My birthday is today...how should i spend it?

>>34326795
Definitely not with us autists, go do something enjoyable!

cocaine and prostitutes

definitely not original

Happy Birthday, fellow robot!!!

treat yourself to your favorite dish and dessert.

>>34326795
Happy B-day anon

oregano

>>34326795

Happy birthday robot, today instead of ordering the normal pizza, maybe go for the premium ones and upsize it.

>>34326795
instead of acting like it is something special, come to terms with this day not being any different than any other and just puts you one day closer to death

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>>34326795
Go to the park and play soccer with the kids or something. Be the big brother and pretend to be shit on purpose and make them feel good. It'll be a good day.

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>>34326795
Happy birthday anon-san!!!!

>>34326795
O hey me too.
Happy birthday to us, I'll be spending it playing os runescape

>>34326795
>lock yourself in the room
>turn the lights off and put on some neon lights in their stead
>put on your favorite music and movies
>do your favorite drugs
>have a party all by yourself

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>>34328056
then get yelled at because people think your a pedophile

>>34326795
By posting more purple finches.