to hug people
Damn, that's callous. I'm sorry she did that to you, Anon.

>>34248728
Navigating the website is easy, but understanding how it works is different. When I first came I didn't understand the whole anonymity thing or how you were supposed to know if someone reply's to what you wrote and when you're supposed to use tripcodes.

>>34248657
What a nutcase cunt

>>34252968
Hey thats his mom. Shos some respect